Life is like boiled water.

Bland, unremarkable. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The job of a security guard is like making soy sauce.

Come and go.

The magnificent life we once envisioned, and the ideals of Top Gun, in the end, are no match for the soaking of oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, and the polishing of time.

Without salted fish and buns to fill your belly, what kind of dreams are you talking about?

If there is no reluctance in front of you, can you take the No. 11 bus to the distance?

No matter how prosaic it is, coming and going, Cheng Hao believes that his work is the most in-depth in the company.

As a security guard, he says he is a philosopher, because he asks some of the world's most profound philosophical questions every day, such as:

"Who are you?"

"Where are you from?"

"Where are you going?"

"What are you going to do?"

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He loves what he does, and of course, he loves to sleep even more!

A month after the demon was gone, for some reason, he was full of interest in sleeping.

The seven alarm clocks set up at the bedside have long been smashed by this guy!

"Jingle bell...... Jingle bell ......"

The alarm clock of the mobile phone rang again, Cheng Hao opened his eyes impatiently, pinched the mobile phone and was about to smash it, but then he was shocked, it didn't feel right, so he hurriedly put the mobile phone down carefully.

Just kidding, why do you think you can smash it, this baby thing is worth nearly a month's salary, and when converted into buns, it's a total of 2497.

He grabbed the seven dime coins on the bedside chair and said silently: "Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, if all seven are positive, Lao Tzu will get up!" ”

He shook the coin for five minutes.

After hesitating for a long time, his expression darkened: "Alas...... Forget it, this is too risky! After saying that, he fell asleep.

"You're my little apple, I can't love you too much......"

The rhythmic mobile phone rang, and Cheng Hao saw that it was the company's phone and quickly answered it.

"Brother Hao, I'm Zha Xiaoping, yesterday we said okay, today you will drive us to Jinling to participate in the Imperial New Material Science and Technology Conference, you have to come to the company early today, and you have to help us move some things, don't be late!"

The caller was Zha Xiaoping, a clerk in the company's R&D department, who and Cheng Hao had just joined the company in July this year.

Originally, they all joined the R&D department, but later, for some reason, Liu Ke, the manager of the R&D department, didn't like him, so he was assigned to the security team.

Cheng Hao wanted to resign in a fit of anger!

As a result, this Zha Xiaoping persuaded Cheng Hao to let him "ride a mule to find a horse", while doing here, he was looking for other jobs, don't be too impulsive.

Not impulsive? But this guy is an angry master! Zha Xiaoping can't persuade him!

In the end, he scolded and packed the items, carried the bag, carried the box covered with tape paper, and resolutely left the R&D department.

Without looking back, he walked to the door of the company angrily, looked at the stinky river at the door, and plunged into ~~ Oh, into the security room!

I'll go to your grandmother, a second uncle!

If it weren't for the fact that the money on hand was only enough to buy five days of steamed buns, Ya would not have done it!

If you weren't really embarrassed to ask your parents for money, you wouldn't be waiting!

If it weren't for the goddess Murong Ethereal, she would still be here......

You think I'm a little person, so you treat me as a pawn and you can play whatever you want? How do you want to bully and how do you want to bully?

Tell you that I also have great ambitions, and when my grandfather is developed, I will ...... I...... I'll let my grandson take down your granddaughter!"

Tell you that I also have backbone, and if my husband says that he will not resign, he will not resign!

I don't understand, how do you know that I'm a standard muscular man, and I'm the most suitable security guard?

Since then, Cheng Hao has become a glorious security guard! Burdened with the sacred mission of protecting the company's property and personal safety, of course, he occasionally delivers couriers and works as a driver.

No, Zha Xiaoping just asked him to be a driver and coolie!

Don't think that being a coolie means being bitter.

A simple life can be blissful!

Life is a siege, people who live a simple life want to live a more complicated life, and people who live a complex life want to live a simple life.

"Those rich people and big people must be envious of my simple life." Cheng Hao was carrying a big box, comforting himself so much in his heart.

Being a coolie can also be very happy, for example: carrying a box for a beautiful woman!

Zha Xiaoping is obviously a pure little beauty, she has a slender figure, a mantis head and eyebrows, a nose and cherry lips, and a shallow smile on her fair goose egg face, pure and beautiful, delicate and moving.

Cheng Hao panted and put the box in the trunk of the car and asked Zha Xiaoping, "Do you have any other luggage?" ”

"Manager Liu still has a cardboard box over there." Zha Xiaoping pointed to the place where Liu Ke was standing in the distance and said.

Hey, you think you're really happy to be a coolie?

Carrying a box for the enemy, Cheng Hao can't do it, this guy is very resentful!

Hearing Zha Xiaoping's words, this guy immediately became deaf.

Looking up at the sky, poetic, full of emotion, he slowly chanted: "Ah, the blue sky ~ like washing, white clouds ~ like feathers, my heart ~ clear, deep ~ a little, a few ~ a few ...... Repeat chirping, Mulan weaving ......"

Alas, it's a mess!

Cheng Hao waved his hand in distress.

Rub, what a perfect pretending to be a poem, it's stuck!

After Cheng Hao scratched his ears and cheeks for a while, his inspiration reappeared, and he saw his fingers pointing to the sky, his voice was thick, and he put the finishing touch on it: "It's really good-looking!" This ~ weather, it's so fucking cool! Cool~"

"Flutter ......" Zha Xiaoping couldn't help but laugh when she heard Cheng Hao's poem.

"Hey! Security, there's still a box here, come and get it. Liu Ke yelled at Cheng Hao.

Feed? Security guard?

"Hey, I won't take it, you will bite me!" Cheng Hao was very angry with Liu Ke's attitude, tilted his head and joked.

!

For this person who drove him to the security team, Cheng Hao didn't have any good tone and good face! What's more, it's really infuriating to be so arrogant!

Cut, how to drop the security guard, how to drop the little minions, buddy doesn't like you, still don't bird you! What's wrong?

"You! You! You are a little security guard, and you dragged ......" Liu Ke's fat face flushed.

"yes, I'll be cool! I'll just blow up the sky! How to drop it! ”

Cheng Hao paused and said, "Of course, if you 'invite' my little security guard to move things, I may be able to consider it." He put the word "please" very seriously.

Silence, Liu Ke faltered.

"Please...... Please come and help me move the box. Liu Ke was duplicitous, but he secretly scolded the little rabbit cub ten times in his heart! He's thinking about it, don't hit me in the future.

Helplessly, that box was full of company brochures, which were used for propaganda, and these written advertising papers were very heavy! He tried it himself, and it was hard to move.

"Well, the children are teachable! Hmm~ Let me think about it......" Cheng Hao made a twist of whiskers, looking like he was underbeaten.

This guy is young, and he has no beard.

Liu Ke looked at him blankly, suppressing the anger in his heart.

"Hey~ I thought about it just now and decided~ I still won't help you move! Don't move! Cheng Hao shook his head and said, while simply sitting on the stone by the flower bed.

"You!!"

Cheng Hao was overjoyed to see that Liu Ke was trembling with anger!

"That's right! I just said, if you 'ask me' to help you move the box, I can think about it, just 'consider' it, I didn't break my promise, I thought about it carefully just now......" Cheng Hao explained very seriously.

I'll your grandma!

How can there be such a flirtatious leader!

Xiao Wang and Da Han, who were passing by, heard the conversation between the two of them, hid their faces, and after walking far away, they jumped up to Gao'er and laughed insolently.

Lao Deng, who was smoking at the door, couldn't look at it, and walked over to Cheng Hao and said, "You are really, help Manager Liu move it." ”

Zha Xiaoping also came over and said, "Yes, hurry up, we have to leave soon!" ”

"He has good arms and legs, no illness, no disaster and no cripple, why can't he move it himself?"

Cheng Hao was aggressive, although he was talking to Lao Deng, he was obviously talking to Liu Ke.

"Oh, you, you...... It's love for the benefit of the tongue! Lao Deng looked at Cheng Hao helplessly, turned around and walked over to help Liu Ke carry the box to the car together.

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The car is speeding on the highway, and it is about an hour's drive from Longcheng to Jinling.

Due to the incident in the morning, the atmosphere in the car was awkward, and everyone did not say a word.

Liu Ke sat in the back row, with a fat face and a demure face, his eyes slightly closed, sitting upright like a "Buddha", cough cough, in fact, I was talking about body type!

Zha Xiaoping sat in the front passenger seat and turned her head to look at the scenery outside the window.

Chirping...... Ga!

With a dull friction sound, the car braked suddenly,

Stop!

The two people in the front row were wearing seat belts, but they shook violently, but Liu Keke was different, he was pulled by the huge inertia and directly hit the back of the front seat.

The "Buddha of Rulai", who was originally sitting upright, instantly became a "crazy monkey" jumping up and down!

"How do you drive!" Liu Ke covered his forehead and bared his teeth and yelled, his tone was not good.

"There's been a major car accident ahead!" Cheng Hao said coldly, and got out of the car after speaking

There were more than a dozen people around the scene of the accident ahead, and the accident had just happened.

The most serious of the multi-vehicle rear-end collisions was a small white car, which was badly deformed by another large truck. The car stumbled and limped down a woman of twenty-five or sixteen, who stepped forward and frantically pulled the back door of the white car.

"Professor Song, Teacher Song, how are you? You have to hold on! The woman cried out miserably, and there was a slight bruise on her face.

Looking at the tragic accident in front of him and listening to the woman's miserable cry, Cheng Hao was a little moved, and hurriedly walked forward, he saw that the person in the car door was covered in blood, which was extremely tragic.

So, without hesitation, he helped the woman pull the car door hard to save people.

Although Cheng Hao is jealous of evil, he is also as good as water and has a chivalrous heart.

He slammed his foot on the frame, pulled it hard, and the door opened, sending a cheer from the people around him.

Inside was an old man with silver hair, his face and body were stained red with blood, and the rear of the vehicle was hit to the ground and recessed into the body, so that the old man's body was severely deformed, and his chest was pressed against the front seat, and he was already dying.

"Professor Song, Professor Song! How are you? "The woman was very sad to see the horrific scene.

The old man's lips moved a few times, but he couldn't make a sound, he was too weak.

At this moment, Cheng Hao suddenly felt a tingling pain in the palm of his right hand, and he hurriedly raised his hand to check.

The black "Xuantie Seal" appeared and disappeared in the palm of his hand, flashing with black light.

A line of small golden letters appeared below the "Black Iron Seal":

[Brain Devouring Gods and Demons]: Awaken;

[Function]: Human brain replication;

[Method]: Object-oriented, ideologically oriented.

(PS: Thank you for your support, this book is still too thin, friends can collect it first, ask for fat...... Ask for a collection, thank you! ）