Last night, Wanli's curse mission had not yet been completed, but it was almost early in the morning, and he was ready to die. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

But then, the phone rang.

"Do you really like me? Is it a sincere proposal to me? "That's a phrase from over there.

What is the race against time, what is the fate hanging by a thread, this is it!

God always has a glimmer of life, doesn't it!

At this time, Wanli must be a lie, he can deceive, he can't stop talking sweetly, etc., he said the love words he knew from beginning to end, without respite.

Don't...... The one who called was this fat woman? Your sister, did you use a voice changer, your voice is so good!

Wanli was suddenly terrified, don't you want to be so cheating!

The object of his proposal yesterday, although he was not a beauty later, was at least an ordinary appearance. A fat female woman like this, who is too sorry for passers-by, is naturally not in his choice. But after all, there are so many marriage proposals, maybe it's not necessarily confusing.

"That's what you answered yesterday." The fat woman was angry, "My dear, I love you so much, let's get married, I'm going to get married now, I can't stand it for even a minute...... No, I can't stand it even for 1 second, and the days when I can't see you make me crazy and unbearable, and I live like a year......"

Wanli's face turned bitter, in order to survive, can he not be like that!

Sympathize with the cursed poor fellow, fat girl!

The fat woman was furious: "If it weren't for that, how could I agree to your proposal." ”

"That's a misunderstanding, it's a misunderstanding. Yesterday I just read that paragraph because I was reading an 18X novel. Wanli said with a bitter face.

"What...... Is it? The fat woman was murderous, "Dare to deceive me Zhang Dahua, well, it seems that I can only kill you and commit suicide." ”

With that, she showed a pig-killing knife in her hand.

"Don't!" Wanli trembled his body, but he was still suppressed by Zhang Dahua, and the fat and heavy flesh really made him almost collapse.

"To get married, or not to get married!" Zhang Dahua threatened, "Now, immediately, we will go and get married, and then have a lot of children, and then ...... Take your children to school. ”

"No......" Wanli is ready to fight, and my brother can't agree to this condition if he swears to death, otherwise this life will be ruined, brother holds his head high, do you dare to chop! How dare you! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Wanli gritted his teeth, this person always has to be tough again, he has been pretending to be a grandson for a lifetime, and one day, he will be a man with his head held high, even if he dies, he has to die uprightly.

Today, my life is on hold!

"Huh!" Zhang Dahua's pig-killing knife was a little closer.

"Honey, let's go get married, now, now, now, it's been a minute...... No, I can't bear it for a second, we're going to have children, a lot of children......" Wanli spoke at an astonishing speed.

Zhang Dahua smiled and nodded, then stretched out her tongue and licked Wanli's face. Wanli suddenly felt extremely uncomfortable all over his body, as if he had been forced...... The same.

"No, he ...... He can't marry you. The petite Jianuo stood in front of Zhang Dahua, stubbornly looking at Zhang Dahua, who weighed more than twice as much as her.

"For ...... Why! Don't think that if you look good, you can do whatever you want. Zhang Dahua was murderous, "If you anger me, if we beautiful women go to the death club, more than 20 people will beat you together." ”

Suddenly, Jianuo's frightened little face trembled!

"Don't mess around, Zhang Dahua, school violence is not allowed." Wanli hurriedly persuaded.

"What kind of school violence, our beautiful women go to the death group, but the underworld organization in society never fights at school, only uses swords to slash and kill, blood and minced meat are our romance!" Zhang Dahua is even more fierce.

"Ahhh Jianuo's face suddenly turned pale, "Yes...... I'm sorry, Sister Zhang Dahua, in fact, I don't know this guy...... Ahem...... When you get married, I will definitely come to drink the wedding wine...... Drink the joy of wine...... Hey, hey, hey! ”

"That's right." Jia Nuo's eyes blinked, as if he was planning to make meritorious contributions, "Sister Zhang Dahua, there is a good place in front where you can make a sacred love contract!" ”

"Hmmm! You're right. Zhang Dahua's eyes became hot.

Wan Li, who was still touched just now, suddenly howled miserably, "Jianuo, Jianuo, don't go, help me, help me!" Don't go, Jianuo. ”

Wan Li just wanted to catch up, but unfortunately the school uniform was caught, and behind him was Zhang Dahua with a mimi-faced face!

"Let's go, Wanli-san, let's go to the toilet and conclude the sacred ceremony!"

"Don't!! Help me!!! My chastity !! Ahh!!h Wanli screamed, but unfortunately he couldn't even run away, and was grabbed by Zhang Dahua with his school uniform and taken directly to the women's toilet......

was forced into a corner, and Wanli, who was dying of a chastity crisis, was saved by the class bell.

Zhang Dahua threw a wink at him, which meant that we would continue after class.

Keep on your sister, go on, you strong ...... Wanli really wants to cry without tears.

He came to the class, and all the students were seated, ready for the second period.

"Hey, where's my seat? What kind of planes? Wan Li shouted, and in his seat, there was a small and cute blonde girl wearing a black magic robe and a black magic hat.

Wanli walked over with a bitter face, glared at the girl, and the magician girl also glared at him, and the two of them stared at each other with big eyes, and they didn't say anything for a long time.

"THIS IS COSPLAY?" Wanli asked.

"What? You humble little ant! The magician girl was furious, "I can't pretend I didn't hear about insulting a sacred magician!" ”

"Magic ...... Enchanter? Wan Li was shocked, with surprise in his eyes, others don't believe in magicians, but they believe in themselves, after all, this curse itself is a kind of magic, right?

"Could it be ......," Wanli panicked, "that you are hidden in the darkness and that the other students can't see you?" ”

"Huh?" The magician girl was also startled, her eyes were round, and she was very surprised, "What...... What, hard ...... Can you see me? ”

"You...... Who are you? Wanli shouted, "What is the purpose of you coming to my seat?" ”

"Giggles...... "The wizard girl sneered, "The humble little reptile, so disrespectful to the magician, it seems that I can only educate you first." ”

"With my strength, summon the evil creatures, and appear, my servant, the Holy Light Spider!"

Wanli was stunned, Wanli was stupid, Wanli felt creepy, that spider appeared, magical spider, hideous spider, oh my God, this is really a magician, this world ...... Hell yes!

"Wow wow, no...... Don't come here, I hate spiders! "The six gods who are scared for thousands of miles have no master.

"Giggles...... "The mage girl laughed even more arrogantly, "lowly reptile, die under my Holy Light Spider, go, Holy Light Spider, kill him." ”

"Ahh Wanli was scared and cried!

"Ahem, classmate Wanli, please be quiet, this classmate is a transfer student who transferred from the school today, named An Lei." The math teacher was very upset, and came over and said a few words, originally these two people directed and acted by themselves, and the whole class looked at her like fools, and they didn't stop watching it for a long time.

"An Lei? Why is she wearing a magic robe? Wanli asked the most critical question.

"She's a magician, but she's also a transfer student!" The math teacher asked earnestly.

"Oh my God, teacher." Wanli rushed over like a rocket, holding the math teacher's hand with tears in his eyes, very sad and innocent.

That affectionate gaze...... It seemed to be reflected in the heart of the math teacher, and suddenly, the violent maniac teacher, who was more than twenty-five years old, turned his face flushed.

"Wan ...... Miles...... Could it be that your marriage proposal yesterday was ...... Sincerely, huh...... What a shyness! "The math teacher was shy.

The whole class has a black line!

"Teacher...... What do you say? "Wanli is depressed," could it be...... You've been attacked by this strange magic! Or has our world become chaotic, with both magicians and paranormal beings appearing? ”

"What are you talking about, you idiot." The math teacher with a blushing face knocked Wanli away with a punch.

"Magician, magician is a profession in our world, performing magic." The math teacher was furious.

"That's a magician, teacher." Wanli covered his face and shouted aggrievedly.

"Magician and magician mean the same thing, don't believe you go to the Xinhua dictionary."

"Who has a Xinhua dictionary, check it for me." Wanli hurriedly raised his hand.

"You're looking for a fight." The math teacher slammed the textbook on Wanli's head.

"Oh hello! This little family is a childish and super masochistic classmate, my name is An Lei, you can call me Lord Lei Lei. ”

An Lei stretched out her right hand.

Wan Li was stunned for a moment, looked at the other party's posture, this seems to be a kiss on his own, although we are Oriental men, but we also understand this kind of Western etiquette, we can't lose the face of an Oriental man.

Therefore, without hesitation, he leaned over his big face, kissed it decisively, and stretched out his tongue to lick it.

"Ahhhh An Lei screamed, "What are you doing perverted, I obviously want to shake hands with you." ”

[Curse, choose, (1): O magician from the West, in fact, my original identity is Lord Lucifer, worship me, you will gain supreme power. (2): Why does there smell of, do you go to the toilet without washing your hands? 】