"Welcome to the 'Your Love Troubles' program, I'm the host Kitten. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

This is a fixed radio program at ten o'clock in the evening, and it is loved by girls because of the more gossip.

"Okay, thank you for this beauty's consultation, I wish you and him to break up as soon as possible, get rid of your short and poor current boyfriend, and become rich and handsome as soon as possible. So, let's move on to the next one. ”

"Hey, this Miss Xu is very interesting, she indicated in her letter that it was a consultation about a marriage proposal. Let's see, this Miss Xu...... Huh, fourteen? According to the marriage law of our country, a woman under the age of 20 cannot get married. So, let's get on the phone with Miss Xu and ask why. ”

The phone beeped a few times, and then a pleasant female voice rang.

"Hello Mr. Kitten, the girl who wrote just now is me."

"Well, hello Miss Xu, I think you were listening to our show just now."

"That's right, Mr. Kitten. In fact...... I'm still nervous. ”

"So, before that, I would like to ask if your real age was written incorrectly. Twenty-four, I guess. ”

"No...... No, I have three months to turn fourteen. ”

"However, how can you get married at the age of fourteen, this is not in accordance with the laws of the country."

"Yes...... If I hadn't seized this opportunity, I might have ......"

"Oh, I see. Miss Xu and that boy must have been together for a long time, let's fall in love for a long time! ”

And ...... That's not true. Actually, we've only met twice. ”

"Well, it was love at first sight! This feeling of first taste of green fruit has been shared by many of us girls. ”

"It wasn't love at first sight. To be precise, the first time we met, he didn't look at me. ”

"Huh...... In that case, why would you propose to Miss Xu! Is it because it can't be done? Or maybe it's a friend's bet. ”

"No, he wore a dress, bought a ring, grabbed flowers, held a wedding dress, and loudly swore his love for me in front of the whole school......"

"It's so romantic, I really want to be pursued like this again!" Teacher Kitten was very excited, "Miss Xu wants to ask the teacher if she agrees!" ”

"Yes...... That is true. "Girls are nervous.

"Hmph...... You little kids......" Teacher Kitten was furious, "The old lady hates early love the most, early love or something, go to death!" The old lady was eighteen years old when she fell in love for the first time, and those below me were all ****, cheap. ”

"Little ...... Teacher Kitten. The girl panicked.

Teacher Kitten's voice was very tired, "Haha, Miss Xu thinks, this is my suggestion!" Hey, what do you think! It's a pity! That's not my advice! Because of people! It's a radio gossip host! Not a journalism education presenter! Miss Xu, be bold to love, my sister will send you a copy of "Ten Tips for Not Being Discovered by Your Parents for Early Love" another day. ”

"Also, many friends asked me just now, Sister Kitten, is your first love really eighteen years old? In fact, the kitten's first love, not yet, wahahaha...... Ahh ”

"I'm sorry, Miss Xu, I'm excited. So, continuing your question, is that boy excellent? Did he propose to you with the intention of dating? ”

"He's very handsome...... However, in the school's popularity ranking, it is ......"

"Wow wow, the handsome guy has wood, the beautiful man has wood, is it the top three? Is it the top five? Or the top ten? "Teacher Kitten was excited.

"Yes...... First to last! ”

"Poof......

A girl's statement.

Actually, my surname is Xu, my name is Zhang Dahua, and I am not fourteen years old, but seventeen years old.

The name is vulgar and the appearance is ordinary, but in fact it is very ugly (people say I am very ugly). The weight is not light, in fact, it is very heavy (more than 150 pounds).

In my opinion, women should not be too smart, and finding a good husband is the king.

It's a pity that this world is very unfair, and beautiful women with both talents and appearances abound.

I'm desperate, beautiful men will be picked up by those cheap women, and only give me the worst kind of ** silk.

But like this, I was proposed by a male god.

We weren't very old, but he was proposing, not dating.

He said that he proposed for the purpose of marriage, and that the wedding should be held at the speed of light, and I think it should be tomorrow!

Then, we will live together, and we will have children together, and we will have many, many children.