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As social development gets closer and closer, the ratio of male to female population is out of balance, and there are more and more leftover men. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Zhang Fei saw that others were getting married one by one, and he was also anxious, and asked the matchmaker to say goodbye, but others were not happy when they heard that it was a blind date for Zhang Fei.

Until one day Zhang Fei painted a picture of a lady, and then it was widely circulated among the scholars, and finally a scholar girl called Xiahou was willing to dedicate herself to art and decided to go on a blind date with Zhang Fei.

On the day of the blind date, Miss Xiahou thought of 10,000 kinds of Zhang Fei's appearance, such as leopard head and ringed eyes, swallow jaw and tiger whiskers, dark skin, hateful face, etc.

However, what she saw was a long-legged Oba with a jade tree in the wind and an ape arm and bee waist, and Miss Xiahou asked with an unbelievable face, "You are Zhang Fei."

Zhang Fei looked at the woman who was twisting the waist of the bucket and her face was covered with fat powder, like Sister Feng, and nodded with disgust.

Miss Xiahou walked up to Zhang Fei's side, pinched her nose, pinched her tender face, and said amazingly: "Ah Fei!" You have a good face, tell your sister where to get it? ”

Zhang Fei was stunned: "What's in it?"

Miss Xiahou covered her mouth and smiled: "Dead ghost, I hate it, people are asking you where you have plastic surgery, and people also want to go for plastic surgery, so that you can be worthy of it?"

Miss Xiahou said, and gave Zhang Fei a wink.

Zhang Fei just wanted to vomit after reading it, so he couldn't bear to vomit and shouted: "Lao Tzu has been like this since he came out of his mother's womb, what kind of appearance?" Who got plastic surgery? It was Lao Luo who threw the pot at Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu had to carry this pot. ”

Miss Xiahou was not happy when she heard this, and said: "You have plastic surgery just after plastic surgery, but if you don't admit it, the old lady looks down on you just because of this?" But the old lady still likes your face, Oba, let's get married! Today's cave house, is it good? ”

Zhang Fei couldn't hold back any longer, he opened his mouth and vomited, pushed Miss Xiahou away, and said: "Go to Nima, Lao Tzu has not had plastic surgery, if Lao Tzu is unsightly, Liu Bei and Guan Yu can still rush to sleep with Lao Tzu?" [/cp]