Chapter 148: Death
Wu Yi doesn't feel tired now, he just wants to scold his mother now, or he has begun to scold his mother. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"I'll wipe your grandma! What the are you doing? Do you use a meteorite to hit Lao Tzu? You dog x have the ability to come out, let's go head-on, grandpa has to squeeze out your balls! Your mother was ......" (everyone makes up their own brains, and the fish is afraid of being harmonized.) Wu Ai's scolding is called a hearty one, otherwise Huang Mei would have scolded him until the meteorite crashed into him.
"Okay, okay, it's almost you, in case you provoke people, you will directly hit the sun with the earth, and everyone will take a break together." "If you have the ability to come, Lao Tzu frowned and looked at his gray grandson!" Huang Mei thought that Wu was sick and annoying, "Xiao Wu pointed at his dumb hole, annoying to death!" Wu Xingyun deserved to be an old monster, he picked up a small pebble and popped it out with his fingers, and Wu Yi immediately became dumb.
Tang Seng pulled out the toilet paper in his ear and sighed: "This world is finally clean, I finally know why the monkeys in the Journey to the West eat Tang Seng's meat, if you want to rest on me, I would have killed this girl a long time ago!" Wu Yi opened his mouth and scolded silently, and he felt bored, so he sat down. The bolt covered his head and said, "What should I do now, such a big meteorite fell, not to mention Wu Disease, this island country is gone." ”
Tang Seng said, "What else can I do, cold salad!" Wu Yi became an anti-Japanese martyr, but except for a few of us, no one knew about his glorious deeds. Wu Ill jumped up and pointed at Tang Seng's head all of a sudden, silently scolding his mother, judging from Wu Ill's mouth shape, he was greeting Tang Seng's ancestors for the eighteenth generation. Huang Mei frowned, thought for a while, and said, "Otherwise, call Luo Gu out and ask, he should have a way." ”
Wu Yi immediately looked at Sophia, and Sophia was directly ejected with a belly, rolling on the ground a few times. Wu Yi originally wanted to step on it with his feet, but thinking that he still had to beg others, he had to be patient and wait for him to finish turning before bringing Luo Gu over.
Luo Gui seemed to be sleeping again, Wu Zhi knocked a few times and didn't wake up, just about to open his mouth to speak but found that he was still a mute now, pointing to Wu Xingyun and letting him untie his dumb hole, Wu Xingyun didn't say a word to Wu Yi is big mouth. "What are you doing!" Wu Yi covered his face and shouted. Wu Xingyun stretched out his hand and said, "This is the fastest way to solve acupoints." ”
"Turtle wake up! Old Luo! Luo Wang Ba! "It's useless to shout, Luo Turtle didn't react at all. In the end, Wu was ruthless and stabbed eighty-eight into the turtle shell to stir it up. "Ahh Wu is sick with me x your grandma! "Wu is sick with me x your second uncle!" The two screams were one of Luo Turtle's, and the other was Eighty-Eight. At first, Wu Yi didn't know how he offended these two goods, until Luo Gu covered his buttocks and looked at Wu Yi viciously, that he understood.
Luo Turtle roared, "You're sick! It's okay to poke Lao Tzu's ass, are you itching! Eighty-eight also said angrily: "Are you sick!" actually stabbed other people's chrysanthemums with Lao Tzu, Wu Ill, you are waiting for Lao Tzu to take revenge on you! "Eighty-eight is ignored, how can a broken bottle take revenge on himself? On the contrary, Luo Turtle must make amends.
Wu smiled and said, "Oops! I'm really sorry Uncle Luo, I don't have good eyes on you two times, so don't mind if you stab you wrong. "What the hell are you farting, you dare to say that Lao Tzu's handsome face is the same as his ass, come on, come on, today I don't educate you about what it means to respect the elderly!" Luo Gui was about to punch Wang Ba after he put on a posture, but Sophia hurriedly hugged him, after all, Luo Gui lived in her body every day, and it was easier to talk.
"Sophia, don't pull me, I am so handsome, he dares to say that it is no different from his ass, I have to beat him to death today, it's great to change someone!" Luo Turtle, the old Wang Ba, actually said that he was handsome! Luo Turtle's thick-skinned face can have a fight with the corners of the city wall. "You dissipate your anger, you also know that he has rabies, it is normal to bite people indiscriminately, don't be like him." Tang Seng came out to play a round.
"Humph! You dare to say I'm not handsome? Tang Seng looked up at the sky, Huang Mei was playing with pebbles, Wu Xingyun ate his fingers like a fool, his eyes were empty, and his soul didn't know where to go for a long time. In the end, only Wu Yi covered his chest and cried with a sad face, saying, "Handsome!" Very handsome! I've never seen a more handsome turtle than you! After speaking, he hugged his chest and slowly collapsed.
Tang Seng took Wu Yi's hand and whispered: "Speaking like this with a clear conscience, for the sake of a small life, endure it will pass." Wu nodded humiliatingly.
"Humph! Even if you still have a little vision, what is the matter with my old man? Luo Gu said arrogantly with Erlang's legs crossed. Wu Yi hurriedly pointed to the sky and said, "That unlucky luck has brought all the meteorites, if you don't think about it, I'll finish the calf!" Luo Gui looked up, and sure enough, he saw a huge meteorite burning with raging flames roaring.
"! It's so big! Luo Turtle was also frightened, and said with his belly upward. Wu Yi hurriedly helped Luo Gui up and said, "You hurry up and find a way, it doesn't matter if I die, Japan has to be buried with me!" Luo Gu shook his head and said, "It doesn't matter if you die, it's okay if Japan is gone, but I'm afraid that such a big movement will attract the attention of Tiandao, and then it will really be over!" ”
As soon as Luo Gui's words came out, everyone was frightened, they had already heard about Wu Ai about the Heavenly Dao, so this group of people would be so honest and responsible, otherwise it would be impossible for Eighty-Eight to lie in Wu Ai's pocket so leisurely. If Huang Mei and them mess around, it will be everyone who will die at that time, so they are also holding each other back, who doesn't have a family or friend, if they don't have any relatives and friends, they won't be comfortable because they die.
"Then you hurry up and find a way! Can we still have you gods after hanging up? Luo Turtle smiled bitterly and said, "God of fart, when the time comes, everyone will finish playing together, and you Brother Dao don't care if you are a god or an immortal." Everyone surrounded Luo Turtle in the middle, and they all looked at him nervously, Wu Yi hurriedly said, "Don't talk nonsense, is there any way to say it quickly, Lao Tzu is out of the way, isn't it to save the world, I'll do it!" ”
Luo Gu stared at Wu Yi's eyes for a long time, and finally said, "The meteorite was brought by bad luck on your body, and his purpose is to kill you, so as long as you ......" "No!" Huang Mei and the others shouted. Luo Turtle's meaning Wu Ill has already understood, it is nothing more than a meteorite that wants to kill you, as long as you die, it will lose its goal, and the implication is to let Wu Ill die.
"Is it really okay if I die?" Luo Turtle nodded and said, "As long as you die, the bad luck will dissipate, and then the meteorite will most likely turn around and leave." "No, you can't! Ernie sauce must not die, if you want to kill him, unless you kill me first! Sophia stopped in front of Wu Ai, angry like a hen guarding her cubs, even if it was a fierce eagle, she had to fight!
Luo Gu smiled bitterly and said, "I don't want to either, if this is in the divine realm, it would be easy to do, the goddess of fate, she can get rid of his bad luck with a single thought, but this is in the lower realm, and I have no divine power, there is only one way now." "Otherwise, I'll try to attack the meteorite with magic, and if I break it, it should be fine." ”
Luo Gu shook his head and said, "No, I didn't expect the bad luck entangled in Wu Ill to be so powerful, but judging from the current situation, even if this meteorite is destroyed, it may cause more terrible natural disasters, so, alas! Just when everyone was silent, Tang Seng suddenly jumped up and said, "Let's just launch Wu Ill!" ”
"Where's the shot? Even if he enters the universe, it is a dead end, and if something goes wrong with the spaceship, it is enough for him to die several times back and forth! Wu Yi waved his hand and said, "Forget it, let's die, anyway, I have lived for more than 20 years, and I have no object, except for my parents and parents, I am also alone, and I am dead to save everyone, this transaction is worth it!" ”
Sophia hugged Wu and stubbornly said, "No! As long as I have a breath left, Ernie sauce will never die! No one can kill him! After speaking, he glanced at everyone fiercely. Wu Yi patted Sophia and said, "Sophia, don't do this, they won't hurt me, it seems that I have to do this by myself, get up!" "Ernie-chan, I'll take you away, if you give me an hour, I'll definitely make the spaceship, and no one can hurt you at that time!"
"It's too late, the meteorite will fall in an hour at most!" (To be continued.) )