Chapter 3 Lao Tzu exploded

In the blink of an eye, everything in front of the Falcon changed, and there was darkness around him, nothingness that didn't exist. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Hayabusa almost thought he was blind, but he was relieved to see Yushin.

"Huh? What's going on? Youxin looked left and right, obviously shocked, it was obviously in the classroom just now.

"Hit the ghost?" Hayabusa was equally unable to comprehend the current situation.

At this moment, a spotlight fell in the sky, shining not far ahead, and a sick-eyed Lori could be seen proudly cross-legged, sitting behind the desk, like a wealthy local tyrant boss.

"? Xana!? The Falcon screamed.

"No Road, it's not Xana, it's the main god!" Not only the appearance, but also the voice is exactly the same as Xia Na, Lori said.

“.... Host.. Lord God? So why is the main god the image of Xana? Hayabusa found himself unable to turn his head.

"The main god is a god, what do you want to look like, isn't it just a matter of hand?"

"Amazing, wouldn't marrying the main god have a whole harem?" Hayabusa complained to Yushin beside him.

Xana hides her fierce light and throws a 'friendly look' at the falcon.

"Did you say anything?"

"Nothing!" Hayabusa and Yushin suddenly shook their spirits, and felt the terrifying aura of invisible attack.

Xia Na clasped her hands on her chest and said proudly: "I am one of the twelve main gods, the supreme being in charge of hundreds of billions of universes, and mortals still don't kneel when they see me?" Although God is magnanimous, human beings must be treated with due respect. ”

"Hmph, the man has gold under his knees, how can he kneel easily?" Hayabusa feels that he still has a bit of manly face.

"Oh, is it? Then it's okay for me to tell your family about the little movie hidden on your computer? ”

"I'm sorry! Please forgive me! ”

The falcon instantly came to a flat body bully, not to mention how standard the posture was, and the discipline was shattered.

Yushin smiled bitterly and surrendered.

"Well, that's right." Xia Na nodded, then yawned, with small tears hanging from the corners of her eyes, rubbed her eyes and said, "My mother has been bored lately, so play a game with me, what do you two want?" Whatever you wish for, you can make it happen. ”

"Really!? **Exploded! ”

"Bang!"

The crotch of the falcon's pants suddenly exploded, blood flowed all over the ground, the falcon suddenly burst into tears, its mouth was open enough to swallow a goose egg, and after a few seconds, the pain rushed from the lower body to the brain marrow, and when it lay on the ground, it screamed, rolling back and forth, and almost fainted in pain.

"Wow, Hayabusa! You okay? Youxin panicked to check the situation of the falcon, as a man, he empathized, occasionally hit will hurt to death, the instant pain peak is equal to a woman giving birth to 160 children, seeing the current appearance of the falcon, Youxin's lower body is like falling into an ice cave.

Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt! Hurt!

Even if the whole world is struggling to write between the lines, the word 'pain' is full of blood, it is not enough to express that the falcon is now in a 10,000th pain, it is better to give him a knife!

"Am I like someone who is fine? I'm TM** exploded! The falcon roared frantically, "Lord God, help me recover!" ”

"Tsk, you said you were going to ** explode." Xia Na frowned, waved her hand, and restored the falcon again, Rao is like this, the falcon is still lying on the ground and convulsing a few times, the pain has not disappeared, I am afraid that it will leave a psychological shadow in the future.

Yu confidence was cold, and he pinched a cold sweat for Falcon, and he didn't dare to imagine what would happen to him if this happened? However, the three major honors of men, Falcon has achieved one, and he has achieved a man who has achieved a lifetime achievement of 'really.**explosion'.

"I was generous just now, otherwise I wouldn't have helped you recover." Xia Na spread her hands: "Say what you want, don't waste my mother's time." ”

"I want my sister and sister's blue and white fat times!" Hayabusa raised his hand high, almost blurted out at a speed.

"Falcon, please be decent...."Yushin sighed, it's really good that the scar forgets the pain, he has never seen Hayabusa speak so actively in class, such a hentai protagonist, the reader is going to cry.

Xana despised in disgust: "It's really hentai, well, since this is your wish, it's not difficult to realize it, but follow the principle of equivalent exchange, you know?" If you want something, you have to lose something, a hand or a leg. ”

"And such a rule? Is that festival collected? ”

"What's the use of asking you to be disciplined? Besides, do you have this thing? ”

Hayabusa pouted: "Then I don't want it." ”

"Hmph, you'll come to me later." Xana smiled wickedly and asked Yushin instead, "What about your wishes?" ”

Youxin thought about it carefully, and found that he lacked nothing, and he didn't particularly want anything, besides, it was not cost-effective to pay a heavy price, so he replied: "No." ”

"It's boring, let's disappear quickly."

Xia Na snapped her fingers, and in the next second, Hayabusa and Yushin returned to the classroom, and the noisy sound of their classmates entered her ears, mixed with the squeak of Xia Cicada.

Hayabusa and Yushin glanced at each other, both seeing the consternation in each other's eyes.

"Didn't I dream just now?" Falcon quickly touched the crotch of his pants and breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, the divine soldier is still there.

"I didn't expect to meet the Lord God." Youxin sighed.

"What's so surprising then." Hayabusa leaned back into his chair.

"But although we know about the existence of the Lord God, no one has ever seen her, right? Isn't that an honor? ”

"Can this also be considered glory? Lao Tzu's ** explosion is the real glory! ”

“.... Can you stop saying such an indecent word again? Pay attention to the image. ”

"Cut." Hayabusa continued to lean back in his chair and sway, enjoying the shaky feeling.

Falcon is such a casual guy, but fortunately, his brain is not stupid, he has a bit of emotional intelligence, he is the most inappropriate in front of familiar people, he is silent when he meets outsiders, and he is not ashamed to go abroad.

"Hayabusa-san, what are you talking about with Yuxin-san?"

The gentle female voice came, but it scared Hayabusa, who had cocked his chair to maintain a delicate balance, but now he fell backwards without controlling his strength.

From the bottom up, he saw the snow-white ceiling of the classroom, the electric light tubes, the wind whistling in his ears, and he was falling towards the hard floor.

"Falcon!"

Yushin suddenly burst out with an amazing potential beyond his body, and with superhuman speed, he flashed to Hayabusa's back with an arrow step, and grabbed his powerful arm violently, supporting Hayabusa, and holding the chair steady for him, which avoided the tragedy.

"Whew, I'm scared to death, 3Q, Youxin."

The falcon sighed, if it hit the back of the head, it would be dangerous, and it would definitely be a long bun.

"Alaala, Hayabusa-san and Yushin-san, the relationship is so good, it seems to be acting in a stage play of "Romeo and Juliet", the teacher is very happy."

Seeing the falcon pillowing in the crook of Yuxin's arm, for some reason, Mr. Alice Fair's face was crimson.

"Huh? It was an accident! Teacher, don't think crooked! Hayabusa quickly explained that he and Yushin were pure brothers, and he was afraid that strange rumors would spread out of nothing.

Alice Phil, an elegant and beautiful silver-haired red-eyed woman, most people call her 'Mrs.', because of her wonderful performance in the fate/zero TV series, so she has a very high popularity, and is now the homeroom teacher of Class E of Lily of the Valley Academy, teaching English and alchemy.