"Buzz......" Beilong only felt that his eardrums were about to be exploded, and every tiny earwax seemed to have turned into popping candy......

Belleon, whose face changed drastically, quickly rushed over to find the volume control button of the speaker, but he obviously forgot that he was a senior electric white, and after looking for a while, he couldn't find where the volume control button was. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

And Avril had already jumped off the coffee table and approached him, and let out a milky lion roar: "Where have you been this day and night!" Where the hell have you been! Where are we going? ......"

Emma...... Bei Long felt that his head was about to explode, and without hesitation, he directly launched the ginseng.

Because Avril held the microphone with both hands, Belon could only grab her wrists with both hands, and gently pressed her fingers on the acupuncture points, Avril's hands suddenly lost strength, and as soon as the fingers were released, the microphone fell vertically.

When the microphone was about to hit the ground, Belon quickly picked it up on his toes, otherwise the microphone would definitely hit the floor with a loud bang.

But Avril wasn't going to wait honestly, she screamed, "Let go of me, you weird!" ”

Although she couldn't use her hands, but she still had feet, the bare snow-white little feet raised up to kick Beilong, but she didn't expect to accidentally tripped on the wire of the microphone, and suddenly she couldn't help but rush forward, and in front of her, it was Beilong.

Don't forget that at this time, Beron was still a golden rooster independent, he faithfully performed the task with his other foot, and with a slight pick, the force of the microphone falling was relieved and rolled to the floor without making too much noise, but he was undisputed by Avril Lavril and fell to the ground.

If you want to dodge, of course it's easy, but don't forget that he still grabs Avril's hands, as an international rock diva, if he falls with a blue nose and swollen face, how can he, a life assistant, explain to Avril's million-dollar lover?

So the result was that Belon was slammed to the ground by Avril Lavigne, and at the same time, he once again really felt what it means to "gather people's hearts if they are not huge".

If it was Shen Hongying, in the same posture, the chest muscles were close to each other, and Bei Long would definitely be able to clearly feel her heartbeat.

But Avril, Belon swore he only felt a full sincerity, and it was definitely not a sincerity that could be filled with silicone.

Especially under Avril's thin pajamas is a vacuum, although she is not very old, but half of the Western genes have made her develop so that Jiang Hanxue, Ji Mingyue, Gu Chaoge and they are all ashamed to death, the towering round pectoral muscles and the soft and elastic gluteal muscles, as well as the unscientific flexible waist, all make Belon clearly realize that she is no longer a child.

"Ah......h

Don't look at her age, she knows a lot, although she has no practical experience in the combination of Chinese and Western, but there is no less peek at European and American blockbusters.

Of course, she knew that she was pushed by something, and she was ashamed and angry, she wanted to break free from Belon's arms, but her hands were still grabbed, and in a hurry, Avril lowered her head and hit Belon is head hammer, and her height of 1.58 meters just hit Belon's chin.

"Hiss......" Bei Long couldn't help but gasp, the space was limited, and his body was pressed again, although he dodged in time, he was still hit, and the result was that he bit his lip, and his mouth was suddenly full of blood.

Bei Long hurriedly pushed her away, ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror, her lip was biting and bleeding and now it was swollen, but fortunately, it was not very serious, and she didn't need to pay attention to herself in two days.

It's just that this matter is too wrong, it's obviously the wire that caused the trouble, who did he provoke?

Walking out of the bathroom, Belon was stunned, only to see Avril holding a desert eagle with both hands pointed at him, the body of the gun flashing with a cold metallic luster, the black hole muzzle pointed at Belon's head, and Avril's blue eyes that seemed to shoot flames also indicated that it was not a joke.

"Don't move! Otherwise, I don't dare to guarantee that this gun will not go off! Avril's hateful voice sounded milky, like a cute little boy.

Belon shrugged his shoulders and reached into his pocket, Avril nervously clenched her gun and shouted, "What are you going to do?" Get your hands out! ”

"Don't be nervous." Bei Long smiled and took out a cigarette, lit one in his mouth casually, and hissed...... It hurts! It seems that it can only be held diagonally at the corner of the mouth......

I've got a gun! There's a gun! Avril puffed up her bun face angrily and asked, "Say!" What the hell have you been doing all day and night? ”

You're murderously pointing a gun at my head just to ask this? The corners of Beilong's mouth twitched twice concealedly: "The answer is in the bag I am carrying." ”

"Really?" Avril glanced at the bag suspiciously, the black plastic bag that looked ordinary was still moving as if there was some living creature in it, so Avril shook her head: "Go open the bag, and then tell me your answer." ”

Belon walked over with a cigarette in his mouth, opened the bag and brought out all kinds of vegetables he bought, which made Avril couldn't help but sneer: "What? Want to use the kitchen to beg me to forgive you? But it doesn't take a day or a night, right? Don't tell me you grew these dishes! ”

"These dishes were bought from the supermarket, and Cordyceps sinensis was bought from the drugstore, but this ......" said Belon and brought out a living creature from the bag that was constantly struggling, wrapped in a net, and turned out to be a turtle!

The turtle saw the light after being brought out, and was so frightened that it immediately retracted its head and four feet into its shell and began to play dead.

"Turtle?" Avril looked at Belon strangely: "I'm sorry, I don't like pets!" ”

"It's not a turtle I bought from a supermarket, but I caught it myself." Bei Long stretched out his hand to grab the turtle, and fiddled with it in his hand and said casually:

"Between June and September, tortoises often crawl to the shore at night and can be caught by traps. So last night I drove to the river in the suburbs, found a jar to bury in the turtle road, put the mouth of the altar slightly below the ground level, wiped the mouth with mud, and spread a layer of fine sand from the mouth of the altar to the surface of the water, so that the turtle would fall into the trap when it climbed over.

"But last night I was so unlucky that I couldn't wait for the turtle, so I had to go to the bamboo strip during the day and make a cage with a large outer mouth and a small inner mouth with inverted whiskers, and put the turtle's favorite feed in the cage, and put it under the surface of the water where the turtle often moves.

"When the turtle gets into the cage in search of the smell, it can't get out. Today I was lucky, I caught a few of them, and finally chose one of the oldest old turtles, and released the rest.

"This kind of wild old turtle stew soup is the best, like the turtles sold in supermarkets are all artificially bred turtles, which basically have no nutritional value."

"You want to give me soup?" Avril looked at Belon even more strangely, it was the first time for a girl like her to hear such a rustic thing, and to be honest, she was a little eager to try it and feel the joy of catching turtles for herself.

But now the point is, why did Belon suddenly want to stew her so kindly? Do not hesitate to toss for a day and a night?

"Yes, I see that you have dull skin, apparently because you don't sleep well, and you have a weak spleen. So I want to stew you a pot of soup Cordyceps old turtle soup. Belon looked at her lightly, as if Avril had disappointed him just now:

"Cordyceps sinensis is stewed and drunk with old turtles, which has the effect of strengthening the spleen and calming the nerves, and can also whiten the skin, which is a suitable tonic for women all year round. I'm sure you'll be able to get a good night's sleep after drinking my Cordyceps Old Turtle Soup. ”

“…… It's true? Although Avril said so, she already believed it in her heart, and the desert eagle in her hand couldn't help but hang down the muzzle of the gun, and at this moment, Beilong, who had been quiet like a virgin, suddenly moved like a rabbit, and flashed in front of her and snatched the desert eagle.

"That's a water gun!" Avril exclaimed hurriedly, she nervously squeezed out a difficult smile, and then pursed her small mouth and opened her blue eyes, which made her look like an angel, and people couldn't bear to blame her, which was her forte.

"I know." Bei Long looked at her with a smile, if he hadn't known that this was a water gun, how could someone have pointed a gun at his head?

But even a water gun is quite uncomfortable to be pointed at the head, so Beron decides to give Avril a little revenge.

"Don't—ah!" Avril guessed what he wanted to do from the malicious smile in Belon's eyes, and hurriedly reached out to cover her face, but a blue line of water had already sprayed on her little face first.

Avril Lavigne didn't dare to open her eyes when she screamed, she felt that her face and chest were wet, and she was obviously shot.

It turned out to be ink? Bei Long couldn't help but gasp, this is really a little witch! Fortunately, he took a soft way to explain to Avril to dispel her anger, if he knew it was a water gun and was tough on the front, he was now dyed like a Smurf, right?

Looking at Avril, Beilong Danfeng's eyes widened, this is probably the most attractive Smurf in the world, right?

It turned out that Avril was just wearing thin pajamas, and after her chest was wet with ink, the pajamas were wet and sticking to her body, not only the outline of the white rabbit was clearly visible, but even the red eyes of the white rabbit were so clear and protruding......

"Ahh What are you doing standing stupidly? Take me to the bathroom! ”

Belon swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, avoided his gaze, and went over to hold Avril's snow-white little hand, as if holding the soft flesh of the dough, led her to the bathroom, and then helped her turn on the shower head, and then hurriedly ran away. (To be continued.) )