When I went out at noon, the sun outside was hot and my skin was hot, and it was only ten minutes before my forehead was covered with fine sweat. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Follow Lin Hao on the bus, what happened just now makes me still angry in my heart, so I stayed away from Lin Hao and sat in the last row.

The bus turned around for more than ten minutes to reach the destination, and if it was a straight line, it was estimated that it would not take a few minutes.

"Go home when you buy something? Or do you want to go play for a while first? Lin Hao didn't seem to care about what happened just now, just walked by himself and arrived at the door of a fast food restaurant in a small alley.

"I'll go back when I buy something." I followed him and said coldly, "I'm going to buy cat food after eating." ”

"Then I'll go to the supermarket with me." Lin Hao is very familiar with the owner of the shop, usually if he is free, he will take me here to eat, this fast food tastes very good, twenty yuan and four dishes can make two people eat very well.

"You two haven't been here for a long time, how was the summer vacation?" The boss is an uncle, and he always likes to bring us more when he orders, he looked at me who was sitting on a chair with a bowl of soup for himself, and said to Lin Hao with an experienced look, "Are you having trouble with your girlfriend?" Let me tell you, women just have to coax, whether it's your fault or not when you're awkward, it's always okay to take the initiative to admit your mistakes first, have a better attitude, follow everything according to the point, and then buy some snacks to gag your mouth, and the next day you will be reconciled. That's how I used to solve my fights with my wife. ”

"I'm not his girlfriend, okay!" The boss's voice didn't lower when he spoke, and I was heard by me not far away, "How many times have I told you, Lao Tzu is a man!" ”

"Is there one?" The boss filled the dish and handed it to Lin Hao, "But he always said that you are a woman." ”

"Lin Hao!" I walked over in a huff and glared at him with my most vicious eyes wide open, "What did you say about me outside!" ”

Lin Hao shrugged his shoulders innocently, walked to the place where I had just now and put the dish down, "I didn't say anything." ”

"Then why does the boss think I'm a woman! I thought it was ...... I thought I was your girlfriend! I shouted loudly, walked to the edge of the table in a few steps, slapped it with great momentum, and the next moment it hurt so much that I squatted on the ground and covered my hands and shouted in pain.

"Are you a man?" Lin Hao lowered his voice, "Look at the side, are they really all deaf descendants?" ”

I looked around, and the guests were all looking at me, whispering something, and their faces turned red all of a sudden, and despite the pain in their palms, they hurriedly sat back in their seats, bowing their heads and not daring to say anything.

The clerk took two meals and put them on the table, and then said mysteriously in Lin Hao's ear: "Why did you quarrel with your wife?" You're on good terms, aren't you? I haven't seen you quarrel in years, and her aunt is here? ”

My face turned even redder, this time I was angry, I just wanted to stand up and ask what Lin Hao said to these people, but I was afraid of becoming the focus of attention again.

"It's nothing, it's good to be noisy once in a while." Lin Hao said, while I was listening carefully to what they were saying, he reached out and took the soup in front of me, and took a sip with a spoon comfortably, "She's not in a good mood these two days, just vent." ”

"Oh, then you work hard, don't quarrel and break up, let me tell you, the boss has always thought that the two of you are a good match, but your wife may not be good here, and she always says that she is a woman." The clerk looked at me with a smile and left, but I was stimulated by his words and wanted to slap Lin Hao.

"Lin Hao!" I deliberately lowered my voice and suppressed my anger, "What did you tell them?" ”

"I didn't say anything, I just came to dinner with a few friends who played basketball last year, and I drank too much and bragged." Lin Hao chuckled, his originally sunny smile was shyly in my eyes, "I accidentally said that you were my girlfriend, and several of them were calling you sister-in-law behind their backs." ”

"How could you be so drunk that you talk nonsense! Do you think I don't know how much you drink? Just trying to trick me! "I didn't expect this guy to start playing tricks on me a year ago," You don't know that I hate people saying I'm a woman. ”

"Anyway, you're a woman now, and it's okay."

"I suspect it's you who go around saying I'm a woman, that's why I'm like this!" I gritted my teeth and glared at him, "Hurry up and get me soup!" You dare to grab Lao Tzu's soup! ”

"Okay, good, up to you." Lin Hao stood up and said to himself, "Have a better attitude, follow everything and buy some snacks to gag your mouth......"

"Fuck off!"

Isn't this what the boss said to Lin Hao just now, he really wants to use it on me? How could a big man be reconciled with him because of this means, and every word this bastard said in the past two days can make me half angry.

Why didn't I know that Lin Hao was so cheap before, and he fooled me into buying underwear and sanitary napkins, and told others that I was a woman! I owe him to him.

"Come with me to the supermarket later, and then buy cat food when you come out, otherwise you will have to send things outside."

"When I go back, I'll take a box out and give it to the cat as a nest, by the way, I also have to buy cat litter, and it may smell like a newspaper."

"It's only less than twelve o'clock, you have to go back early, otherwise it will be hotter in the afternoon, I don't care, you definitely can't stand it."

……

Lin Hao crackled and said a lot of nonsense, I lowered my head to eat, and I didn't even bother to look at him.

After eating, I followed Lin Hao to Xingfuxing supermarket, I didn't understand what Lin Hao was doing in the supermarket, the daily necessities at home had already been bought, there shouldn't be anything missing, shouldn't you want to buy me sanitary napkins?

Lin Hao took a shopping basket and walked by himself, first to the snack area, chocolates, candy, potato chips, similar snacks he threw into the basket casually, I was stunned, all of them were my favorite snacks, could it be that he really listened to the boss's words? But the problem is that I'm not his girlfriend, and I can't even accept my identity as a woman.

Maybe it was because I rarely lost my temper before, so I rushed to the doctor? But who made his mouth suddenly become so poisonous, and he also likes to fall into the well, although he used to joke with me like this, but now he will be angry.

I didn't have anything I wanted to buy, so I followed Lin Hao around, and then entered the sanitary napkin area......

Seeing Lin Hao casually take a sanitary napkin brand that appeared most on TV commercials, I blushed all of a sudden, rushed up and threw things back on the shelf, glaring at him angrily: "What are you doing!" ”

Lin Hao blinked innocently: "It's okay to buy it." ”

"I absolutely am! Absolute! Absolute! Won't use this kind of thing! Absolutely not! ”

He reluctantly agreed: "Okay, according to you, don't call me if something goes wrong in the future." ”

"Humph!" I turned my head, "Go out and buy cat food, I want to go back." ”

"I'd like you to go to the lingerie store and buy something yourself, but you don't seem to want to." He followed me with a basket, "To be honest, it's good to be a woman and accept it with peace of mind, if something goes wrong, it's too late to regret it." ”

"I can't accept that I'm a woman."

"I'm absolutely, I'm going to change back!"

"So you don't want me to use those things of women, you will never let you succeed, you just want to see me laugh!"

"It's really kind to treat it as a donkey's liver and lungs." After Lin Hao said this, he began to be silent.

I snorted lightly, thinking to myself that this guy actually told his friend behind my back that I was a woman, and now that I have really become a woman, isn't it just that he can see me laugh with his heart, and he is kind.

If I really had a great aunt, he would be laughing next to me.

The more I think about it, the more angry I get!

But why do you always feel so excited today? Is it something that comes with a woman's body?

Really troublesome with this body.