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Interlude radio drama

~Opening Music~

[@君]: "It's the time for the interlude drama that I haven't seen for a long time, I'm the cute and charming host @ Jun, do you miss me?" ”

Lan Fengling: "If you don't pretend to be amorous, there won't be such a person!" ”

[@君]:"...... Hmm, what's the noise? Don't be lazy and don't check the situation of the broadcasting equipment. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

Lan Fengling: "Pretend not to hear it!" ”

[@君]: "Huh, huh, it seems that something is really wrong with this microphone, but when it is the time of the live broadcast, I don't care about it."

Well, let's start over.

Welcome to listen, your moon mine, no, it's the interlude drama of the 109th issue of this time, a good man is, cough, I'm the cute and charming host @Jun. ”

Lan Fengling: "Wait a minute, isn't this the premiere?" When did it become the 109th issue, did the previous 108 issues go to Liangshan to be a hero? ”

[@君]: "I said, do you have a grudge against me?" Why do you keep interrupting me? It's not time for you to speak! Please, can you respect my profession?

If this continues, my show will be on the air! ”

Lan Fengling: "What about the broadcast accident?" Anyway, no listeners will buy such a rotten thing, and it will be a matter of time before the sponsor cuts your show in half. ”

[@君]: "Can you not say it so directly?" My heart went down all of a sudden, and I always felt like it was the real ending......"

Lan Fengling: "...... Don't make this look of loss, it makes me look like some kind of villain, super unhappy. ”

[@君]: "Woo woo woo, I was cut in half after only one broadcast, I was so miserable, very miserable!" ”

Lan Fengling: "Don't rub your snot on my clothes, I still have to go to my sister in a while, if my clothes get dirty, I'm not done with you." ”

[@君]: "Am I not even as good as a piece of clothing?" It's so miserable, me, woo woo woo ......."

Lan Fengling: "I'm really anxious, what kind of host are you with this psychological quality!" Over there, since you're here, don't say a word, hurry up and calm down his emotions! ”

Xiaoshuang: "...... You call me? ”

Lan Fengling: "Is there anyone else here besides you?" Hurry up and calm down the host's emotions, I really can't stand it. ”

Xiaoshuang: "...... Didn't you say that we guests could only speak after the host's introduction? Will this be done? ”

Lan Fengling: "Don't be a mother-in-law, how can he let the show go on like this, you should quickly persuade him!" Say something to comfort him or something. ”

Xiaoshuang: "I see, I'll do my best." Don't cry host, can you hear me? ”

[@君]: "Woo, Lord Xiaoshuang, sure enough, you are the most reliable at this time." ”

Xiaoshuang: "Hey, I'm not as good as you say, but you have to cheer up, after all, this is the first and last time this show will be broadcast."

Hey? Why are you crying so hard? What the hell is going on! ”

[@君]: "I really misjudged you. ”

Xiaoshuang: "Hey, Lan Fengling, you can also help persuade him, why did you turn your face away with a headache."

Well, I can't help it. Moderator: Can you listen to me?

You must know that there are absolutely nothing absolute in this world, anything can happen, so we can't give up hope, and what about this show you host......"

Lan Fengling: "I always feel that this sentence sounds very subtle, as if it has absolute ingredients in itself, which is too contradictory." ”

[@君]: "So the show I hosted ......"

Xiaoshuang: "It's better to do the consciousness of cutting in half as soon as possible." ”

[@君]: "Wow, it's even worse! Lady Frost, I hate you. ”

Xiaoshuang: "Huh? Am I in trouble again? I'm really sorry, I can't fix my truth-telling problem, I'm so sorry for you. ”

[@君]: "It's too much, I'm definitely going to draw a circle and curse you!" ”

Lan Fengling: "Okay, you two, I'm not here to watch you guys talk, if there's nothing to do, I'll go back first." ”

[@君]: "Wait a minute! I'm really unwilling, even if it's the last issue, I must be active. The show starts now. ”

Lan Fengling: "Hey, why did you suddenly become motivated?" What a hassle. Wouldn't my little plan to go back early fall through? ”

[@君]: "You did it on purpose!" It's too much! Whew, forget it, it's still the show that matters.

Hello listeners. I'm the host @Jun. Let me introduce you to two of our guests tonight.

First of all, this Miss Lan Fengling, who is not good-looking and wears a perverted style double ponytail, everyone is welcome. Bang bang. ”

Lan Fengling: "These adjectives of yours make me want to beat you, it's so rude." ”

[@君]: "Ahem, it seems that Ms. Lan Fengling is very satisfied with my evaluation of her, and her hands are shaking excitedly." But for now, let's leave her alone and move on to the next guest.

Tsk,It's just ordinary I can't find any adjectives.,This old pretending to be a natural squirting house is the author's king.,We generally call it Xiaoshuang.。

Well, it's very similar. It's exactly the same as a frosted eggplant. ”

Xiaoshuang: "Huh? What are you talking about, but you're complimenting me, right? I'm really embarrassed.,Actually, @Jun is better than me in this regard.,Don't envy me.。 ”

[@君]: "It's really infuriating, I can't swallow this breath without making it difficult for you." So, it's up to me to ask you a question to Xiaoshuang, may I ask ......?"

Xiaoshuang: "Huh? I haven't said it before, can I refuse? ”

[@君]: "No, Little Frost. Please express your opinion on the comments of some readers [this novel is rubbish without reading it]! ”

Xiaoshuang: "Is there such a thing?" How I don't know, haha. ”

[@君]: "You're smiling weirdly, it's not like you're sloppy now, I've seen it on my phone before."

Hey?! Why did that comment disappear? How so! ”

Xiaoshuang: "...... Maybe you're mistaken...... How could such a thing happen? Right? ”

Lan Fengling: "...... Where did my comment go? It's so annoying, so let's do it again...... Damn, why was he permanently banned! It's so stingy. ”

[@君]: "Well, in that case, let's ask the next question." What is the current state of development of this novel? Be honest. ”

Xiaoshuang: "Well, it's about the same as expected. The plot still unfolds according to the outline.,It's just that sometimes I suddenly forget about the troublesome foreshadowing.,Some side plots are omitted.。

However, the most prominent problem now is that a supporting role like Lan Fengling is too scene-stealing, and the guy with a strong desire to express himself is troublesome, so he has to be like a way. ”

[@君]: "No, you misunderstood, what I want to ask is ......"

Lan Fengling: "Huh?! I'm actually a supporting character!! Isn't this novel about me and my sister falling in love with each other? ”

Xiaoshuang: "Why do you have to show that surprised expression, aren't you originally a supporting role?" ”

[@君]: "That, I said ......"

Lan Fengling: "When did you change it?" Haven't I always been the main character? How could it be like this? I can't accept it at all! ”

Xiaoshuang: "How did you come up with such an illusion?" Nobody said you're the main character, right? ”

[@君]: "Let me talk about ...... first"

Lan Fengling: "But no one told me that I wasn't the protagonist?!" If you think about it the other way around, isn't this equivalent to acquiescing that I'm the protagonist? ”

Xiaoshuang: "There is no such thing, just because no one told you, it proves that you are an irrelevant character." ”

Lan Fengling: "It doesn't matter who it is!" I'm the most important thing, okay?! ”

[@君]: "By the time I speak, right?" Don't ignore me! ”

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[@君]: "Why is it suddenly cold again?" Can you continue the show happily? You're too much! ”

Lan Fengling: "It's already this time......

Xiaoshuang: "Well, that's heavy. ”

[@君]: "Why do you suddenly have lines that I don't understand?" ”

Lan Fengling: "Shut up, don't ask more." ”

Xiaoshuang: "That's it, don't you think this kind of sudden words are very concerning?" It's sure to leave the reader with this kind of confusion about [what the hell is going on] and then look forward to the next chapter, right? ”

[@君]: "What kind of cleverness is this!" If this is really the purpose, wouldn't it be a stalk to say it so aggressively? ”

Lan Fengling: "No problem! This emphasis will deepen the impression, otherwise who will remember such a thing as a reader with ten lines at a glance, and the purpose will not be ignored? ”

Xiaoshuang: "I was actually seen through, I really underestimated you." Then I'll use the plot of Xia Xingxue and you alone as a hush money to bribe you. ”

Lan Fengling: "Really? That's so grateful, and I'll be grateful for it for the rest of my life. Thank you, thank you. ”

Xiaoshuang: "Hehe, there's no need for this, just send a death flag here in advance, maybe it's useful." ”

Lan Fengling: "Bastard! This kind of thing is not needed! Don't have! ”

[@君]: "Oops, the broadcast time of the show is about to end, and there are still many units that have not started, why is it over like this?"

If the show is cut in half, won't I become a flashing soy sauce character? ”

Lan Fengling: "Huh, you still have to be self-aware of this kind of thing, let me press the button to terminate this show!" ”

Xiaoshuang: "Good night, listeners and friends. ”

Lan Fengling: "Why do you have to rob me of this kind of thing!" I should have pressed it......"