Chapter 101: The distance between the Tibetan mastiff and the pug is only a bucket of water
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The hill-like rice was quickly wiped out, and Lan Fengling, whose face was covered with rice grains, raised her head, her cheeks bulging like squirrels and confiding something indistinctly.
"What do I make? It's hard to become a Thai face! ”
"What the hell are you trying to say?!"
Bai Yunxuan looked at her disdainful appearance and couldn't help but complain.
After swallowing the rice in her mouth with great effort, and swallowing the vegetable soup on the table as hard as if she had seen an enemy, she finally spoke clearly.
"I said, what are you staring at me, perverted masked man? It's disgusting. ”
She looked at Bai Yunxuan as if she had seen something dirty, and turned her face away arrogantly.
(I was actually said to be a pervert by a pervert, is there any reason for this?) Hold back, and never complain about her. )
Bai Yunxuan clenched the chopsticks in his hand and forced himself not to pay attention to the strange guy in front of him.
After sweeping away almost all the food on the entire table, Lan Fengling wiped her mouth with satisfaction, gently touched her belly, and said something that made Bai Yun's jaw fall to the ground.
"Wow, I've eaten a half-full."
"Half full? I feel like you've eaten more than I've eaten in a year. ”
Bai Yunsan still couldn't help but complain.
Lan Fengling looked at the barely touched rice in his bowl and said in a sympathetic tone.
"Oh, why haven't you started yet, is it the first time you're shy to come here? It's okay, once born, twelve times ripe! ”
(Why do you look at me with the eyes of such a mother-in-law looking at a prospective son-in-law!) And why is it twelve? I can't complain, and if I complain, I'll lose. )
Bai Yun swore to ignore her and eat her own food.
"Don't be so polite, just treat it as a home, and eat it happily!"
"Don't talk about the public cafeteria as if it were your own home! Shut up. ”
Obviously wearing a mask, but the mask seems to show a helpless expression.
(Defeated to her, is this what happens if you don't know the road?) )
Bai Yun swore to feel sorry for himself in his heart.
Why is this so?
Obviously said that he would take himself to the headquarters of the Eastern Front, but he kept saying strange things, repeatedly going around the city, and it was almost time for dinner before he finally brought himself to the headquarters of the Eastern Front.
What's even more infuriating is that the headquarters of the Eastern Front is actually not far from it at all, and when they reach the end, they find that it is not far from where they started.
Just after reporting to his new boss, Chief of Staff Xu Han, she was dragged here in the canteen again.
"You're eating so slowly, is there something wrong with your rice? I'll show you this. ”
Lan Fengling snatched his dinner without saying anything and devoured it.
(You just want to eat it!) Why haven't you eaten so much and haven't been full? Bottomless pit? )
"I've confirmed, there's nothing wrong with your bowl of rice, go eat it."
Looking at the bowl she pushed over, Bai Yun swore to death.
"What are you doing for me with an empty bowl! Why is it still shiny and reflective! ”
(Be calm, be calm, you can't be reasonable with this kind of idiot.) )
"Calm down! But my dinner is going to be mad for everyone! ”
(No, I'm going to have a split personality sooner or later, so I'm going to get out of here.) )
Bai Yunxuan hurriedly picked up the plates on the table, and in Lan Fengling's puzzled eyes, he only said a word to return the dishes and chopsticks to the kitchen.
"It's a strange guy, it's clear that there are special people doing this kind of thing, I can't understand it."
Lan Fengling casually threw the tissue that wiped her mouth on the table, turned around and walked to the side.
"It's terrible, why did this happen, I don't think I'll meet her again in the future."
Bang!
"Ahh
Bai Yunxuan, who was only thinking about things in his heart, didn't notice the oncoming person at all, and accidentally bumped into someone else.
"Ah, I'm sorry, are you okay?"
Bai Yunswear hurriedly apologized to the other party.
“…… It is unforgivable that it soiled my clothes again. ”
He felt very sorry when he looked at the other party's oil-stained clothes, but he couldn't help but complain.
"Why do you say again? We've just met! ”
"Lore, Chest Piercing!"
Ignoring his words, the shirt man grabbed his heart with his hand with red eyes.
Bai Yunxuan instantly sensed the dangerous aura and dodged on his side.
"What the hell are you? If you don't get your clothes dirty, why do you want to kill them? ”
The other party pounced on him again like a beast that had lost his mind, and Bai Yuno, who had been dodging continuously, was also a little angry.
"Don't think I'm afraid to fight back, I've had enough of you weirdos."
As much as he thinks so, to the beholder, he seems to look more like a weirdo in a mask and cloak.
Bai Yunxian held a one-handed sword named Yelena in his hand and turned to meet him, entangled with the other party.
"Good opportunity."
Bai Yunxuan saw the opportunity and slashed at the other party with a sword.
After all, the other party has no grievances with him, and he still left a line.
It was because of his attitude that the shirt man dodged his blow, but his clothes made him scratch, and his upper body was exposed without any benefits.
Like ordinary middle-aged men, the shirt man has no remarkable figure, and there is a circle of fat on his small belly.
However, Bai Yunxuan was completely stunned.
The other party has similar ink-colored lines on his body, and although the outline is different, it is definitely the same person's handwriting.
He had heard from the Doctor that this pattern was used to transmit energy, and it was because of this that he was able to exert the power of an elf.
(Could this guy too?) )
"Hey, stop."
The shirt man still looked like he was going crazy, as if he had to kill him to get his wish.
"What the hell is going on?"
Xu Han, who rushed to the scene after hearing the news, shouted angrily, he really couldn't think of anyone who would make trouble in such a place? It's not just a matter of daring anymore.
The crowd of onlookers flashed a gap, and Xu Han looked at the two who were fighting with anger on his face, and then the corners of his eyes kept twitching.
"Why are these two guys fighting?"
(Ah, stop destroying public property, don't you know that it costs money to repair it?) Stop! )
Xu Han hurriedly ran into the kitchen and brought out a bucket of water.
Carrying a bucket of water, he shouted loudly to Bai Yunxuan.
"Pour this bucket of water on him, he'll go crazy forever if he doesn't!"
After all, the other party was his boss, Bai Yunxuan took the bucket from the other party without thinking too much, and found the opportunity to splash it on the shirt man's face.
Just like some kind of special medicine, the guy who was about to bite like a Tibetan mastiff just now instantly softened into a domestic pug, and stood motionless in place with a dull gaze.
Xu Han angrily went over and slapped the shirt man.
"Luo Yangming, are you awake? If you're crazy, pay attention to the occasion! ”