After I said this, Di Renjian, who had been drinking about the same amount, turned even redder at this time, and Shu Tao, who knew his details, also smiled slightly, poured a cup of tea for Di Renjian, and said: "Big official, don't be polite, you are all eating in a horse spoon, Wang Ju and Director Zhang will know your details sooner or later, say it, there is no shame!" ”

At this time, Di Renjian was a little squirming, and after he drank half a cup of wine, he said, "What's that...... I'm ...... I used to make up for people! His answer was very unexpected. Di Renjian, www.biquge.info pen %fun %pavilion, added: "To put it more seriously, it is the makeup of the dead, I was a makeup artist in the funeral home before I entered the special office!" ”

Although Di Renjian's answer was different from what I guessed, I still didn't understand that even if he was a dead man's makeup artist, what was the twist. It wasn't until Di Renjian told the reason why he entered the special office that I understood why he had such an embarrassed expression before, and the process of entering the special office was really not very faceless.

Di Renjian's previous work was called a funeral makeup artist, a few years ago, this funeral makeup artist was still an averse industry, but I don't know when it started to be popular. Back then, Di Renjian still stood out from a large group of competitors to earn this job.

It happened in the second year after Di Rencheng became a funeral makeup artist, and at nearly twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, Di Renjian had just fallen asleep when he was woken up by a phone ringing. He grabbed the phone with his eyes half-open and was about to curse, and when he heard the voice on the phone, he swallowed back the swear words that had reached the bottom of his throat. The person on the other end of the phone was Di Renjian's immediate boss, Xia Yuxia, the director of the local funeral home.

Director Xia informed Di Renjian on the phone and asked him to rush back to the funeral home to work overtime, and the official's face turned green at that time. Although he has not been in this business for a long time, he also knows some of the rules of the funeral home, and he has never heard of anyone who dares to go back to the funeral home in the middle of the night to work overtime. He coughed vigorously on the phone, excused himself from feeling unwell, and asked the curator to find another makeup artist.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished saying this, the curator over there became angry: "Do you think I haven't looked for it?" Di Renjian, I still don't like your half-baked craftsmanship. If it weren't for those two bastards who turned off the phone, I wouldn't have bothered to look for your two knives! "I don't know who leaked the news of overtime, when the curator called the other two old makeup artists, these two turned off their mobile phones, and the landline at home was busy, and Director Xia really had no choice but to call Di Renjian.

Director Xia explained the reason for the overtime on the phone, and the mother of a local business tycoon passed away in the hospital in the afternoon. This big man is usually famous for his superstitions, and now that his old mother is gone, he believes everything that he should not believe or not. I found a famous local guest to do a big job.

The big man's money was spent in place, and the white affairs began to go quite smoothly, until he got stuck when he was buried in the yellow calendar. Except for tomorrow, it is not suitable for burial for two consecutive days, and it is not suitable for all things to happen in the next few days, so it is easy to wait until the day of burial is past the first seven.

The big people are superstitious, and they dare not be careless in this matter. After studying with Da Zhibin, he finally made a decision, and he was cremated tomorrow morning, and then went directly to the cemetery for burial. Fortunately, he had already prepared for the old mother's funeral, and the cemetery and the like had already been completed, so that he would not be in a hurry when the matter came. In this way, in the evening, the big man found the funeral director.

Director Xia naturally didn't dare to slack off, so he was busy at that time. After everything was arranged, I remembered to find a funeral makeup artist to make up the old man. Unexpectedly, after a phone call, only Di Renjian was contacted as a makeup artist.

Now, in order to keep his job, Di Renjian had to reluctantly walk out of the house one hundred and twenty. At this time, it was almost twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, and the street was deserted, Di Renjian raised his hand and stopped a taxi. After getting in the car, he said very casually: "Master, go to the funeral home, drive slowly, I'm not in a hurry!" ”

"Where are you going? Say it again......" After hearing the destination, the taxi driver's scalp was numb, and he secretly glanced at Di Renjian from the rearview mirror. It is also a great official who is born with a sickly pale feeling, which makes his lips unusually bright red.

Di Renjian really thought that the driver didn't hear clearly, so he followed again: "The funeral home...... It's the old crematorium of the Eighth Road! "When I heard the address of the end again, the driver almost burst into tears. He shivered and lit the fire, and drove the car out with all twists and turns. Along the way, the taxi driver didn't dare to look at Di Renjian anymore, and drove until he reached a position of one hundred and eighty meters in front of the funeral home.

Di Renjian, who was sitting in the back, thought that he should have been lying on the warm bed at this time, and now he had to go back to the funeral home to put on makeup on the dead man in the biting wind. The more Di Renjian thought about it, the worse his face became, and the worse his face became, the more the driver in front of him couldn't catch fire.

Finally, the driver suddenly shouted: "There are ghosts! At the same time, he had already opened the car door and ran out in a flash. This voice also startled Di Renjian, and he hurriedly jumped out of the car, and looked around with the courage to look around, but he didn't find anything unusual.

At this time, the driver had already run away, but fortunately, he had already reached the range of the funeral home, Di Renjian didn't dare to stay in place for a long time, he trotted all the way into the funeral home. At this time, the funeral parlor was brightly lit, and almost all the lamps that could be illuminated inside and outside the courtyard were lit up.

Di Renjian ran all the way to his workroom and saw a ninety-year-old lady lying alone on his workbench.

Director Xia has been waiting in the makeup artist's studio for a long time, although Di Renjian is not the makeup artist he chose in his heart, but now it is him. Director Xia was also afraid that Di Renjian would not be able to handle things well, so after a few words, he personally stayed in the workshop and watched Di Renjian put on makeup on the deceased.

The old lady had just passed away in the afternoon, and her death was not ugly, and she didn't need too much makeup. Di Renjian is also super watery, and after the painting, the old lady is lying peacefully on the workbench as if she is asleep. There is only a small episode in the middle, due to the deceased's age, there are too many wrinkles at the corners of his mouth, and it looks a little deflated. The mouth needs to be stuffed with a special filling to appear full of the deceased's mouth.

When Di Renjian stuffed the deceased's mouth with filling, when he opened the old lady's mouth, Di Renjian's eyes lit up at that time, and it seemed that this trip was not in vain. Seeing the deceased's mouth full of dentures, the dentures were placed in different years, except for the upper and lower rows of front teeth are white porcelain teeth, the molars on the left and right sides are all yellow and clear big gold teeth. Even if these gold teeth are hollow, they are at least nearly two or two small. (To be continued.) )