Chapter 116: A serious nonsense

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After hearing Lu Li's words, Xuanyuan Yixue's face turned red and said, "I know that ordinary people can't understand this matter at all, in fact, even I am confused, okay?" I've never seen a monster that isn't afraid of my runes, but is afraid of electric mosquito swatters...... I don't want to say you have to do it, I have to do it too, we can both give each other five minutes, right? ”

"It's like a couple about to quarrel." Lu Li didn't have a good airway, but he thought about the demon slaying artifact 'electric mosquito swatter' Lu Li in his heart and didn't tell the other party the truth, it was too hurtful to say it.

And Xuanyuan Yixue said that if Lu Li was given five minutes, it would be five minutes.

Lu Li pretended to rub his head, and on the other hand, he had an extremely terrifying confrontation with Zeus in his mind.

"Zeus, what's going on, tell me quickly."

Zeus: Boss, didn't I tell you that my body and my doppelganger can be separated, although the consciousness is shared, but if I keep remembering the things here, then my body doesn't have to do anything, in fact, when I woke up, I was already staring at this cross.

Don't forget, after all, this is just a spiritual exchange, and Zeus 1 is still lying down at this time, don't think that there will be any action, this is probably similar to the sound transmission in martial arts novels.

Lu Li sweated again: Then don't you feel it? Doesn't it hurt?

Zeus said, "Ah, this, I don't feel anything, it's just a little nostalgic." ”

Lu Li's sweat came down again, "Remembrance? ”

Zeus's voice seemed to fall into infinite memories: "The people of our planet, if they are upgraded from demons to great demons, they can carry a cross on their bodies, which is a sign of being a 'great demon', and they will generally be crucified for ten days and ten nights, and enjoy the admiration of all people. ”

Lu Li: "I always feel that the cultural difference is really incomprehensible, and almost all of us who are targeted on the cross are heinous people......"

As soon as Lu Li said this, Zeus immediately responded: "That's right, I remember that the constitution of our planet did not have such a rule, and later found that after we destroyed the world, people in some places would nail up our portraits, that is, on the cross, and then say that they were sinners and burned...... Oh, it should be said that way, anyway, it's not a selection, it's just that this rule is directly given with a fist, and then as long as all the demons are upgraded to the big demons, it's an honor to come out like this......"

Then, Zeus's voice seemed to be filled with a thousand rays of light: "I was stared at the cross for two days, I was almost happy that I couldn't find the north, I felt as if I had been promoted to a great demon, but it's a pity that there are not so many demons to watch the ceremony, it's a pity......"

Lu Li's cold sweat seeped down again, and he said that the difference in culture was really incredible.

However, Lu Li quickly asked again: "Then why are you motionless for a while, and then you are as obsessed as you were just now?" ”

Zeus responded: "Well, I don't care about this side when I'm usually busy, if I don't care, this clone doesn't have any consciousness except for life, and when I'm bored, I'll come to the clone here to tease this demon hunter to play." ”

Lu Li: "......"

Immediately afterwards, Lu Li asked again, "Then what's the matter with you fainting after being slapped by an electric mosquito?" ”

Zeus pondered for a moment and said: "I have never seen such a maddening demon hunter, it was purely for fun, I kept yelling at the demon hunter, and then the demon hunter girl threw all kinds of things on me, but it didn't work, I was about to make her cry, I'm really afraid that if I don't compromise again, the other party will cry out and maybe I will give up the profession of being a demon hunter in the future, and I can't always accompany her, right?" Later, I saw that she took out an electric mosquito swatter, and I thought to myself, just give her a step down and just do this, and then every time I shouted, she used an electric mosquito swatter to get me over, and the general plot is like this. ”

Lu Li's whole sweat poured down like a waterfall, "I always feel that this story is more like the story that Ultraman and the little monster have to tell." ”

At the end of the exchange with Zeus, Lu Li's whole person was still in a state of empty consciousness, and when he looked at Xuanyuan Yixue again, Lu Li had a feeling of crying and laughing, can this demon hunter really be called a demon hunter?

After just such a while, Lu Li was quite curious about one thing and said, "By the way, Yixue, I want to ask you, how did you catch this monster at that time?" ”

When Xuanyuan Yixue heard this, his face turned red for a moment, but he soon returned to normal, "Just two days ago on the night, the stone on my chest bloomed with a strong red light, I knew that there must be a monster in the house, as a demon hunter, I definitely can't tolerate monsters running rampant, so I don't even sleep, hurry up, with my strength, I soon found a monster in the family, the strength of this monster should not be underestimated, you also saw it just now, right?" Isn't it brutal? ”

When Lu Li heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and quickly nodded, "Yes, it scared me......"

It's really tiring to open your eyes and talk nonsense, Lu Li said in his heart, and the half-hung demon hunter in front of him didn't seem to realize that he actually knew everything, and still said excitedly, "yes, yes, it's amazing, I fought with it for two hundred rounds that night, so that I basically didn't sleep, until it was almost in the morning, it seemed to be a little afraid of the sun, so I used means to subdue him, how about it, amazing?" ”

If Lu Li told the other party at this time that Zeus 1 could actually remove the nails of this cross, I don't know how Xuanyuan Yixue would feel, and there is only one reason why it didn't do it, self-esteem, and this glory can't be awarded on its own planet, so it's good to be in this place and satisfy its vanity.

The two of them faced each other, their faces were not red, their hearts were not beating, they spoke in a clear and serious manner, and even Lu Li thought to herself, probably this girl didn't know how long she had memorized this rhetoric template.

The only difference is that Lu Li knew that the other party was talking nonsense, but Xuanyuan Yixue didn't know.

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