Chapter 275: Spring Festival (11)
I, Hua Murong, looked at Wen Rujun and the divine chicken, you pecked a bite, I clapped my palm, and tossed this and this for most of the hour, and couldn't help but gloat: "Providence, providence." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ infoβ
Wen Rujun, you are called a flower chicken, but you can't do it.
Wen Rujun was already unhappy with Hua Murong, he was more handsome than him, his figure was better than him, and he was better at cooking than him, but Su Xiaomeng liked him very much. Now Hua Murong mocked him nakedly, but Wen Rujun was angry.
It's just that the chicken is disobedient, and the person is still so eye-catching, how can he feel uncomfortable all over his body, as if there is a fire burning tirelessly in the dantian?
So Wen Rujun broke the jar and threw the magic chicken to the ground, and said casually: "You can do it!" β
You, this god chicken is very rude, his slender and white jade arm has been pecked by the chicken beak several big bags, he doesn't believe that such a rude chicken can still be cured?
Hua Mu Rongxiu raised her eyebrows slightly, raised her eyelids lazily and looked at Wen Rujun, her tone was full of carelessness: "What did you say? β
Wen Rujun slapped his thigh and said: "Yes!" I said it! "It just so happens that he has no way to take this broken chicken, since Hua Murong is so good, let him see how powerful Hua Murong is!
He believed that Hua Murong would definitely be pecked by the god chicken and his hands were full of injuries, and then he cried and asked Su Xiaomeng for comfort, maybe he would be allergic to chicken feathers and covered with acne and his beauty would be no longer beautiful overnight, and then Su Xiaomeng was disappointed in him and broke up with him sadly, and then, he appeared handsomely to win Su Xiaomeng's heart and Su Xiaomeng's love and affection......
Burst! Interrupt Wen Rujun's association! Let's see how Hua Murong deals with the god chicken first.
I saw that Hua Murong was still leaning on the door frame, not moving, and moved his eyes to Wen Rujun...... On the god chicken, he stretched out a thin white jade finger and pointed at the god chicken and ordered: "You, lie down in the pot for the god of Ben." β
Wen Rujun was stunned.
Nani??? What kind of plane is this??? Hua Mu allows you to show off your brains, right??? You think that the chicken is a stupid fork and will listen to you and obediently lie down in the pot and let you cook it??? It's funny, if that magic chicken is really so stupid, he will eat his shoes and show him immediately!
So Wen Rujun laughed unceremoniously: "Hua Mu Rong, Hua Mu Rong, I thought you were a smart person, but I didn't expect you to be a fool." Not only stupid, but not stupid in general. Do you think that chicken is as stupid as you? Will he kill himself, listen to you, obediently lie down in the pot, let you cook it, and make your meal? Dream on you, hahahaha...... If the god chicken really automatically enters the pot, the god will call you grandpa! β
However, as soon as he finished saying this, Wen Rujun was instantly stunned.
I saw that the god chicken actually "croaked", and then jumped off Wen Rujun's shoulder, and hit Wen Rujun's face with the chicken butt when he jumped, Wen Rujun covered his handsome face and glared at the god chicken angrily.
You god chicken, do you have self-knowledge? Is this Shin-kun's face also something you can hit if you want to? Besides, what is not good to bump with, but it is still used with an ass! Are you a chicken? I don't know if chickens smell? Oh his father, he was disgusted......
The god chicken jumped from Wen Rujun to the ground, swaggered towards the stove door, then jumped on the stove with a bang, and then walked into the pot leisurely, squatting slowly.
Wen Rujun felt that she must be blind.
What did he see? He actually saw a chicken stupidly sent to death in vain, but the chicken was still a god chicken!
Silly chicken, what about your IQ? What about your festival?
Wen Rujun looked at the god chicken in surprise, and the god chicken looked at Hua Murong with affection.
God, God, I have already entered the pot according to your requirements, when are you going to cook me?
Wen Rujun fell down.
Hua Murong looked at Wen Rujun with a smile, stretched out his finger and pointed at the tip of his nose: "Wen Rujun, I said that I want to call the god grandpa, hurry up." β
Hurriedly called, after calling him, he stepped on Wen Rujun's festival to cook for Su Xiaomeng. was supposed to cook a long time ago, but I didn't expect Wen Rujun to toss around in the kitchen, and he didn't let the kitchen out for a long time.
No matter what, the world is big, and the apprentice is the biggest, so he doesn't care what Wen Rujun is messing with, anyway, this kitchen, he is ready to use it now. Wen Rujun, you should hurry up, the god still has to cook.
Wen Rujun's handsome face turned white, white and blue.
Is it called Grandpa Hua Murong? He might as well be dead! Don't scream, don't scream to death! He's a proud man!
So Wen Rujun pretended to be surprised and asked, "Huh? Did this god say anything? β
Look, this is naked pretending to be stupid!
The smile on the corner of Hua Murong's mouth stiffened, you are a gentle Rujun, you will still be repaid!
So Hua Murong gritted his teeth and repeated: "Didn't you say before that if the god chicken automatically entered the pot, you would call the god grandpa Benshang?" Now that the god chicken has entered the pot, shouldn't you call the god grandpa in this book? β
Wen Rujun scratched his head and looked distressed: "Is there one?" Did Benjun say this? Why can't this god remember? β
Pretending to be stupid must be thorough, from Wen Rujun's body, Hua Murong fully understands this.
Hua Murong said categorically: "Yes, don't you believe that God in this book uses the Qiankun mirror to let you look at it again?" β
The Qiankun Mirror can peek into everything in the world, and you can also see the things in the past, Wen Rujun heard Hua Murong mention the Qiankun Mirror, and her face changed.
If the Qiankun Mirror is taken out, won't all his secrets be exposed?
So Wen Rujun suddenly realized: "Oh! Benjun suddenly remembered! β
Hua Murong clasped his hands on his chest and looked at Wen Rujun quietly, meaning, you make it up, you make it up again, you continue to make it up, and the gods in this book will watch you make it up......
Wen Rujun patted his head as if he remembered something: "That's right! Benjun remembered! Benjun is saying that if the god chicken jumps into the pot automatically, the god will give you a thousand taels of silver. β
Hua Murong loves money, this is something that everyone knows, Wen Rujun is just prescribing the right medicine.
As soon as Hua Murong heard Wen Rujun mention a thousand taels of silver, his attitude changed and his words changed: "So, the god suddenly remembered." It seems that you said that if the god chicken automatically jumped into the pot, he would give the god 3,000 taels of silver, and if he didn't jump into the pot automatically, he would give the god 1,000 taels of silver. β
Pit! What a pit! He said 1,000 taels of silver, Hua Murong actually said 3,000 taels of silver, besides, he had to give money if the god chicken jumped into the pot, and he had to give money if he didn't jump into the pot.
But instead of calling Hua Murong Grandpa, Wen Rujun naturally chose to give Hua Murong three thousand taels of silver.
Isn't it just silver left and right, he gives it.