Chapter 19: The Boy Pees
The two originally wanted to avoid the old woman's tricycle, but Wen Xiu whispered to Qian Xiaodao: "That old ...... There should be something on the mother-in-law's stall that can remove the filth. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
Well?
The two glanced at each other, obviously not expecting such a coincidence in this world. As soon as they encountered difficulties, someone came to relieve the siege.
Looking at Wen Xiu again, her expression and movements made Qian Xiaodao even more confused, if she was frightened when she saw those two ghosts before, then now she is almost prostrate on the ground.
She hugged her husband's head, and her whole body was curled up in the corner, shivering like a timid kitten and puppy.
Qian and Lin are both human spirits, and they naturally associate something.
It seems that this old woman who rides a battery tricycle and comes out to sell supper in the middle of the night is not an ordinary person.
Qian Xiaodao coughed lightly, stepped forward and said to the old woman, "Mother-in-law, what are you selling in this car?" ”
The tricycle slowly stopped, and the old woman first squinted her eyes and glanced at Qian Xiaodao, and said with a smile: "Wontons, dumplings." ”
Lin Yuhao pinched his nose and said, "Grandma, why does it smell of urine in your car?" ”
The old woman did not speak, but got out of the car slowly.
Judging from her age, she seems to have passed her prime, and it is a bit contrary to common sense to come out to sell supper at such an old age.
Then, the old woman slowly lifted the lid of an iron basin, and as soon as the lid was opened, a strong smell of stench came to her nostrils!
"Gross!"
Lin Yuhao couldn't resist the stimulation of the smell all of a sudden, and ran directly to the side and retched.
"This ...... This basin is filled with urine, right? ”
Lin Yuhao's literacy is not bad, if it were replaced by another son-in-law, I am afraid that he would have already started scolding.
The old woman scooped an egg out of the pot full of yellow, orange, and somewhat cloudy urine with an iron spoon!
What's worse is that the shell of the egg is cracked, just like a tea egg, that is, the egg is boiled in urine by boiling a tea egg!
"This ...... Could this be the legendary Dongyang boy egg? ”
Qian Xiaodao's face was full of horror, he had heard a little about this food that only existed in rumors.
"Master, what the hell is the boy?"
Because the smell was too pungent, Lin Yuhao could only stand about two meters apart.
"Boy eggs are a specialty of our generation in Jiangsu and Zhejiang, with Dongyang's boy eggs having the longest history, and there are still many people selling them in that area."
The old woman put the boy's egg on the plastic bowl, looked at Qian Xiaodao with a smile on her face, and said, "Young man, it doesn't seem that your face is very good." There are many effects of this boy's egg, and one of them is the most prominent, and that is to ward off evil spirits. ”
Goo –
Secretly swallowed.
Not gluttonous, but disgusting.
It's so good that he can't die, Lin Yuhao also began to fan the flames next to him: "Master, since everyone has already said it, you can taste one first." ”
I had no choice but to bite the bullet and eat it.
The smell of this boy egg is very strange, it doesn't stink, but it smells a little harsh, and it has a little fishy smell.
It's a little sticky in your hand, and it looks like an ordinary tea egg in appearance.
The boy egg is different from the tea egg, it does not put salt, and there is no other condiment, only urine; From this, you can imagine where the salty taste of the boy's egg came from.
Vomit!
Just got it in front of him and sniffed it, Qian Xiaodao immediately turned his head and retched.
However, he also clearly felt that something was wrong in his body at this time.
The filth was eating away at his body!
Damn, death is death!
Thinking like this, Qian Xiaodao opened the eggshell in Lin Yuhao's gloating expression, and first picked some with his hands to eat.
As soon as this thing entered the mouth, Qian Xiaodao frowned tightly.
"Master, how does it taste?"
Gan!
Lin Yuhao's voice was full of laughter.
Salty!
Very salty!
It's even a little bitter, and once this thing is in your mouth, it always feels like the whole mouth is slowly smelling.
As for the taste......
It's indescribable, Qian Xiaodao feels that his three views have been subverted in an instant!
Soon, a boy egg was eaten by Qian Xiaodao.
In less than a few seconds, the black qi on Qian Xiaodao's face instantly faded, and the feeling of being corroded disappeared immediately, and he was really relaxed.
Seeing that the effect of the child's egg was so good, Lin Yuhao also secretly swallowed his saliva, he carefully rubbed to the edge of the iron basin, pinched his nose and glanced at the iron basin.
"Oh, the cave toilet! What's the difference between eating boiled eggs and drinking urine? ”
"You can choose not to eat it."
Qian Xiaodao raised his eyebrows.
Lin Yuhao actually couldn't stand it for a long time, and his body was already facing the old woman and said, "Grandma, you can also bring me one." ”
The old woman nodded, she used an iron spoon to salvage in the basin for a long time, and finally brought a plastic bowl to Lin Yuhao, which was made of yellow, orange and orange soup.
"The boy's eggs have been sold out, come, you can have a bowl of soup."
……
"Knock, knock, knock, knock......"
Waiting for the old woman's three-wheeled car to leave slowly, Lin Yuhao looked at Qian Xiaodao with a sincere face.
"Master......"
"Dead side! Don't come near me, you smell of urine as soon as you speak. ”
Lin Yuhao: "...... Master, can you keep what happened just now a secret? ”
As soon as he heard this, Qian Xiaodao raised his eyebrows, the corners of his mouth curled, and he stretched out his hand to Lin Yuhao: "Hush money, 500 oceans." ”
"Grande, Zhou Papi, Huang Million, Huang Shiren, Zhan Gucheng!"
Too lazy to pay attention to this goods, Qian Xiaodao turned his head to look at Wenxiu, who had returned to normal.
"Sister Wenxiu, what are your plans next?"
Wenxiu still held Qian Xiaodao in his arms, and sighed lightly: "Xiaodao, before...... I'm sorry. ”
"It's okay, I'm a person who only cares about winning or losing, whether I have made a loss-making deal; If you think about it, I've earned it. ”
Hearing Qian Xiaodao comfort himself with such words, Wenxiu couldn't help but smile lightly: "In short, thank you...... I will entrust it to you, and you must treat her well. ”
"Hmm!"
Qian Xiaodao nodded seriously!
"Also, my sister-in-law's body is strange, and I don't know how to help her, so I suggest you try to read some books related to raising corpses."
Wenxiu confessed a few more words, and then left with her husband's bones and broken soul.
Lin Yuhao seemed to hear something from the few words they were talking about just now, and he came over with a smile and asked, "Master, what is the nonsense you just said?" ”
Qian Xiaodao glanced at Lin Yuhao and slowly spit out a word: "Pee." ”
"Forget it, I didn't hear anything."
There is such a handle that is grabbed by Qian Xiaodao, Lin Yuhao will not want to turn over in his life.