"What is the head tax for pigs, the head tax for people, the head tax for chickens, the head tax for dogs, and the tax for turtles?"

Regarding the question raised by Zhang Yuan, netizens had to answer it as soon as possible. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Anchor, this question is too simple...... Pigs are taxed on pigs' heads, people are taxed on heads, and turtles must be taxed. ”

"Poof...... Laugh at me bird! ”

"Anchor, you successfully made Ben ** laughing bird!"

"*** tax ...... Gao Yu really wanted to figure it out......"

"Upstairs, this is not what Gao Yu came up with, this is what Zhang Yuan, the anchor of Duanjun, came up with."

"It's not right upstairs, obviously the anchor asked a question, didn't say it, okay?"

There are more than 100,000 such arguments.

Among Zhang Yuan's dozens of live broadcast rooms, these are still a few.

The real focus is on ...... A lot of girls have been fooled.

"Brother anchor, is the turtle going to collect *** tax?"

"How do you feel awkward, *** tax *** tax, it feels wrong there."

"The strength is distressed by the little sister paper upstairs, and my sister doesn't know how to explain it to you, so I can only tell you...... You'll know in a few years, and you'll know when you grow up and get married! ”

"Hahaha, upstairs is too straightforward, right? Let Auntie tell you...... Go home and ask Uncle Wang next door. ”

"Upstairs is really too tactful, how should Uncle Wang answer?"

Not only did male netizens get dirty when they didn't agree with each other, but even female netizens were shocked when they got dirty.

As a result, male and female netizens became dirty and made a lot of jokes.

Zhang Yuan smiled and chatted privately with Erke Mei: "Guess, what tax does the turtle charge?" ”

"Brother anchor, Erke is not here, so I can't answer this question."

Bing Xue's smart Erke is reluctant to let Zhang Yuan take him into the ditch.

It's just that after she said that she wasn't there, she posted a few cute expressions, which made Zhang Yuan, the faint gentleman, feel more and more that Erke was soft and cute.

Zhang Yuan, who was bad if he didn't agree with each other, asked again: "Hurry up and answer, what kind of tax will the turtle charge?" ”

"Turtles will collect a tax on aconitum heads." Erke sent a few triumphant expressions in a row.

Zhang Yuan couldn't help but admire the cleverness of his sister's paper.

In front of him, Yang Zhilong, who was lying on the ground trembling, begged: "Your Majesty, can you let this big worm leave, the slave is afraid!" ”

Zhang Yuancai didn't care if he was afraid or not: "If you're not afraid of the big worm biting you, you can walk away." ”

The giant tiger lowered its tiger head at the right time and sniffed at Yang Zhilong's face.

Yang Zhilong's eyes immediately widened, wanting to scream, but he didn't dare.

He was terrified, his legs kicked, and his crotch was wet...... Instantly scared to pee!

Zhang Yuan frowned in disgust and asked Yang Zhilong for some information about Gao Yu.

It didn't take long for Zhang Yuan to know a lot of useful information.

It turned out that Gao Yuzhen sent someone to contact Tong Guo and Chen Guo, and the three parties discussed, and with the opportunity of taking Shuibo Liangshan together, Zhang Guo was captured in one fell swoop.

At that time, the ten states of Zhang Guo will be divided by Chen Guogao Guo and Tong Guo together.

"Hehe, they're doing their bidding!"

Zhang Guo's soldiers and horses did not move, and Chen Youliang and Gao Yu and others did not know that the problem of the six princes had been successfully and perfectly solved.

Yue Fei and Yue Wumu have won the absolute trust and reuse of Zhang Yuan, a faint monarch, and has full authority to dispatch soldiers and horses from all over the country.

Many factors add up, Zhang Yuan believes that Chen Youliang, Gao Yu and others will definitely be shocked this time.

Moreover, Zhang Yuan expected that his own Zhang Guo should take advantage of this crisis.

What happened afterwards was indeed as he expected.

The poison in Song Jiang's body, after being forced out by Zhang Yuan, as time went by, his physical condition became better and better.

According to Zhang Yuan's order, he took those soldiers who abandoned evil and reined in from the precipice of good to reform themselves and join the soldiers under the command of the faint king, and quickly cleaned up the corpses in the room.

After about half an hour, the clean-up was almost complete.

Song Jiang came behind Zhang Yuan: "Your Majesty, the room is cleaned up, you can rest early tonight." ”

"Room?" Zhang Yuan touched his nose, even if it was cleaned up, Zhang Yuan didn't want to sleep in those rooms just now.

As a modern person, although Zhang Yuan quickly entered the role, he became an increasingly competent faint king.

However, he had just killed someone in the room and was still sleeping in a nearby room, Zhang Yuan couldn't do it.

"Let's change places tonight."

As soon as the emperor's Chrysostom opened, it was a holy decree.

Song Jiang didn't dare to arrange it hastily, he asked cautiously: "The nearby villagers are not bad to Weichen, or Your Majesty will go to the village......

Before Song Jiang's words were finished, Zhang Yuan nodded and said okay.

The young emperor has not forgotten the purpose of this trip.

In addition to saving Song Jiang and collecting Song Jiang, Zhang Yuan also had to find the Blue Phoenix of the Sun and Moon God Sect.

Asking nearby villagers is the most direct and effective way to find out.

Zhang Yuan glanced at Yang Zhilong on the ground, and from Yang Zhilong's mouth, he knew a lot of information about Gao Yu.

He pondered and wiped Yang Zhilong.

However, Zhang Yuan's eyes rolled.

"Yang Zhilong, go back, I won't kill you."

Zhang Yuan's words changed: "It's not ......"

Yang Zhilong, who was on the ground, learned that Zhang Yuan would not kill him, so he immediately turned over and knelt on the ground, kowtowing again and again to thank him.

As a eunuch beside Gao Yu, Yang Zhilong is also a little smart. immediately knew that the young emperor of Zhang Guo must have something to explain to himself.

It's better to die than to live......

As long as he can not die, Yang Zhilong doesn't care about anything.

"Your Majesty, please say, the villain will do his best to complete it!"

Zhang Yuan smiled: "I don't need you to go to the soup, you just need to go back to the capital of Gao Guo and tell Gao Yu that your task has been completed, and the other ......"

Zhang Yuan took out a pill from his coat pocket.

This is the detoxification pill made by Bian Que.

As long as Yang Zhilong is ordered to open his mouth, Yang Zhilong does not dare to disobey.

Zhang Yuan casually flicked the pill into Yang Zhilong's mouth and told him that this was a highly toxic projectile, and if there was no antidote for half a month, he would die of intestinal decay.

Duanjun whispered a few words of advice, telling Yang Zhilong that if Gao Yu did not die within half a month, then Yang Zhilong would not get the antidote, and he would definitely die.

Whether Gao Yu's life is noble, or his own life is important, it is important for Yang Zhilong to consider it.

After saying these words, he no longer paid attention to Yang Zhilong on the ground.

Before he collided with Gao Yu, he made a bad faint gentleman from afar, let Song Jiang lead the way, came to a nearby village, and lived in the house of the village chief with the best conditions.

It's just that the village chief's house with the best conditions is just a thatched house.

Important looked at this so-called best house and touched his nose.

The village chief's family was recalled.

"I said, why are you all so poor here?"

Although the people of Zhang Guo are not rich, it is not so much, every house is ventilated, right?

The old village chief was about to speak, and his little granddaughter took the first step and said angrily: "You collect taxes every day, pigs must be taxed, cattle must be taxed, people must be taxed, children must be taxed, and dead individuals must be taxed......"

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