Ever since Yu Chengcheng was nourished by the snow pool so that he could turn the tail of the fish into long legs, he had been lying on the dinner table every day without leaving, Su Xiaomeng, Hua Murong and Hua Liuliu didn't mind, but Feng Jiuhuang directly blew up!

What's going on with this dead fish? Forget it for nothing! I still want to eat and drink for nothing??? He still wants to be embarrassed???

Speaking of phoenix, don't you eat and drink for nothing......

One sunny morning, the fish jumped up from the snow pool to eat again. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

At the dining table, Feng Jiuhuang was looking at Su Xiaomeng with a dead face: "Mengmeng, the baby wants to eat chicken legs~~"

Hua Murong glanced at Feng Jiuhuang and "accidentally" broke a pair of chopsticks.

Hua Liuliu lowered his head and tried to pick up the rice, he didn't see anything, he didn't see anything......

Su Xiaomeng stretched out her hand to suppress the green tendons on her forehead, this phoenix is really dead-skinned, when he was a phoenix, she could still be considerate of his helplessness as a bird, but now that he has turned into a human form, he actually asked her to pick up vegetables for him, are his hands white......

Just when Su Xiaomeng was depressed, a silver figure appeared by the door, and Yu Chengcheng came to eat again!

Feng Jiuhuang watched Yu Qicheng swagger into the house, and the phoenix's eyes were about to pop out!

As soon as Yu Chengcheng sat down, Feng Jiuhuang immediately stood up and slapped the table fiercely, declaring his sovereignty and yelling at Yu Cheng: "Dead fish, let's have a good meal, what are you here to make a fuss about?" Hurry back and eat aquatic plants! ”

The handsome face like the ice sculpture of Yu Allure did not loosen at all, and he slowly picked up a chicken wing, and sighed after tasting it carefully: "The taste of this chicken is really good, but I don't know if the taste of the dead pheasant like the phoenix will be better?" ”

Feng Jiuhuang was furious, this dead fish actually took him as a dead pheasant??? He's a phoenix, okay!! Ancient Divine Phoenix, okay!!

So Feng Jiuhuang suppressed the anger in his heart, pretended to pick up a piece of fish head, and said lazily: "Master, I love to eat that fish head, but I don't know how the mermaid's fish head tastes good......

Yu Chengcheng can't bear it, even if he eats his kind in front of him, he still dares to provoke him like this, is he really dead?

Then Yu Chengcheng snatched the fish of the phoenix, pursed his lips and said with frost on his face: "A dead pheasant like you, no matter what you eat, it is a waste of the ingredients!" ”

Damn it! He actually called him a dead pheasant again!

Feng Jiuhuang exploded: "Dead fish, who did you say killed the pheasant!" ”

Yu Qicheng raised his eyebrows and replied: "Whoever says that I am a dead fish, I will say whoever!" ”

As soon as the words fell, Yu Allure's handsome face was hit by a greasy sweet and sour pork rib, and Feng Jiuhuang looked at him defiantly with a pair of phoenix eyes.

As a result, Feng Jiuhuang's beautiful eyes also suffered, and he was hit by a big piece of fat meat! Yes! His unrivaled beauty, damn it! The phoenix jumped up in disgrace.

In less than half an hour, the cups and plates on the table were messy, as if there had been a Star Wars. Yu Allure and Feng Jiuhuang were covered with stains, and Hua Liuliu was also covered with vegetable soup, but Hua Murong had already left the battlefield with his apprentices.

Let's make trouble! Just let the dead phoenix and the dead fish toss hard! The more fierce they are, the happier he becomes, so the fugitive will belong to him haha!

Hua Murong led Su Xiaomeng and walked slowly, Su Xiaomeng watched his master holding his hand without any scruples, one big and one small hands clasped together, the same white skin and the same warm as jade, but the master's fingers were more slender, and the palm was wider and more powerful.

Su Xiaomeng felt as if as long as she was held by the master, no matter what big things happened, she would feel very relieved, if she could, she would be willing to be held by the master like this for the rest of her life.

Lifetime? Su Xiaomeng was shocked by this unfamiliar word, she actually wanted to hold hands with her master for a lifetime? Isn't it a demon?

So Su Xiaomeng slapped her forehead fiercely, making you think cranky! Makes you cranky!

Hua Murong glanced at Su Xiaomeng secretly, he felt that his apprentice had been a little abnormal recently, always lying alone in the garden in a daze, patting his head from time to time, and looking at him with a strange look.

He felt that he was normal, still so beautiful, still so handsome, and his clothes were fluttering, why did he look at him like that? Isn't it your own apprentice who has been chosen?

It's impossible, he has already made a blood contract with the apprentice, isn't he the best aware of whether the apprentice has been chosen? It's weird!

Su Xiaomeng felt that she hadn't seen her little sister Chang'e much recently, and as soon as she got out of the Murong Palace, she went to Guanghan Palace in a hurry.

Unexpectedly, as soon as she entered the Guanghan Palace, Su Xiaomeng was so shocked by the scene in front of her that her jaw was about to fall to the ground!

Where did the goddess who was dressed in white go? Who is this female ruffian lying on the bed like a toad in front of her, with tears and snot flowing?

Chang'e held a book and read it with relish, wiped her tears and snot while reading it, and complained: "Oh, white lotus, white lotus!" This kind of person should be strangled to death! ”

Su Xiaomeng snatched the book from Chang'e's hand and asked funny, "Chang'e, what are you looking at?" ”

Chang'e snatched and robbed desperately, Su Xiaomeng was stunned and didn't give it, Chang'e had to confess honestly: "This is a book of words in the mortal world, like a romance novel in the 21st century, it's old and good-looking!" ”

Su Xiaomeng flipped through it, isn't it a romance novel, you love me, I love you, I still love you if you don't love me, love and love again and again, love and kill each other, until the end I no longer believe in love!

Su Xiaomeng thinks this book is poisonous! So Su Xiaomeng kindly persuaded Chang'e: "Chang'e, although this book is beautiful, it is fake after all!" Don't take it seriously! ”

Chang'e sniffled and replied angrily: "Then what else can you read if you don't read this book?" I'm the first inhabitant of the moon, and who else can talk to me except you to visit me? ”

It seems that Chang'e is about to be suffocated in this Guanghan Palace!

No! She has to save her little sister! But these words are really tear-jerking, or ...... Write it yourself?

As soon as she thought of it, Su Xiaomeng hurriedly returned to Murong Palace, occupied her master's study, sat in front of the desk and began to write with a wave of her pen.

Su Xiaomeng felt that the words of the world were really boring, so she simply wrote about the immortals from all walks of life, but who is better to write?

Write Erlang God, you will definitely be bitten to death by the Roaring Sky Dog! No way!

Write about the Jade Emperor, you will definitely be slapped to death by the Queen Mother! No way!

Write about Yue Lao, what is there to write about him as a bad old man?

Then Su Xiaomeng badly hit the idea on his master's head.

So the book "Cute Master's Belly Black Apprentice" was born, Su Xiaomeng was afraid that his master would know that this was written by his apprentice, and he specially took a pen name called "Fireworks Falling Half"!

As soon as this book came out, it caused a storm of public opinion in the fairy world.

The Jade Emperor held the book and laughed all day long, making the Queen Mother think he had asthma!

Erlang God no longer cried bitterly at the portrait of the Three Virgins, but lay on the table while reading a book and slapping the table and laughing, and the roaring dog thought that his master was stimulated by something!

Yue Lao read this book, and happily pulled a few red lines to the mortal world!

The rest of the immortals also have a copy of "The Cute Master's Belly Black Disciple", so the daily greetings of the immortals became: "Eh, how many chapters of "The Cute Master's Belly Black Disciple" did you see today? ”

For a time, the sales of "Cute Master's Belly Black Disciple" increased greatly in the fairy world, and "Fireworks Fall Half" also became the top of the "Fairy World Billboard"!

However, no one knows where this "fireworks fall half" is, except for the one from the Guanghan Palace!

Chang'e was the first to find Su Xiaomeng, and at this time, Chang'e had long since lost her original appearance of dying, but looked at Su Xiaomeng excitedly with wide eyes and asked, "Did you write this book?" ”

Su Xiaomeng knew that she couldn't hide it, so she nodded helplessly and said, "You have to keep it secret, don't let my master know!" ”

Chang'e chick nodded like a peck of rice, and pulled Su Xiaomeng's arm with an eager expression: "Su Xiaomeng, you are so talented!" Sister, I'm going to be your first fan! ”

Su Xiaomeng looked at Chang'e's radiant little appearance, and couldn't help but secretly rejoice, Chang'e finally didn't have to wash her face with tears every day and keep saying "I don't believe in love anymore"! She didn't write this book in vain!

In order to further correct Chang'e's negative thoughts, Su Xiaomeng instilled various views of love in Chang'e's ear, and Chang'e began to believe in what "spring flowers are blooming facing the sea"!

And Hua Murong just went to the South China Sea, but he didn't expect to be summoned by the Jade Emperor alone as soon as he returned to Murong Palace!

Could it be that his own apprentices have caused him some trouble? Hua Murong pondered.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the Jade Emperor saw Hua Murong, he looked at him with a thief's gaze, and then lowered his voice and asked, "When do you and your apprentice plan to have a baby?" ”

Hua Murong was dumbfounded, what, with his own apprentices...... Baby???

The Jade Emperor looked at Hua Murong with an expression of "don't pretend, I know everything", but Hua Murong was even more puzzled.

So the Jade Emperor secretly took out a book and stuffed it into Hua Murong's arms, and whispered: "Go back and take a good look, I'm waiting for your impression!" “

Then he patted his head as if he remembered something: "Oh, don't talk about it, my wife is still waiting for me to pinch her shoulder!" ”

So the Jade Emperor ran away in a puff of smoke, leaving Hua Murong at a loss with the booklet in his hand.

After returning to Murong Palace, Hua Murong took a look at it carefully, but he didn't expect that he, who has always had a lot of scandals, never thought that he would become the protagonist of a certain book!

No matter how much these immortals love to chew gossip, they don't have the courage to arrange him like this! Then there are only ......

So Hua Murong closed the book with a meaningful face, apprentice, if you look at the teacher, you will say it directly, and the teacher is not disobedient to you......