In the middle of the night, I couldn't find a car in the wilderness, so I simply carried Li Ergou and Uncle Li to the left and right and ran towards the imperial capital, anyway, there was no one at this time, and I was not afraid of being discovered. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

With my current strength, carrying Li Ergou and Uncle Li, to be honest, it is no different from carrying two chicks, running all the way, setting off a whirring wind, Uncle Li is in a coma, and the fat man Li Ergou is screaming like killing pigs all the way.

When I finally returned to the hotel, as soon as I put down Li Ergou, this guy sat on the ground, threw up, and said while spitting: "Paralyzed, the fat man has heard of airsickness and seasickness in his life, and he is particularly dizzy for the first time!" ”

"It's your own emptiness." I said a word, and then helped Uncle Li into the hotel, and Li Ergou's face was like a pig's liver all the way, and he followed.

After entering the suite, Li Ergou looked at Uncle Li who was unconscious on the bed and asked, "Yazi, is my dad really okay?" ”

"It's okay, it's just that I've been invaded by yin qi, just rest for a few days." I said, Li Ergou's expression relaxed.

Li Ergou and I were not in a hurry to go to Cangnan City, and bought Yunying eggs for Uncle Li to eat all day long, and it took three days for Uncle Li to wake up, although he was still very weak, but his mobility had been restored.

Li Ergou and I stayed in the imperial capital for another week, and after making sure that Uncle Li was fine, we took a plane back to Cangnan City.

As soon as I got off the plane, at noon, Li Ergou put his arm around my shoulder and said, "Dude is rich now, go, eat hot pot, and the fat master will take you to health care after eating." ”

", I'm a pure man." I rolled his eyes and said, "Go back to the Spirit Hall first and call the monkey and kidney deficiency." ”

"That's fine, don't fight with me when it's time to pay." Li Ergou said seriously.

I grinned: "Don't worry, I'm a professional tyrant." ”

Ya, Li Ergou has earned a lot of performance because he has accompanied Uncle Li in the past few days, and he has applied for funds this time to fall in love, so Uncle Li arrogantly gave the fat man 50,000 yuan, and when he left, he said that it was not enough to call directly and make another payment!

This makes me envious to death, girl, why don't you say that there is a local tyrant dad who is very happy? I will earn 350,000 yuan if I catch a ghost once, and I have to take risks and work hard, Li Ergou is a good guy, with a mouth, a small amount of money will come in!

"Cut, you don't seem to be a local tyrant." Li Ergou rolled his eyes and said with disdain: "Chen Tianhang gave you a million." ”

I was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "What, my parents have taught people since they were young to keep a low profile!" ”

"Keep a low profile, your sister." Li Ergou's fat face trembled a few times and said.

The two of us got out of the airport and took a taxi back to the mourning church.

As soon as he entered the spiritual hall, he saw Jin Dazhong sitting in front of the computer with a monk with kidney deficiency in his arms, he was stunned for a moment at the same time, and then the monk with kidney deficiency stood up as if he saw his father, and ran towards me and Li Ergou: "Amitabha, you are back." ”

"What's wrong?" I asked.

The monk with kidney deficiency blushed: "The poor monk's heart has been greatly impacted. As he spoke, he shivered a few times.

Get! Needless to say, I understand, it is estimated that Li Ergou and I have not been in the past few days, Jin Dazhong, the livestock, has not used a large area of the island country to cause disaster and kidney deficiency, look at what kind of disaster has become of people!

"It's normal for young people to watch a blockbuster movie in an island country, it's not that I said you, you just don't know how to keep up with the trend." Jin Dazhong also stood up and said to Li Ergou and me: "Human teeth are different from Li Ergou, keep up with fashion trends, Mr. Cang's latest, do you want to take a look?" ”

"Ouch, it, you kid has good goods, and I don't know how to wait for the fat master to come back and enjoy it together." As soon as he finished speaking, Li Ergou's eyes next to me suddenly emitted green light, and he walked towards the computer, and when he passed by the monk with kidney deficiency, the dead fat man hugged the kidney deficiency and said with a cheap smile: "Kidney deficiency, you are my brother, you are blessed to share, watch together." ”

The kidney deficiency trembled suddenly, and he looked like he was loveless, and he lowered his head and said: "Amitabha, Amitabha......." ”

I looked at the frightened appearance of the monk with kidney deficiency, and sighed, yes, the monk with kidney deficiency is a bull fork character who can scare away the night wandering god and Zhang Jiao, and he was stunned by Li Ergou and Jin Dazhong to become this appearance!

"If you don't look at it, forget it, I appreciate it myself." Li Ergou pursed his mouth, ran over and looked at Jin Dazhong excitedly, and suddenly, the melodious cry of the island actress echoed in the room.

The monk with kidney deficiency is like a sheep going crazy and keeps swinging, I look a little sympathetic, if this continues, this guy will one day be Li Ergou Jin Dazhong will be disbursed away from the Buddha!

"Kidney deficiency, do you want to go out and talk?" I couldn't stand it anymore, said.

Kidney deficiency immediately had a rescued expression: "Go!" ”

But when I and Kidney Deficiency just walked to the door, Li Ergou suddenly shouted: "Yazi, come and see, the latest posture, fuck, this Nima has to be a gymnast to do it, Niu Fork!" ”

I stopped abruptly, hesitated for three seconds, and then looked at the monk with kidney deficiency: "Kidney deficiency, why don't we criticize and criticize?" ”

Kidney deficiency stared at me with round eyes, his face turned red, and after three seconds, he suddenly scolded: "I said that you are an ancestor!" ”

I'm too lazy to care, just kidding, buddy, as a peerless young man in the 21st century, there is a blockbuster of the island country, and I must criticize, yes, it is criticism!

I ran to the computer in a hurry, and I didn't want to! really let Li Ergou say it right, this posture is not something that ordinary people can do!

I watched this blockbuster for an hour, and it was called a kidney deficiency monk who was refreshing and awake, for fear that the Buddha's heart would be impacted, ran into the bedroom early in the morning to chant the scriptures, but Jin Dazhong was also damaged enough, and deliberately turned up the volume to the maximum, so the mourning hall became a duet of the tactful and melodious cries of the island actress and the kidney deficiency monk "I say you are an ancestor banban", not to mention how energetic!

To be honest, if it weren't for the Lingling Hall's signboard hanging outside, I'm really worried that the people around me would think that this has become some kind of health care store!

"Let's go, let's go out to dinner." I turned off the computer, and Li Ergou patted his stomach: "Groove!" This film is so fascinating, I forgot that I was hungry, and I had to tonight. ”

I kicked him in the ass: "Your uncle, Mei Nan will be here in a few days, do you still need to masturbate?" ”

Jin Dazhong also looked at Li Ergou with disdain: "Sling! ”

Li Ergou is not shy about this product, and slapped it on the stomach, just like a strong man who has been hungry and thirsty for three hundred years: "Speaking of Nan Meizi, I will call her and ask her when it will come, this time you must seize the opportunity to make raw rice and mature rice, and you will be envious when the time comes." ”

With that, the guy ran out with his phone.

I didn't bother to care about the guy, turned around and went to the bedroom to call the monk with kidney deficiency out to eat, as soon as I opened the door, I saw the kidney deficiency lying on the bed, looking loveless, he saw me come in, and scolded weakly: "What kind of evil did the poor monk create, he will mix with a few of you, I call him an ancestor Banban." ”

"Come on, it's your honor to be with us promising young people." I said a word and dragged him up: "Go out to eat." ”

The face of the monk with kidney deficiency recovered a little, and he followed me out of the bedroom, and after calling Jin Dazhong, we were about to go out, Li Ergou walked in with an unhappy face, and Jin Dazhong asked with a smile: "How did you hook up?" ”

Li Ergou shook his head: "I didn't get through." ”