Chapter 5: Jokes
Although the fake doctor recruited himself to use people's money to eliminate disasters for others, Shen Manqiu couldn't sleep that night, and there was still a trace of unstability in his heart. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
It's not the little tricks of Wang Po and Ma Gang, but what it is, Shen Manqiu can't figure it out.
She simply didn't think about it, didn't Wang Po and Ma Gang want to harm her, if they didn't pay back, how could they be worthy of their hard work: Wang Po wanted to drug her, so she first let Wang Po taste what it felt like to be given a laxative?
The next day, he slept until late, and Shen Manqiu got up slowly under Xiaohong's call, only feeling sore, and couldn't help but miss the Simmons soft bed in modern society.
"Miss, what's wrong with you?" Xiaohong and Xiaocui saw that their young lady was always in a daze these days, and today they slept directly until the afternoon before getting up, so they couldn't help but be a little worried.
Shen Manqiu on weekdays always likes to make trouble, and suddenly became so abnormal, the two little girls felt a little unaccustomed.
"I'm fine, I'm just a little hungry, you two go get me something to eat." Xiao Hong and Xiao Cui's voices interrupted Shen Manqiu's sweet dream, and she felt that after sleeping for so long, her stomach was already hungry and panicked.
Xiaohong immediately brought a large plate of delicious food, and said with a smile: "Miss, I have already prepared it for you!" “
"This dish is already cold, don't, I want to drink fresh fish soup!" Shen Manqiu took two bites casually and threw the chopsticks away.
"Okay, let's go!" Xiaohong and Xiaocui glanced at each other helplessly, and after seeing that Shen Manqiu came to his senses, they picked and chose the food, and the two girls felt that their worries were unnecessary, so they hurriedly ran to the kitchen to work.
Hey, these two girls are really more sticky than dog skin plasters, and they don't let her do this or that all day long, for fear that they will be gone, but she suddenly came to this strange place, and these two girls are closest to her, Shen Manqiu was a little helpless and helped her forehead.
After taking the two girls away, she walked out of the room and looked up at the sky, and couldn't help but be surprised: Why is it already noon, at this time, Wang Po probably should go to the kitchen to get something to make up for Ma Gang, and I don't know if she has eaten?
Shen Manqiu hooked his lips and sneered, didn't wash up, carried the two packets of medicine he took from the medicine box, and ran out as soon as he slipped away.
I have to say that it is indeed very convenient to have a good light skill, and followed the two girls all the way to the kitchen, and Shen Manqiu hid on the roof of the kitchen in a jump.
I saw that Wang Po was cooking a lot of good dishes inside, and suddenly saw Xiaohong Xiaocui appear and startled her, and asked, "You two little girls, what are you doing here at this time?" ”
"Miss, she hasn't eaten all day, let's get her something to eat!" Xiaohong is still young and honest, seeing that Wang Po is so old, and she used to take care of Shen Manqiu, she will say anything at the moment.
"Oh, then you guys take it slowly, remember to close the door when you leave, and don't let the dogs come in and eat things!" While preaching, Wang Po put the meal she had prepared into a bamboo basket and walked out of the kitchen humming a tune.
Shen Manqiu quietly followed, all the way to Wang Po's residence.
Wang Po put the bamboo basket on the table, slowly brought out a bowl of soup from it, and scolded in her mouth: "Two dead girls, scared the old lady a lot, the soup didn't have time to take a sip, but it's okay, they don't know how to drug that stupid girl, they actually took the initiative to send the opportunity to the door." ”
As he was saying, "Bang! There was a soft noise outside the window.
"Who?" The princess shouted loudly, and then ran out of the door as fast as she could.
Shen Manqiu took the opportunity to get into the house, poured all the laxatives in his arms into the bowl of soup on the table, stirred it with his fingers, and couldn't see anything abnormal, before turning it out again.
After a while, I heard the Wang Po who walked back to the house scolding and scolding: "I don't know which little Wang Ba cake is, let the old lady catch it, see if I don't pick his skin." She went out and walked around without seeing half a figure, thinking that some naughty child had done it.
Shen Manqiu heard the scolding sound coming from her broken mouth, and couldn't help but have an urge to tear her mouth apart, and watched her drink the bowl of soup without a drop left, and only then did she feel a little more comfortable.
I thought to myself: Let you be proud for a while, and then you won't be able to cry!
After about half a cup of tea, Wang Po took out a packet of medicine and said with a sneer: "Let you a stupid girl taste the power of this medicine, and tell you to play tricks on me!" ”
I didn't want to be at this moment, her stomach made a strange scream, and Wang Po hurriedly covered her stomach and muttered to herself: "Hey, is it bad to eat your stomach?" With that, he trotted to the latrine!
ran seven or eight times in a row to the toilet, not to mention the stomach, but her legs were weak, and the old face full of pockmarks was ugly!
When she ran to the latrine again, she found that the door had been blocked from the inside, and pushed it hard, but it didn't open it.
In desperation, Wang Po had no choice but to run to another latrine, regardless of whether there were people in it, took off her pants and squatted on the plank on the thatched pit.
"Poof! With a bang, the plank slipped under her feet, and Wang Po planted herself in the pit.
Shen Manqiu, who was in the distance, only heard a high ghost cry coming from the latrine, so he forced himself to smile and walked towards Wang Po's residence.
Suddenly pleasantly surprised to find that Wang Po's bag of medicine was actually placed next to the bamboo basket on the table, thinking that it was the laxative that tossed her enough, so it would fall.
Shen Manqiu didn't think about it, so he directly sprinkled all the packets of medicine into the food in the bamboo basket, and then put all the food back again.
After doing all this, she clapped her hands and left in a comfortable mood, and when she left, she didn't forget to take the paper with the medicine by the way, so as not to let them see through anything.
Wang Po's frightened screams quickly attracted all the people left behind in the cottage, and everyone saw her disgusting scene.
Wang Po is usually bitter and mean, and she has no popularity in the cottage, and even the children are afraid of her.
Most of them had been punished by Wang Po, and when they saw her funny and ridiculous appearance at this moment, they all laughed and applauded.
The rest of the people also knew her virtues, although they would not gloat, but they were also watching the drama with the intention of watching the show.
There are also kind-hearted people who asked Wang Po to quickly find a place to wash, and someone helped to fetch water.
Of course, more people still avoided it, and everyone pointed fingers, talked and laughed for a while before gradually dispersed.
However, what happened to Wang Po today will inevitably become the laughing stock of people in the cottage after dinner.