Chapter 13: The Green Turtle
After Cheng Hao kneaded it, he asked the green hair to guess what was in his hand. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
The green-haired looked puzzled and asked weakly, "What is it?" ”
The people present were very curious and didn't know what Cheng Hao was doing.
In the surprised eyes of everyone, Cheng Hao spread out his palms. Laughing: "Look, a green-haired turtle! ”
Sure enough, a lifelike turtle was lying in Cheng Hao's right hand.
It turned out that after Cheng Hao kneaded a turtle with an iron rod, he kneaded the handful of green hair that had been thrown away on the turtle's head.
A vivid turtle is freshly baked.
"Mamma Mia, what a green-haired turtle! I like it so much~" Fan Jian clapped his hands and said.
Xiao Zheng, Zha Xiaoping and other young people all laughed, and Lao Xu also laughed dumbly, even ......
Wait a minute! Cheng Hao clearly saw ~~
The goddess of ice and snow, Murong Ethereal, even smiled!
Cheng Hao was stunned, he thoroughly understood what it meant to "smile and fall into the city" and what it meant to "have a beautiful country".
Cheng Hao's heart warmed, and he muttered to himself: "Murong Ethereal, no matter how thick your ice is, sooner or later, one day, I will melt you!" ”
The green hair is very clear, Cheng Hao is scolding him for being a green-haired turtle! But he did not dare to move.
What does it mean to knead a hard iron rod like a dough and knead it into a turtle without effort?
Ouchi masters? Superman?
Is the bone of green hair harder than an iron bar? Others laugh, but he wants to cry! At this moment, his face turned green with fright.
Invisible pretense, the most shocking!
Cheng Hao's trick "Steel Green Turtle", talking and laughing, shocked the audience!
"Did you just hit me with a stick?"
Suddenly, Cheng Hao asked with a smile at the stunned green hair.
"Huh? You ......" the greenhead recoiled in horror.
"You don't have to be afraid, I'm not complaining that you beat me up!" Cheng Hao comforted.
"Your lord has a lot of ......," the green-haired said calmly.
"But- you broke my hair!" Cheng Hao's face changed and he said seriously.
“……”
"So, do you mind~ I mess up your hairstyle?" Cheng Hao smiled again.
"Ah, don't mind! Of course not! ”
The green hair thought that Cheng Hao would be beaten with a stick, but when he heard that it was just to mess up his hairstyle, he readily agreed.
"Deal!"
As soon as Cheng Hao's words fell, he squatted down suddenly, grabbed the green-haired ankle with his right hand, and quickly got up!
Cheng Hao landed on his toes and spun rapidly, like a gray spinning top.
Everyone felt that there was clearly a green circle of light around Cheng Hao, shaking gently.
The green hair was screaming, his brain was congested, his head was full of stars, and he had an urge to die.
Isn't it just messing up your hairstyle? Isn't it all over with a hand drum?
How can you play like this! It's going to make people stupid, you know?
However, Cheng Hao had a lot of fun, life is alive, happiness is the most important thing!
The top is spinning, the wind is howling, whirring!
"Whoosh~" sound!
Cheng Hao felt that as soon as the strength in his hand was taken off, the green-haired body actually flew out, as fast as an arrow off the string.
"Plop!"
After flying more than ten meters, the green-haired body fell into the stinky river, but his head hit the bank, and blood flowed all over the place!
At the entrance of the security room, there is a river, which was originally crystal clear, but later turned into a stinky river due to industrial wastewater.
"Brothers! Let's go up together and squash him hard! The green hair bared his teeth in pain and shouted sharply.
Cheng Hao held the green turtle in his hand and looked at everyone with a smile.
No one moved.
"Whoever cripples him for me, I will be rewarded with 10,000 yuan!" The green-haired saw that there was nothing to be done, so he lured him to the advantage.
Under the heavy reward, there will be brave men!
A bald head with a wooden stick in his hand, listening to the words of the green hair, gritted his teeth, screamed, picked up the wooden stick and slashed it diagonally!
"Goddess, you have a good look, what are pure masters!"
Cheng Hao glanced at Murong Miao and said secretly in his heart.
The wooden stick whistled, Cheng Hao smiled faintly, and his left palm fluttered out.
If you come to the palm of God!
The ruthless man made a move, and everyone was looking forward to it.
"Bang"! One fell in response.
But what is surprising is that it was Cheng Hao who fell.
Pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning?
Everyone, including Cheng Hao and the bald head, was stunned!
The bald head froze on the ground, and it was also incredible. I thought it was an egg hitting a stone, but I didn't think about it, but I smashed the stone.
Cheng Hao looked embarrassed, regardless of the pain in his shoulder, he got up suddenly, rushed over and lifted the wide T-shirt of the bald head, and looked at the chest of the bald head-
That's where he was photographed by the "Divine Palm" just now.
He still remembered that in the service area, he made a large handprint about an inch deep on the stone pier!
He didn't believe it, the bald head was not injured! It's really hard to believe!
He wanted to make sure if there was the same big handprint on the bald head!
He had to make sure it was about whether he was-
Pure gentlemen!
However, the moment he lifted his bald clothes, he felt his brain "buzz"! Completely confused!
Leopard print bra!
The skin above the bra is like snow! Unscathed.
"Bra? Woman? The bald head turned out to be a woman? No wonder her voice was shrill just now......"
Cheng Hao was dumbfounded.
"Bra" can really bring "bad omen"!
"Stinky rascal!" The bald head reacted, shouted, and kicked Cheng Hao over.
I wanted to show my skills in front of the goddess, I wanted to turn around gracefully, but I hit the wall gorgeously!
Alas, sad!
At the moment of falling, Cheng Hao raised his right hand and saw a line of small words: [All Demons Sleep].
"Your sister's King Kong Demon! When Lao Tzu needed you, you slept silently! Even if you can't get used to me pretending to be forced, then ...... When you leave, at least say hello! Do you know that if you leave so quietly, you will kill me! ”
Cheng Hao wanted to cry without tears, and he was so aggrieved that he died!
The bald head was annoyed and angry, and she brandished a wooden stick and smashed it at Cheng Hao's head!
The stick shadow is sufficient, and the momentum is like a rainbow.
"Wait!" Cheng Hao had a flash of inspiration in his mind and hurriedly said.
The wooden stick stopped an inch on Cheng Hao's head, and his bald face was full of surprise: "Have you decided to be responsible for me?" ”
"Ah...... Yes? Cheng Hao's brain short-circuited in an instant, and he forgot what he wanted to say.
"People are still yellow flower girls! You've seen other people's Mimi...... You're responsible for me! ”
Bald and shy.
"......" Cheng Hao felt his stomach tumbling and sighed: "You...... You, you'd better kill me! ”
After listening to Cheng Hao's words, his bald head smiled, his eyes were cold, and he said angrily: "Okay, this girl has fulfilled you!" "Raise the stick and smash it again!
Cheng Hao rolled sideways and shouted: "Good men don't fight with women!" If it weren't for the fact that you're a woman, I would have beaten you a long time ago. ”
Well? Oh!
Bald head stunned, this is easy to do! It's so easy to do.
She glanced at the three men next to her, and the three of them surrounded Cheng Hao.
Among the three: one with an iron bar, one with a watermelon knife, and one with a nunchuck.
Cheng Hao saw this posture, and secretly scolded himself for being cheap!
The three of them understood that Cheng Hao didn't have any skills at all, otherwise he wouldn't be so embarrassed, it seemed that he was just playing some tricks before.
At this moment, the green hair had crawled out of the stinky ditch and walked over, his face covered in blood and hideous!
"Damn, kill him for Lao Tzu!" The green-haired ordered fiercely.
"Okay, Dong Shao!" The three of them answered.
"Mamma Mia, I'm so scared ......," Fan Jian exclaimed angrily.
Murong Miao glanced at him coldly, his face full of disgust!
The three of them raised their knives and sticks at the same time, and after eye contact, they slashed down in unison!
The sticks are violent, and the watermelon knife is even sharpened by the air!
Cheng Hao sat on the ground, his face was gray, and he closed his eyes in despair.
"This cheating father's King Kong Demon, Nima's egg, pick at a critical time, alas, ......" Cheng Hao said secretly.
He straightened his chest, Shi Ke can not be humiliated, and in history, blood has also proved the existence of pure masters countless times!
Suddenly, everyone felt that their eyes were flowering, and a person came to Cheng Hao's side like black lightning, with his left hand grabbing and waving his right hand!
"Bang bang bang" sounded three times, and the three people who wanted to commit murder were all shocked by the palm power of the comer!
Cheng Hao looked up in surprise and saw a person:
The face is like a silver plate, the ice is carved jade, the green silk is like a laxative, and the expression is cold.
The black eyes are cold, looking around the audience;
Inky skirt, fluttering in the wind.
Be...... It's her?
(PS: There is a shift at 4:45 p.m. [Ink Phoenix])