Qiu Yang wants to recruit a bodyguard assistant?

Forehead...... Is this a snake bite and ten years afraid of the well rope? No, it should be said that once I was smashed with rotten eggs, I was afraid of eggs for ten years!

However, Qiu Yang should indeed recruit a bodyguard assistant, other big stars almost always bring a bodyguard assistant when they go out, even if they don't bring a bodyguard, they will bring an ordinary assistant to take care of affairs by their side.

On the other hand, Qiu Yang, this product likes to be alone, and only a few times does he bring a helpless female assistant by his side, as if he took his sister out to play.

In the studio, Qiu Yang shrugged his shoulders, in fact, he didn't think about recruiting any bodyguard assistants, because he felt that there was no need for this, but Zhang Jiang and others said vigorously in the morning how good it was to recruit bodyguard assistants, and finally Qiu Yang had to release the news of recruiting bodyguard assistants with high salaries!

However, after reading the recruitment requirements, everyone was speechless!

"It requires high martial arts, proficient in eighteen kinds of martial arts, loving the country, loving the party and loving the people, and being able to go to the hall and the kitchen! Your brother-in-law, if you can recruit such a bodyguard assistant, I will broadcast live to eat Xiang! ”

"Faint! Why don't you ask for seventy-two changes, and you can go to heaven and earth, and you can do anything! ”

"Poof, I think Qiu Yang's recruitment of bodyguards is fake, and it's true that he wants to be on the hot search and make headlines!"

"Awesome, I feel like this job posting is going to be hot!"

Looking at these cheerful comments, Zhang Jiang and the others were speechless!

This requires that if you can recruit a bodyguard assistant, you will have a ghost!

Wang Tingting smiled bitterly: "In these years, where are there still people who are strong in martial arts and proficient in eighteen kinds of martial arts!" ”

Liu Jingling rolled his eyes and said, "And you have to be able to go up to the hall and down to the kitchen!" ”

Zhang Jiang said helplessly: "Director Qiu clearly doesn't want to recruit bodyguard assistants, if this condition is also qualified, it will be a hell of a life!" ”

Mo Cheng said: "There are really such people! For example, in the movie and in the movie! ”

Zhang Jiang complained: "Aren't you talking nonsense!" ”

Ah, stupid human!

The world is so big, what if hell it happens?

Qiu Yang came out and preached: "Do you know what it means to have a sky outside the sky and someone outside the world?" Chinese culture is broad and profound, and there are still hidden masters who are strong in martial arts and proficient in eighteen kinds of martial arts! ”

"Even if there is, other conditions are difficult to meet!" Zhang Jiang smiled bitterly, in addition to your sister's requirements for being strong in martial arts and proficient in eighteen kinds of martial arts, you still have to be no more than thirty years old to go to the hall and the kitchen!

Qiu Yang said: "Since you want to recruit a bodyguard assistant, you must recruit a good one!" Otherwise, there would be no need for this! ”

In fact, Qiu Yang deliberately listed these requirements, what is outside the sky, there are people outside the sky, there are floating clouds, in his opinion, this kind of master must have been extinct a long time ago! When the Republic of China was remarkable, there were probably a lot of eligible people, but now, it will definitely be no fun!

So, he just didn't want to hire a bodyguard assistant at all!

CCTV TV, in the office of the music channel group.

"Poof, Director Qiu's announcement of recruiting bodyguard assistants is too exaggerated!"

"Eh, where are there still people with strong martial arts and proficient in eighteen kinds of martial arts!"

"In the past, there were still a lot of practitioners like this, but now many martial arts have been lost, mainly because the times have changed!"

"Hey, it's a pity. The martial arts of the ancestors have now been lost, but as a result, the taekwondo of those gringos has been carried forward in China! ”

"The sorrow of the times, the sorrow of the Chinese nation!"

Everyone was talking, and Xu Jiajia carefully read the Weibo posted by Qiu Yang's studio to recruit bodyguard assistants, and then couldn't help grinning, and said a joke in his heart......

On the Internet, the information about Qiu Yang's recruitment of bodyguard assistants has become a topic of fun after dinner, and they don't take it seriously when they chat.

Two days later, Mango Terrace made another move!

The last issue of "Base Camp" originally planned to invite the Smecta group to participate in the show in order to increase the ratings, but it was done by Qiu Yang, and in the end, Mango Channel did not dare to let the Smecta group participate in the recording of the show, so it had to unilaterally breach the contract and waste a sum of money in vain.

Speaking of this, the leaders of Mango Station and the directors of "Base Camp" can be said to hate Qiu Yang to the core, and now there are more and more netizens scolding Mango Station for hacking "Base Camp" on the Internet!

What made them most angry and depressed was that the ratings of the last episode of "Base Camp" were too miserable, because the Smecta group could not participate in the show, so they hurriedly invited several domestic second- and third-tier stars to come over, and as a result, the ratings of this episode were four points lower than the previous one, only 0.97% of the ratings, not even 1%!

This rating is the lowest record of "Base Camp" in the last three years!

Even the ratings of "Everyday Upward", which was broadcast on Friday, were three points lower than the previous episode, which shows how much damage the Korean ban incident caused to Mango Channel last week!

The most odious thing is that their ratings have fallen, while the ratings of "The King of Crossover Singers" have risen!

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In the office, Qiu Yang is writing lyrics with a pen, and since he left school, he has less and less time to write. No, Qiu Yang's words are not only crooked and unsightly, but he also forgot how to write a certain word while writing, so he had to type pinyin on the computer to remember!

At this time, Liu Jingling's voice came from outside: "Mango Terrace has made another move!" The next issue of "Base Camp" invited Liu Xuan and Chen Yixun and other big stars to come over! ”

Zhang Jiang then said: "I'll go, Mango Terrace is a real local tyrant!" Liu Xuan's appearance fee is not low, although Chen Yixun's reputation is a little lower than Liu Xuan's, but he is also a big name who has won the actor award for a few years, and they haven't participated in variety shows much! ”

"Rub! Mango Station not only invited Liu Xuan and Chen Yixun, but also invited Yang Xiaomi and Guo Ting to come over! This star lineup is also quite good! After Mo Cheng finished speaking, he said embarrassedly: "Well, except for Chen Yixun, it seems that the other three have had a holiday with Qiu Yang!" ”

Wang Tingting smiled bitterly: "Is this the meaning of "Base Camp" to warn Director Qiu? ”

Listening to the discussion outside, Qiu Yang was also drunk!

Liu Xuan, Yang Xiaomi and Guo Ting!

He has offended all three of them!

Liu Xuan was offended in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala referendum, and Yang Xiaomi was offended when he was playing in the Three Kingdoms City some time ago, as for Guo Ting, this is Qiu Yang's first star to offend, at that time, Qiu Yang posted on Weibo insinuating that Guo Ting was a mad dog.

"Mango Terrace is clearly going to work against me! In that case, then I'll give you a blow! ”

Muttering in his heart, Qiu Yang picked up his mobile phone and opened WeChat......

A moment later, the official Weibo and official website of "The King of Crossover Singers" were updated with new updates!

Qiu Yang then reposted the latest promotional Weibo of "The King of Crossover Singers"!

In an instant, the comments were very lively!

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PS: Yesterday I had a little cold in the rain and frozen, and I wanted to sleep after watching the screen for a long time with heavy eyelids. I'll change a chapter first.,I'll be late before 12 o'clock and another chapter will come out.。 In four days, I won't be busy, and when the time comes, I'll pay off my debts well, and I owe 20 chapters, and I remember them all.