202.Chapter 202: The World's First Fart
"Woo ......", the cold wind swept through the mass grave, it brought a deep chill, and the strip of cloth on the man's body fluttered in the wind, but he still stood there motionless. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Inexplicably, Zhu Ganglie felt creepy.
"Who are you?"
Zhu Gang asked with courage. The other party didn't react, but the rotten strips of cloth hanging on his body flew like tentacles, and the roots of the strips of cloth stretched to about ten meters, and the wind was raging in the cemetery.
Zhu Ganglie was so frightened that he took a few steps back, he nervously lifted the mirror, and Zhu Ganglie said loudly:
"Don't pretend to be a ghost for me, I'm holding a super baby in my hand, don't force me!"
But the man standing in the graveyard was still motionless, and the strips of cloth in the air opened into a big claw, and then these strips of cloth danced and swooped towards Zhu Ganglie.
"Ahh
Zhu Ganglie's face turned pale with fright, and he did not hesitate to sacrifice the bronze mirror. I heard a "buzz", and the golden pillars of light swept over the cloth strips one by one, and each strip of cloth made a "squeak" scream, and gurgling black smoke rose out of the cloth strips.
However, the strip of cloth still twisted and gradually approached Zhu Ganglie.
"Ah, why is it useless?"
Zhu Ganglie was shocked, he desperately used the mirror to look at those strips of cloth, and every time the serpentine strips of cloth were shot, it was like being scalded by boiling water.
But pain is pain, these strips of cloth seem to be able to overcome the lethality of the demon mirror, and in the blink of an eye, they have approached in front of Zhu Ganglie.
"Oh my god!"
The big fat man hugged his head and turned around and fled.
The result was even worse.
Stick to it, maybe those strips of cloth can be controlled in speed, but once they are not caught by the demon mirror, the strips of cloth will be like swimming snakes.
As Zhu Ganglie ran, he felt that his waist and wrists were tight, and his body immediately began to hang in the air, and the strips of cloth rolled him up into the sky.
There were seven strips of cloth released by the strange man, Zhu Ganglie was caught, and more strips of cloth were entangled.
The waist is locked, the leg is curled, and there is a strip of cloth that covers Zhu Ganglie's mouth, and one end of it desperately drills into Zhu Ganglie's nostrils.
The most difficult thing is that the thinnest strip of cloth tied up Zhu Ganglie's dick.
Zhu Ganglie is now being controlled and hanging in the sky.
From a distance of nearly twenty meters, Zhu Ganglie looked at the person opposite in horror.
All the strips of cloth were attached to that person's body, but these strips of cloth were like a black curtain, except for the pair of green eyes, Zhu Ganglie couldn't see the contents of the strips of cloth at all.
"Not running?"
The cloth man suddenly spoke, and Zhu Gang asked in shock:
"Who are you? Why are you arresting me? ”
"Why? Didn't that scarecrow tell you just now? I need your soul. ”
"Don't, let me go! I'm still young, and I want to live a few more years! ”
Zhu Ganglie cried on the spot, and his big face turned into a paste field again. But apparently the cloth strip man was not moved at all, the cloth strips in the air were still wriggling, and they were rolling Zhu Ganglie slowly towards the cloth strip man.
When the distance between the two was still five meters, Zhu Ganglie suddenly shouted: "Soul? I'll give you a fart! ”
In the midst of the loud shouting, the demon mirror in Zhu Ganglie's hand was raised again.
With a "buzz", a golden pillar of light shone on the face of the cloth strip man, and he heard a "zi" sound, black smoke came out of the cloth strip man's head, and the cloth strip man was shot in the eye, he screamed "ah", and the cloth strip in the air shook it hard, and Zhu Ganglie was thrown out like a projectile.
Like a cloud driving through a fog, Zhu Ganglie flew dozens of meters away, and he heard a "pop", and his fat body slapped heavily on a big tree.
The big tree couldn't withstand such an impact, and with a "click", the big tree was broken by the waist, and Zhu Ganglie slapped the tree pole on the ground again.
After landing, the dense branches and leaves pressed Zhu Ganglie inside, and he only had a huge ass pouted in the air.
This collision was really violent, and Zhu Ganglie was shocked to the point that his internal organs were loosened. Lying there, Zhu Ganglie felt severe pain all over his body, and his lower abdomen kept "cooing".
Here, Lu Zhong covered his eyes hard, he was really shot by this golden light just now.
The fierce ghost greeting relatives is exactly the trick that Lu Zhong made, in order to complete the soul mission of the god of death, it has been committing crimes in a remote mountain village, but I didn't expect that this time Zhu Ganglie, the stunned young man, crashed in.
With Lu Zhong's ability, the demon mirror still can't hurt it, but Zhu Ganglie's sudden outburst just now made it defenseless, Lu Zhong didn't expect that a person was still frightened and saved one moment ago, and the next moment he could turn his face and bite people, and the actor's acting skills couldn't surpass this pig!
In a fit of rage, Lu Zhong strode towards Zhu Ganglie, and Lu Zhong stretched out his bony hand at the huge ass.
"Bastard, how dare you play tricks with me? Today I will make you unable to survive or die. ”
Just as Lu Zhong's claws were about to catch Zhu Ganglie, it suddenly heard a strange scream - "squeak" - like a leak, and then a flood - a loud sound of "bang", Zhu Ganglie's pants suddenly swelled, and then exploded in the smoke.
The world's most strange smell blasted over in the howling wind. Lu Zhong was caught off guard, as if the cloth man was hit by a sledgehammer, he heard a miserable scream, and the cloth man fell backwards, his body rose off the ground, and was blown away like a fallen leaf in the storm.
"I rely on your uncle, what kind of weapon is this? It stinks me...... I will definitely be back! ”
The figure disappeared on the other side of the mountain, and the woods were "decided". Those "fallen leaves" were all night-sleeping birds, and they could never have imagined that they would suffer such a catastrophe, and they were actually smoked by "chemical weapons" in their sleep and fainted.
Here, Zhu Ganglie touched his ass and pulled his head out of the branches and leaves. The vibration just now made him produce a large amount of intestinal qi, and the abdominal pain in his belly was like a wrench for a while. Now that he had finally expelled this breath, he suddenly felt much more comfortable.
"Damn, it looks like it's out of the water!"
Zhu Ganglie slapped his palm, and the "smoke" around him turned into a whirlpool. Zhu Ganglie sniffled, and the "smoke" surged into his nostrils.
"Well, the taste of preserved eggs, six successes."
Zhu Ganglie was talking to himself while looking around with a thief's head. He heard the screams of the cloth man just now, but Zhu Ganglie was a little suspicious:
Can't be, I really broke it with a fart?
Seeing that there was no one around, and making sure that the strange man had disappeared, Zhu Ganglie covered his ass and fled.
In the morning crowing of the rooster, the morning light rises from the horizon, and the ghostly spirits that have been wandering in the woods disappear immediately, and the world is peaceful again.
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