Chapter 197: I'd rather sit in a BMW and cry

"Professor Zhong, may I ask if the Yellow Emperor really lived for nearly two hundred years? What is the evidence? ”

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"Professor Zhong, may I ask who wrote the "Yellow Emperor's Inner Canon"? What is the rationale? ”

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"Professor Zhong, do traditional scriptures work on animals? What are some examples of this? ”

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Yang Fan saw that ordinary questions couldn't be asked to Professor Zhong, so he simply began to play cards out of common sense, asking from domestic to foreign, from people to animals, the more tricky the better, and the more normal the more he didn't ask. (8) (1) 中Ω文┑』Ω网ん.*81.

Professor Zhong Khan has come down, what is the strange problem of this mud horse, even why do Arab men wear underwear when taking a bath, who has nothing to do to study that, isn't this full of food?

However, when Professor Zhong refuted that whether Arab men wear underwear in the shower has nothing to do with medicine, Yang Fan found a lot of crooked reasoning, and talked about it for several minutes, proving that wearing underwear in the shower has something to do with the Arab climate.

It has a relationship with the climate and medicine, the so-called doctor should be adapted to local conditions according to the time and time, if you can't understand the local customs of the patient, you can't be called a good doctor, Shu is humid, so Sichuan people love to eat spicy, Lingnan is hot, so people there love to drink herbal tea.

Yes, Professor Zhong's thinking is obviously unable to keep up, Yang Fan's thinking jumping ability is too strong, and he wants to embarrass the old man, and it is normal for him to have no problems in the back, Professor Zhong is hindered by his demeanor, and it is difficult to say that these tricky questions have no medical value, so he has to follow Yang Fan's rhythm, and he was led into the ditch step by step.

Fortunately, the bell rang suddenly, Professor Zhong had never felt that the sound of the bell was so beautiful, so he immediately stopped arguing with Yang Fandi, hastily praised him a few words, and fled in a hurry.

"Professor Zhong, don't leave yet, let's discuss the issue of how women and men react in different environments......

Hearing Yang Fan's shout behind him, Professor Zhong stumbled under his feet, almost fell and fought, and left faster, only to know what is the difference between men and women when they are afraid and excited, that can also be regarded as a medical problem?

The classroom was eerily quiet for a while, and then burst into warm applause, a group of students began to heckle loudly, the stern Professor Zhong was asked by a student and fled in a panic, this kind of big gossip just by listening to it made a group of students' blood boil, not to mention that everyone is a witness to it, I am afraid that this scene will become the talk of many people's lives.

"Uh......" Yang Fan felt as if he had played too big, and let an old professor not get off the stage in public, is it really good to do this?

Damn, my brother is here to learn, not to be in the limelight, this kind of thing will be done less in the future, and it will be a joke to do more.

So, Yang Fan completely reined in his edge in the next class, even if the teacher asked questions, he also answered them decently, and even sometimes deliberately hid them clumsy and tried not to be in the limelight.

At the end of the afternoon class, Tong Lin and Lei Xiaomeng invited Yang Fan out to dinner, Yang Fan also wanted to get together with his two roommates and listen to the military training and interesting stories in the school, although his strength surpassed that of ordinary people, but after all, he was still young, not those old monsters who had been cultivating for many years, and he was still very interested in many things.

Before Yang Fan and the three of them walked out of the school gate, they heard a crisp voice calling their names, and Yang Fan didn't need to look back to know that it was Bai Jie calling him, and it seemed that the three-person party was going to be changed to a four-person party.

Since Colonel Bai is going to eat together, Yang Fan is embarrassed to say no, didn't he see that Tong Lin and Lei Xiaomeng's eyes lit up, although Colonel Bai is not his own dish, but having dinner with a beautiful woman, the envy, jealousy and hatred of the eyes he harvested alone are refreshing enough.

Or the hotel diagonally opposite the school, they came once when the school started last time, and as soon as the four of them entered the hall, they were recognized by the waiter, no way, they had beaten a group of cattle people from the second ancestor, who didn't know.

This time, the waiter didn't dare to let them sit in the hall, so he simply found a box for them on the second floor, and the four of them didn't refuse.

As soon as the four of them walked up the stairs, a group of people came in at the door of the hotel, and it was Han Xue and Shen Tianzhen who walked in the middle like stars, Yang Fan smiled bitterly, how could these two little girls come, and now they are estimated to be in trouble again.

Today's Han Xue is different from the Han Xue of the past, when she started school, she was only one of the heirs of the Han Group, but now she is the head of the Han Group, the status of the two is very different, and it is normal to be admired by many classmates.

Although Shen Tianzhen, the little witch, does not have Han Xue's additional aura, but only with that childish face? The appearance of the milk can kill a large area, and if you don't know the real situation of the little witch, of course, it is also one of the chasing targets of many wild bees and butterflies.

"Aren't those two sisters-in-law? Why don't you ask them to come along? Lei Xiaomeng is not only straightforward, but also very loud, his cold and snorting throat, almost the entire hotel people heard it.

Yang Fan was so angry that he really wanted to kick Lei Xiaomeng down the stairs, which one of you is the same as me, if you don't make trouble for me, you will die, didn't you see that Han Xue and Shen Tianzhen were followed by a large group, and asked them to come over and eat together, can you still eat this meal?

However, although Yang Fan quickened his pace, it was still too late, and Han Xue and Shen Tianzhen were attracted by Lei Xiaomeng's voice and had already seen them.

So, the two little girls finally found an excuse to refuse a group of classmates, saying that their boyfriends were on it, so they wouldn't eat with their classmates, and let them eat slowly by themselves, and this meal was a treat for the two of them.

Watching Han Xue and Shen Tianzhen running upstairs briskly, a group of men and women behind the two had different thoughts, the men were disappointed and envious, jealous and hateful, but the women were full of joy, there were two major colonels to spend on, where did these rich second generation and second generation ancestors around them get their turns, now it's okay, finally have a chance to fish Kaizi.

Since a fool said that he would rather cry in a BMW than laugh behind a bicycle, it seems that all Chinese women have found a bosom friend and theoretical basis, and they can finally speak out in a grand manner, Sister just wants a BMW, Sister is willing to recognize Godfather, can you control you? It's all silly people who sit on the bike and laugh!

If there is a morality court, saying that the stupid person who would rather cry in a BMW will definitely be sunk in a pig cage, and the relevant departments will ban this and that all day long, making it like a literary prison, how can you care about this kind of guy who seriously corrupts morality?

Maybe they also agree with those sisters who would rather sit in a BMW and cry, because they drive a BMW, and there are no sisters who love BMW, who will they go to? (To be continued.) )