Chapter 174: Interrogating a Fish

Wu Yi and Tang Seng were wearing gas masks, each holding a stick and stirring something in a bathtub for bathing, judging from the green breath that kept coming out, it was not something to mess with. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 The fish-man who had been bandaged next to him woke up slowly, and then turned his head and vomited wildly, as if he was about to vomit out his intestines.

"Old Tang, are your socks strong enough?" Tang Seng smiled evilly, "I know you will definitely use this thing, I deliberately wore it for a week without washing, and in those days, I practiced martial arts with Xiao Wu a little more, and now these socks are really spicy eyes!" "You're awesome! If you don't change your socks for a week, you'll be able to do it, and you'll have to pull me out if I accidentally pass by! ”

At this time, Tang Seng appeared as a fish man who woke up, "The fish has woken up." Wu Bin and Tang Seng wore gas masks and stabbed the fishman with a stick that had stirred up the stinky socks. Feed! Didn't you say that Lao Tzu was ugly, as long as he put you down when he saw that there was no such thing, you didn't even want to have a fish bone left! As if to set off the credibility of Wu's words, the black liquid in the barrel bubbled a few times.

Saying that, Tang Seng pulled up the rope on the side, and the fishman was instantly hung up, and Wu Yi casually pushed it and began to swing, his face facing the bucket of black water. The fish-man immediately shouted in horror, "No! You can't do that to me! I am the village flower of our village, you have to have mercy on the jade! As he spoke, he struggled to get rid of the rope on his body.

Wu Yi said arrogantly: "You can pull it." As far as your dead fish eyes are still village flowers, dog tail flowers are not counted! And don't bother you, eighty-eight has already squeezed you into dried fish, and if you can wake up now, it will already be blessed by Xiaoqiang, save it! The fishman glanced at the barrel with jealousy, gritted his teeth, and asked, "What do you want to do, I didn't hurt you!" ”

Tang Seng squeezed his eyebrows and smiled evilly: "What do we want to do, don't you know yet?" Quack! As soon as the fish-man closed his eyes, he said heroically, "Come on!" It's the first time I've got you two beasts to have mercy on me! "Ahh You think beautifully! Lao Tzu is still a virgin, what good thing do you think about your virtue? Hurry up and tell me everything you know! ”

The fishman said in tears, "Can you put me down first, this smell pulls my eyes, and it smells so disgusting, vomit!" Tang Seng said impatiently: "You are a captive, how can you ask so much!" With that, he put the fish-man down. Wu Yi squatted on the ground and poked the fish with a stick, "How about it, you can talk about it now, otherwise don't blame us for really stuffing you in!" ”

The fish-man breathed a sigh of relief and said, "What do you want to know! Wu Aidao: "Who instructed you to assassinate Wang Yan and Xiaolong?" "Who?" Tang Seng pumped the fish man with a stick and said angrily: "Are you pretending to be stupid!" "Don't fight, don't fight! I said I can't do it yet! Wu Yi and Tang Seng each pulled a small bench and sat down, urging: "Long story short, this smell is too rushing!" ”

"This starts when I first came to this world, when I first came to this world I felt very lost, but fortunately, there are all kinds of creatures in the sea and I am not very bored, but one day I met a clownfish, his mother was captured by humans, so I started to find his mother ......" "Stop! Didn't you make a long story short, how do you do the same as if you were going to have a symposium? ”

"A dog gave me a note and told me to go and get the two of them, and I felt that idleness was also idle." Wu Aihu wondered, "It's that simple? The fishman spread his hands and said, "Yes, it's that simple." Wu Yi said frantically: "You just lie, and find a better reason, okay, if you are so insincere, how can you let me believe you!" ”

Tang Seng jumped up, took a bowl and scooped a bowl of dirty water, and said angrily: "I look at the guy, but it's not honest, let's pour a stomach of poison on her first!" With that, he put the bowl in front of the fish-man, who watched in horror with his mouth tightly closed. Wu Yi hugged Tang Seng's waist and said to the fishman, "It's still too late for you to tell the truth now, and when this thing is poured down, it will be too late!" ”

Tang Seng said impatiently: "Old Wu, you get up!" I look at the guy and I don't cry when I don't see the coffin, look at my bowl of medicine and definitely let me do what! The fishmen are crying, "What I said is true, you believe me!" "I believe Grandma's legs!" Seeing that the bowl of dirty water was about to touch his pure lips, the fishman exclaimed, "Wait! I said, I've said it all! ”

Tang Seng casually threw away the bowl and said, "It's not enough to be so happy, and it's a waste of so many expressions, it's really!" "At the beginning, Tang Seng and Wu Yi had a clear division of labor, one with a red face and one with a white face, and he was not afraid that she would not recruit if he gave a jujube.

The fish man was afraid that Wu Yi and others would regret it, and the bamboo tube poured beans and told the bottom of the matter: "Originally, I lived well under the sea, but one day when I was basking in the sun, I suddenly received a strange letter, there was not a word in the letter, but I received a message, he told me that he is a real god, and now the world is disrupted, it is the time to make contributions,

As long as I follow him, I will divide a territory belonging to our mermaid clan for us to multiply, I didn't believe it all at the time, but you came in a few days, I didn't have any malicious intentions and fought with you in a daze, you let me go, our mermaid clan is really about to be extinct, and I still have the responsibility of reproduction! ”

Wu Yiyi raised his eyebrows and asked, "How did the letter get to you, have you ever seen that guy who claims to be a god?" The fishman shook his head pitifully, "No, it was given to me by a dog, I dropped the letter and ran away, you can let me go, everything I know has been said, there is nothing more to say!." "It's that dog again, Wu Yi and Tang Seng should be the same person when they look at each other.

Tang Seng suddenly said: "Anyway, how do you pass on the ancestry?" "Wu Yi almost didn't jump up and slap him, this monk is too gossipy! The fishman said stupidly, "Of course it's ooxx, otherwise what else can you do?" "No, I mean, you only have one ooxx with whom?" The fishman pouted and said, "Aren't there many fish in the sea, just catch one that is pleasing to the eye." ”

"Damn!" "Rub!" Wu Yi couldn't help but burst into foul language, this is too casual!

The fish-man asked pitifully, "Can you let me go now, I will definitely change my ways in the future, and I will never trouble you again!" Wu Yi took eighty-eight and said to the fish, "Don't resist, I'll introduce me to a handsome fish when I go back, and I will definitely find you a good family!" "I like the kind of people who are stronger, and the most important thing is that the face must be handsome!" Then he was taken in by Eighty-Eight.

Wu Yi ran out as soon as possible, Tang Seng really couldn't stand the smell of this sock, Tang Seng followed closely and said, "Which god do you think is playing ghosts?" Wu Yi shook his head and said, "I don't know, I don't know what their so-called gods are, at present, I only know that Luo Turtle is the god of sleep, and a goddess of fate, even Wu Lao Er doesn't know what god it is, but it is certain that finding the dog who sent the letter will definitely have a harvest!" ”

Tang Seng wondered, "Could it be someone pretending to be a god?" After all, it is not difficult to train a dog that can deliver letters. "I don't know, now it seems that everything in this world is possible, even if the world suddenly collapses one day, I don't feel strange at all, now hurry home and eat, I'm about to starve to death!"

Knowing that Tang Seng's socks were poisonous, Wu Disease, of course, could not be interrogated in his own home, even if he was brainless and yellow, they would not agree, just because Tang Seng got these socks out, Wu Xingyun They are now more afraid of Tang Seng than they are to see the plague, all of them turned around and ran away after a disgusted look, for fear that they would be stained with a foul smell, but anyway, Tang Seng is a monk probably doesn't care about this.

Wang Yan has returned to the department store, after all, the progress between him and Xiaolong is not so fast, there will always be a lot of inconvenience for a man and a woman to be together, and the harm of leaving Xiaolong Wang Yan is too great, so he can only choose to go back. But fortunately, Xiaolong seems to have a good impression of Wang Yan, and he always goes to see her recently, and basically brings a big bag of snacks every time he goes, just like a vendor who resells snacks. (To be continued.) )