Chapter 1 The Mobile Phone Store in the Netherworld
Zhang Xiaobai, who lives in Raozhou City, is 20 years old this year and has a single college dog. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Today he is really possessed by a declining god, and when he finished going to the toilet, his mobile phone accidentally slipped out of the bag and fell into the toilet pit.
Looking at the slogan written on the wall of the toilet that came and went and flushed, he ghostly pressed the flush button casually, and then the dog was gone.
He habitually went to take out his mobile phone, but he didn't find it, and subconsciously looked back and witnessed his magic machine Nokia being swept into the sewer, miserable, and hurriedly went down to fish, but unfortunately it was too late.
Paralyzed, only pants are left in the already poor, and now it is even worse, you must know that the living expenses of the student party are not much, and Zhang Xiaobai's grandfather who picks the door is the best, it is no exaggeration to say that his grandfather has calculated every penny of his expenses, and there is not a dime more.
At this moment, there seemed to be 100,000 grass and mud horses galloping in his heart.
Back in the dormitory, several roommates in the room were playing LOL, looking at Zhang Xiaobai crying and mourning, and asked what was wrong.
He said angrily: "Don't mention it, the phone fell into the toilet and was flushed away." ”
Unexpectedly, my roommate didn't comfort him, but teased me.
"Xiaobai, your phone should have been changed a long time ago."
"Recently, Apple's new product is going to be launched, you can just buy one."
"Xiaobai, I have a spare mobile phone, do you want it, I can sell it to you cheaper."
Buy your sister, Zhang Xiaobai said secretly in his heart, now I only have less than a hundred yuan left in my pocket, and the apples I bought are almost the same.
In fact, his grandfather is quite rich, and his family also has a few houses for rent, and he is a landlord, but he doesn't know why he is so critical of Zhang Xiaobai, is it really his grandfather to test his heart? Just like the book says: The heavens will descend on the people, and they must first work hard and work their muscles and bones.
Zhang Xiaobai sighed, opened the tattered second-hand notebook, boarded Taobao, and planned to continue to buy a Nokia for use, searched for it, and came up with a lot of dazzling options, and found one with the highest sales, but unfortunately the price is also very high.
After thinking about it for a while, the funds that can be used in the bank card are less than 300 yuan, and there is only another home, all the way down, pull down, I don't know how many pages I turned, and suddenly let him see an ultra-low price, but because his hand speed is relatively fast, he jumped directly, which is simply happy and sad, so he had to look back.
Fortunately, it didn't take long to find it, the name of the store is a bit strange, the underworld mobile phone store, but no matter how strange his name is, the price is affordable, it is a good store, Zhang Xiaobai looked at the evaluation of the store, it is very good, but the ID of the purchased goods is a little scary.
Niu Tou bought an Apple 9S in the early morning of November 26, 2015, and gave a good review: "I have bought this store many times, the price is affordable, and the product is genuine." ”
Meng Po bought the Meitu 6S at 9 o'clock on March 21, 2016 and gave a bad review: "What about the beautiful pictures, they make me look so ugly." ”
The merchant replied below the comment: "Sister, you are already very ugly, you can't complain about the mobile phone." ”
Zhang Xiaobai flipped through the rankings and found that the things here are not soft sister coins, but what is the life value, what kind of strange store is this Nima, Zhang Xiaobai wanted to go, but after he saw the price of Apple 6S, his eyes were straight, and the price was 1.
He tried to pat it and see, but he didn't expect it to be successful, the page showed that the buyer had paid, and the seller delivered the goods immediately after a few seconds, and after a few seconds, it actually showed that it had been signed, holding the grass, was this a pit?
I've never seen payment to confirm receipt so fast, a few seconds, I didn't receive the goods at all, okay, how did I confirm the receipt, and it shows the life value -1 What the hell, balance 79?
Zhang Xiaobai immediately pulled to the treasure he had bought to check, and there was actually a mobile phone lying down, and there was an option behind it, prompting whether to click to receive.
Clicking Yes, suddenly an electric current came from the mouse he was holding, Zhang Xiaobai felt that his eyes were dark, and he suddenly fainted in front of the computer desk, and he didn't even have time to say the word "grass".
Dizzy fast, wake up fast, about a few minutes later, Zhang Xiaobai woke up, he really wants to say now: "Am I not good for the new year today?" The phone fell off when I went to the toilet, and I was corona on the Internet. ”
But soon he found that he was actually holding a mobile phone in his hand, Tuhao Jin 6S, he rubbed his eyes, and then pinched himself hard: "I'll go, it hurts." ”
The roommate hurriedly ran over and pressed Zhang Xiaobai's hand: "Xiaobai, are you okay, why pinch yourself yourself, just change the phone if you drop it, don't give up on yourself, it's a big deal that I have a spare phone for you to use." ”
Zhang Xiaobai threw the 6S in his right hand on the table: "Brother, how do I feel like I'm dreaming, I just bought a mobile phone on Taobao, why did it appear out of thin air." ”
Roommate Yang Tao looked confused: "Zhang Xiaobai, you are too boring, you hide it deep enough, just now you lied to me that the phone fell into the toilet, I think you changed your mobile phone to a new one, deliberately teasing us." ”
Xu Jie also poked Zhang Xiaobai with his hand: "Okay, I changed it directly to 6S, this stick directly stunned my brother, from Nokia to 6S, this span is really big enough." ”
Zhang Xiaobai couldn't be happy: "You don't know, I was panicking when I held this mobile phone, by the way, the seller, I found it out and showed you, grass, why is the computer turned off, I was still on just now." ”
Roommate Xu Jie pressed the power button of the mobile phone, and after a few seconds, the mobile phone was turned on, he clicked to the settings, and then said in surprise: "Xiaobai, 128G, you are really a local tyrant." ”
Yang Tao lifted Zhang Xiaobai's clothes, and Zhang Xiaobai hurriedly stopped him: "What are you doing, my orientation is normal." ”
Yang Tao: "You think too much, I'll see if you went to sell your kidney, where did you get the money, you were still crying with us yesterday, and today you have the latest apples in your hand." ”
Zhang Xiaobai was a little upset: "I don't know, the computer is turned on, you look at that store." Logging in to Taobao, Zhang Xiaobai found that the purchase records and browsing records were gone.
Xu Jie patted him: "We are very happy that you bought a mobile phone, so there is no need to pretend like this." ”
Yang Tao looked at Xu Jie's computer: "Hold the grass, it's been a few minutes since the game started, Xu Jie hurried up, if the spring water doesn't come out again, it's time for teammates to spray." ”
The two of them returned their mobile phones to Zhang Xiaobai, and said that they went back to their seats to play LOL.
Zhang Xiaobai looked at the computer screen blankly: "Why did the paralysis disappear, it was still there just now, and there is still an evaluation." ”
Could it really be a mobile phone store in the underworld, Zhang Xiaobai's back was cold, the life value paid, this transaction was a big loss, and labor and management spent a year of life to buy a mobile phone.
Let grandpa know, he will definitely kill me.
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