The room is very tidy, even if it is a simple residence in a second-rate community, it is also decently arranged by Zhou Xinxin, the color matching of the whole space is light color, the light blue wallpaper is fresh and elegant, the furniture is small and delicate and dusty, all kinds of chic household items are placed in all corners of the room, every inch of space is reasonably used, although the room is small but gives the people who live in it a feeling of being down-and-out. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

You must think that Zhou Xinxin is a girl who loves to clean up and has a very good style of life, but in fact, she hasn't cleaned her room for a month, so she just tidy it up thoroughly......

"Hey, you stinky in that position." Zhou Xinxin took off her dust gloves and pointed to the little man sitting on the fabric sofa dissatisfied.

Our one-meter-two Demon King is holding Zhou Xinxin's notebook at the moment, watching cartoons......

"Hahahaha." He laughed and tossed the peeled orange peel everywhere.

This move completely angered Zhou Xinxin.

Immediately, he saw an angry figure shrouding the little demon king in a cloud of black shadows, and Zhou Xinxin spread his body in the air, and he was bound to kill with one blow. But the little man under her shadow is too lazy to avoid it.

It can't be said that he is too lazy to avoid it, but he is too absorbed in watching anime......

So, in two screams, the two knocked over the sofa.

At this time, the audience must have questions again, the little devil is so idle? Not to destroy the earth? Don't regain your strength? And an ordinary female college student lived a happy life like a light novel?

Obviously, that's it......

In the first two days of living with Zhou Xinxin, he used the Internet to look up some information about human superpowers, paid attention to the map plate and the international situation, and found that the forces of this world, the structure of all countries, are different from the information in the 'library', and only some common-sense information can accurately help him, for example, to cross the street to see the traffic light...... Flush the toilet after going to the toilet...... is not edible...... and the basic definitions of various identities and occupations, units and institutions of students, doctors, police officers, lawyers, schools, hospitals, police stations, and courts.

All in all, the 'library' is basically useless, not to mention that it has lost the function of loading Skynet (the network of the home planet) and changing the data, and the information stored in the 'library' can even mislead him astray.

So far, he has shown the dedication of a planetary destroyer, conscientiously understanding the structure of this society, and from time to time thinking about the bad things that can be done with his limited ability without touching or avoiding legal sanctions.

But until one day, he entered a website that changed his life......

A "luGluG" that has been jokingly called the world's largest same-sex dating site......

This is a two-dimensional cultural atmosphere with a strong atmosphere, and labels are plastered with home, decay, and depravity.

He learned to complain here, learned to chase fan, learned a lot of house vocabulary, and even learned to masturbate......

His mind was baptized here, and the spiritual impact and physiological stimulation all transformed this good boy who should have been on the road to destroying the earth into a waste wood otaku who could only "watch movies, masturbate, and shoot......

Cough...... Well, let's get down to business.

Ever since he learned to use the site, he's been immersed in the utopia of two-dimensional paper characters every day, completely oblivious to the destruction of the planet.

Yes, someone raises it anyway, and it doesn't worry about eating or drinking anyway, so it's going to live like this, and it's fun and happy to live like this anyway.

I have to say that he is the most undisciplined and the only guy on their home planet who has no bottom line. He acted recklessly, thinking of what to do, maybe one second he was still killing people, and the next second he began to accuse passers-by of trampling on ants.

Maybe he didn't know it, but the home planet did see him as "one of the most unstable inhabitants".

In short, this eighty-year-old little guy has already destroyed his life and thrown it in the toilet and flushed it, and he will not mention it for a while......

At least on the surface, that's how it seems.

"By the way, you've been dragging me off for half a week, and you haven't told me your name yet?" Zhou Xinxin asked.

I had just saved a stormy battle, and by this time they had both come out of the torn and the couches were in place.

Merely...... The freshly tidied room was just a mess again.

"I'll tell you a few times! Only you stupid earthlings will make a name for yourself! ”

"Well......" Zhou Xinxin has regarded him as a patient with advanced secondary disease since the day she picked him up, but she didn't expect that this child would be so deeply poisoned......

"And how does your planet distinguish identities of the same kind?" She simply substituted herself into the world of secondary two diseases.

She didn't know that the little ghost in front of her was really an alien......

"By code name."

"It's not the same as the name, it all represents an individual."

The little devil was choked, and only after half a sound did he sneer: "Cut, the code name is much more clever than the name." ”

"What's the matter, if the population of your hometown increases, how troublesome it is, the code name will become 2592597761438, how troublesome it is to shout again, and it is not easy to remember......"

"It's not just numbers! Stupid woman! ”

"It's even harder to remember with English......"

The little devil was speechless at the moment.

"Do you remember what your code name was?" Zhou Xinxin saw that he was silent and began to ask.

The little devil thought for a while and said, "+Q*Q group 564771484......"

"Wait, not to mention the weirdness of this codename......" Zhou Xinxin said confusedly: "...... Isn't this the QQ group of this book? ”

"Hey...... If you say it, it will become a hard implant......" The little devil complained in a low voice.

"Ahem." Zhou Xinxin hid her embarrassment, and said, "Hurry up and say your name!" ”

"It's all said! I don't want to be as stupid as you earthlings! The little devil was so angry that he stood up directly.

"UWW" Zhou Xinxin muttered for a while, and then attacked the weakness of the little demon king......

"You said the other day that you came here to destroy the Earth, right?"

"Don't ask knowingly, silly woman!"

After a few days of getting along, Zhou Xinxin had long been accustomed to his arrogance, "You have to think, if you conquer this planet one day, how can you do it without a famous and resounding name?" ”

Obviously, combined with the previous time, this kind of soft and hard agitation method is a common means of coaxing children......

I saw that the little devil's eyes turned a few times, and he found ......

As Zhou Xinxin said, that's really the case......

He sat on the floor, his chin propped up and thinking.

Zhou Xinxin looked at him and smiled like a successful trick on the side.

"It's decided!"

After a long time, he stood up with determination, "Just call me Mo Yu!" ”

(PS: Don't accept all complaints!)

When I wrote it, I was also very confused because I didn't have a name, a little demon king.

But that's a good name, right? ）