"Imp, you're very kind. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Miss Xibo looked at Bai Chibane, who fell at her feet and covered the photo, and said coldly, which had nothing to do with praise at all.

Raising his head, Bai Chiba had not yet recovered from the joy of finding the photo, and was immediately stabbed in the eye by the mysterious light called the Holy Light, so he had to rub against the floor and retreat.

"Miss Xi, Miss Xibo, this is an accident! I didn't see anything, you have to believe me, I didn't see anything under my skirt or anything. ”

He explained in a panic.

"I know that, and I wear safety pants too."

Miss Sibo stepped on the floor with her high heels and approached him step by step.

"That's great."

Bai Chiyu suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and he was a little unscrupulous in his speech.

"But it's a bit surprising that you're wearing girly safety pants at your age." ”

(Why is there still a holy light when I wear safety pants this time?) Too conscientious. Anyway, it seems that it was the same last time I was at the statue.

Holy Light, you have changed. ）

When Bai Chiba was smug at his analysis, a hand suddenly grabbed him by the collar and lifted him up.

"What?"

"Are you sarcastic about me? It's just—it makes me even more angry! ”

Miss Sipo threw him up, kicked him against the wall with a roundhouse kick, and then stood there as if nothing had happened, her hands in the pockets of her robe.

"Ahem,"

Bai Chiyu wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and stood up with a smile.

"That being said, I got the photo, so I should count it as my score."

"Oh, really?"

Miss Sibo didn't give the command to find the next photo, but asked rhetorically with her hands on her chest.

"Isn't it?"

Bai Chiyu said in disbelief.

"Idiot, I don't know much about my sister, every time I go to her house as a guest, I ...... her clothes in the closet."

Lan Fengling suddenly choked.

"In short, my sister doesn't have a sailor suit at all, and there is no way that there is no photo of my sister's sailor suit."

She said confidently with a wave of her hand.

"Impossible! I saw that the one in my hand was a sailor's suit! ”

Bai Chiyu couldn't believe it, flipped through the photo in his hand and looked at it, and almost threw it out when he first saw it.

"What is this? Why is the photo of the uncle I met at the entrance of the pet theme park last time here!! It's so unscientific! ”

Bai Chiyu screamed out in a lost voice.

"There's nothing unscientific about this, don't underestimate the ability of our Eastern Front Intelligence Section."

Miss Sibo said coldly as she pushed the glasses that didn't exist on her nose.

(Taxpayers will be angry when they hear you, is it the job of the Intelligence Bureau to take these strange pictures?) It's so enviable...... It's indignant! ）

"Then let's have the fourth round right away!"

Miss Xibo waved her hand, and the three big words [Decisive Match] immediately appeared on the blackboard.

"Where did all this black technology come from? And for Mao to become a decisive match, this third round of the game is not over yet, right? ”

"—it's unpleasant."

Miss Sibo glared at him, and the locust-like staff reappeared.

After a while, the whole venue completely changed, it looked no different from the Olympic venue, and two opposing podiums appeared in the center.

What's even more exaggerated is that the seats in the outer circle are actually full of spectators, and the originally closed room has become an open-air style, and there are still white clouds floating in the sky with the word "decisive match".

"What the hell is this...... That's what happened! ”

Syllable!

A beam of light shone on Miss Xibo's body, and it was clear that it was daytime, but there was a feeling of being in the spotlight at night.

"Whew."

She blew the microphone.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final match of the Team Naming Contest, and I am the referee and commentator Sipo. No nonsense, let's invite two contestants to enter! ”

The spotlight moved to one of the podiums with her hand wave.

"First of all, the seeded player Lansha, who has already won a game in the previous tournament and got the match point, is on the scene!"

At the same time, Lansha in the spotlight waved her hand like a fly in trouble.

"It's a real problem, but the championship is definitely mine."

Her muttering voice was completely transmitted through the speakers by the pin microphone on her chest.

The crowd went into a frenzy in an instant.

"Ahh "Miss Lanza——!" "Even the troublesome voice is super cute!" "Long live a flat-chested man! Death to the chest stars! ”

The sound of screaming kept coming from all directions, and Lansha only felt that these voices were unusually harsh, and she was unhappy.

(What is this?) It's so weird, every time the last person shouts too strange, right? ）

Bai Chiyu was standing on the podium on the opposite side and was hurting his brain, but the spotlight suddenly moved to him.

"Okay, this one is the one who hasn't won a game so far, known as a 10,000-year-old waste wood, and has made countless women cry out for perversion - white red feather waste wood!"

（…… For Mao, my introduction is like this? And that suffix after my name is redundant, right? ）

"Shhhh

There was a boo in the audience, only four or five little girls were shouting for him, and the content was extremely bad.

"Come on, Mr. Bai! We're all die-hard fans of you and Tennessee seniors! ”

"Mr. Bai× Tennessee seniors are the best!"

"Tennessee seniors will be awarded to you as a gift of victory~"

White red feathers are full of black lines on the head.

"Why do you know? Who the hell is that Tennessee senior! If the victory gift is really his, I don't want to win! ”

"Referee, I have a question to ask!"

Bai Chiyu raised his hands and shouted unconvinced.

"That's right."

Miss Shiba, who was fully integrated into the role, took off the whistle that was in her mouth and said.

"Why is the third round suddenly over?"

"Huh? Because I want to, there is no photo of Xia Xingxue's sailor suit, I deliberately teased you, but I didn't expect it to be discovered. ”

Miss Sibo bowed her head gloomily.

"So it's over early, can't it?"

"You're worse than a black whistle! I'm going to denounce you! ”

Bai Chi Yu screamed angrily, but Miss Xibo snorted nonchalantly.

"Then Lan Fengling has been eliminated?"

Bai Chiyu, who couldn't get a satisfactory answer, retreated and asked another question that puzzled him.

"Look there."

The spotlight suddenly hit two corners of the venue.

I saw that one corner was Luo Yangming, an unknown crowd who was still eating watermelon, and the other corner was a perverted double ponytail woman holding a photo with an excited nosebleed and not perceiving the changes around her.

"Those two people don't look like they're going to be able to continue competing."

Miss Sibo picked up a slender cigarette and lightly lit the fire.

A staff member who couldn't see his face clearly kindly reminded the referee of something, but was completely ignored.

In the end, the staff had to silently remove the large wooden sign behind her that said no smoking.

"Below,"

She exhaled a puff of smoke in a ring.

"The Showdown - The Lying Contest is about to begin!"

"Wait a minute! Didn't you say that every round should be proposed by one player himself? They've mentioned it in the previous three rounds, right? Now it's my turn to come up with the competition. ”

Bai Chi Yu interrupted her loudly.

"Little ghost, can't I change my mind?!"

Demonic eyes glared at him.

Bai Chiyu was so frightened that his legs were weak, so he had to say that he had no opinion, and then comforted himself silently in his heart.

(Forget it, it's just the name of a squad anyway, and if it's really called a clan, it's better to call it Team Lansha.) ）

"I was interrupted by a fly just now, I'm really embarrassed, so I'll continue to explain the rules of the game."

As soon as Miss Sibo's words fell, a huge screen appeared out of thin air in the empty space between the two opposing podiums, and the rules of the competition and funny pictures quickly appeared on the screen.

Rules:

(1) Both teams take turns to lie, and the one with the highest polygraph analysis score displayed on the screen in the center of the court at the end of the time limit wins.

(2) The score of each lie can be stacked, and each time you tell the truth, you will automatically deduct points according to your emotions.

(3) The opinions of the audience and the referee can affect the final result. (In the event of a contradiction between (3) and (1), the referee's opinion shall be used as the criterion.) ）

"You're not giving me a chance to win at all, are you? In this way, even if I win, Lanza will win in the end with her popularity. It's not fair at all! ”

Bai Chiyu was deeply resistant to this kind of overlord clause, but everyone on the scene ignored him, which made Bai Chiyu feel that the victory was even more slim.

Woohoo blah blah!

A white light flashed on the screen in the center of the field, and then the names of Lansa and Shirachibane suddenly appeared.

Below the name is Lan Fengling's previous stick figure, Lan Fengling is still the cute Q version of the character, Bai Chiyu is still the Q print of the poop, the only difference is that there are two more flies flying around on the poop.

"This contest was aimed at me from the beginning! I want to abstain. ”

"Rejected. Livestock do not have human rights, and as I said at the beginning, any protest against it is ineffective. ”

Referee Miss Sibo said as she leaned back on a beach chair and pulled her sunglasses to her forehead.

"And do you think these spectators who bought tickets to come in will allow you to abstain?"

"You still sold tickets? This is too fine, hurry up and return the deposit paid for renting a conference room before! ”

Bai Chiyu continued to play the heavy responsibility he took on to complain.

[First round.] 】

The above text suddenly appeared on the screen of the empty field, and then a raffle-like roulette wheel appeared below.

The wheel is divided into four crossed parts, two of which are stick figures of Lanza and the other two are poop patterns representing white red feathers.

As the referee fired a gunshot, the pointer on it quickly turned.

Click......

The pointer stimulates everyone's heart, gradually turning slower and slower.

×××

【Lan Fengling's Tips】

"What? Why do you say that some little girls know about Bai Chiba and Tennessee seniors? ”

Lansalan revealed [You're hopeless]

's expression, looking at the idiot smashed his mouth.

"Don't you know this kind of thing by watching the replay? Didn't I post their intimate photos online a long, long time ago?

I didn't expect it to be a mess, so I couldn't help but draw a restricted-level comic about them. Wow, can't say any more...... It's all drooling. ”

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PS: Small interaction time

[The author said: This can be there.] 】

Jumping Jumping Jumping ~

"I was wrong." (Although it seems unrepentant.) ）

"Some time ago, because of a lot of things and low mood, the update slowed down, and I will continue to work hard, trying to stabilize the update volume of about 6,000 words per day."

(However, the update has slowed down these days purely because of laziness.) No one saw this, right? ）

Finally, it's to announce the book group number, and if there are 20 people who join the author, it will be four more tomorrow. (Grit your teeth.) ）

[Group number: 253049391]