Late September evening. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The air was sweltering.

The setting sun stirs up people's irritable moods.

An empty plastic bottle was rolling rapidly on the road.

Walking forward quickly, Cheng Hao angrily made up for it again!

"Fuck your uncle's 'Black Iron Seal'! your grandma's 'King Kong Demon'! It's just a matter of destroying my image of a pure master in the goddess's heart, and now, a great opportunity to brag and pretend to be forced is because of your 'time and time', so that Lao Tzu doesn't dare to admit it! ”

Cheng Hao stood on the road, muttering frustratedly, extremely depressed in his heart.

In the afternoon, he received countless phone calls and text messages, all of which were to verify whether the person in the video was him, and even Chu Xin'er called to ask.

Faced with the inquiries of Xiao Zheng, Lao Xu and many others, he could only deny it.

What if you don't deny it?

Or, do you perform a "one-handed stone throwing" for the audience?

Will it be crushed by the stone pier?

Cheng Hao complained in his heart, but he didn't notice that the plastic bottle was stepped on by a person.

"You're so depressed, are you thinking about me?" A woman's voice woke Cheng Hao up.

Cheng Hao raised his head-

Spare me, O God! Don't be so sadistic!

Bareheaded! See the bald head again!

It's that bald woman again, let's really stop making trouble, okay?

"My name is Pan Meili, what's your name?" The bald head introduced himself softly.

Pan Meimei?

Cheng Hao's lips moved, but he still didn't know what to say.

Looking at the burly woman with big ears, bull's eyes and wide mouth, and full of fat in this regard, she contrasted the name "Pan Meili".

Cheng Hao felt that tonight's buns were saved again.

"Death, if you don't see people, you lose your soul, and when you see people, you are so ashamed."

The bald and fat body twisted and sneered.

"Why don't you have long hair? Waist-length hair. Cheng Hao said.

"Do you think I look good with long hair? Wait for my long hair to reach my waist, young man, you ......"

Pan Meili listened to Cheng Hao's words and said appropriately.

"Wait for your long hair to reach your waist and cover your fat!" Cheng Hao didn't wait for her to finish, then corrected.

"What?" Pan's beautiful face changed color.

"Aunt nun, I'm really not a Taoist......" Cheng Hao begged in a crying voice.

"What did you say?" Pan Meili said angrily.

"I said I'm really not a Taoist." Cheng Hao said.

"The previous sentence!"

"Aunt nun." Cheng Hao said.

"N-Aunt?! Auntie?! ”

Pan Meili repeated almost word for word, her copper teeth rattling, her face was pale, and her eyes were blazing.

I can't help but say that Cheng Hao can always use the fewest words to express the fullest meaning, and he can also provoke people's anger to the greatest extent.

"Right...... That's right, the Taoist chief is paired with a nun, and he is right! Cheng Hao said timidly.

"Little-bastard, I'm going to tear you up!!"

Pan Meili waved her fist and rushed towards Cheng Hao.

Cheng Hao turned around suddenly, and he wanted to run! But his eyes were dark, and a pocket came from top to bottom, making him strong.

Cheng Hao was terrified in his heart, and shouted in his mouth! And then the egg......

Soon, like a dead dog, it was dragged to the car and bumped all the way......

Finally, the car stopped.

When he was carried out of the car and his pockets were reopened, he was about to struggle, and someone had already pressed and tied them, and after a while, they were wrapped into zongzi.

Cheng Hao saw that there were four people in front of him: Pan Meili and three men.

One of them had gauze wrapped around his head, and it could be judged from a few "grasses" on the top of his head that this person should be Dong Shao.

The other two people stood on both sides of Dong Shao, with serious expressions.

"Cheng Hao, right? Young Master Ben is Dong Beihu! How about it, do you think I'm handsome? ”

Dong Beihu pointed to his head wrapped in white gauze and laughed at himself.

"It's pretty good." Cheng Hao almost said this sentence in a mosquito voice.

"Oh, where is it pretty?" Dong Beihu was stunned.

"The hairstyle is good." It's mosquito again.

"Oh, yes! Speaking of hairstyles, I have one more gift for you. ”

Dong Beihu took a green wig from behind him.

"Let you break the bank......" Cheng Hao said with a dry smile.

"Brother, you're welcome, by the way, do you have a girlfriend?"

Dong Beihu asked, using the lines that Cheng Hao asked him before.

"I didn't ...... No. Cheng Hao's head shook like a rattle, and when he saw Dong Beihu take out a green wig, he guessed that Dong Beihu was fixing himself according to his previous routine.

"Oh? To be honest, the chat with you was smooth, but it wasn't pleasant at all. Dong Beihu said.

"Yes, yes." Cheng Hao also nodded.

"What color is your hair?" Dong Beihu asked.

"Black." Cheng Hao said confidently: "However, there are two white ones on the top of the head. ”

"You're sincere!" Dong Beihu praised.

After speaking, he put the wig on Cheng Hao's head. Then he asked, "What now?" ”

"Green." Cheng Hao hurriedly replied, and the thief who answered was quick!

"You see, we still need to run in, and now our chat is much more pleasant." Dong Beihu clapped his hands happily.

"yes, yes." was wrapped in zongzi, Cheng Hao's kung fu was very good, and his face was full of smiles.

"The fly in the ointment is that you don't have a girlfriend, but it doesn't matter at all, I have one for you."

Dong Beihu smiled and pushed Pan Meili to Cheng Hao.

"Thank you, Dong Shao, for your love, but ...... My mom wouldn't let me fall in love. ”

Cheng Hao said dryly, looking at Pan Meimei's happy eyes, he couldn't smile anymore.

"It's okay, it's a secret between us, by the way, what does green hair look like?"

“……”

"Now, you have a girlfriend and your hair is still green, is it a taboo?" Dong Beihu continued to ask.

“……”

Cheng Hao actually wanted to say that such a girlfriend is too safe, and he is not afraid of being cuckolded, even if he is cuckolded, he is willing.

But he didn't dare to say that he was still tied, and if he didn't want to endure hardships, he should restrain his eloquence a little!

"What the hell are you squeaking, why don't you praise it? As soon as you said that we had a good chat, you didn't say anything! Deliberately embarrassing me in front of my younger brothers, isn't it? Hurry Nima squeak! Dong Beihu said.

"Squeak......" Cheng Hao was very cooperative, and he squeaked.

"Smack!"

Dong Beihu slapped Cheng Hao on the head and said, "Hey, tell me, are you a rat?" ”

Cheng Hao was caught off guard and was dizzy from being beaten.

He's angry! raised his head and looked at Dong Beihu viciously.

"Hey, you see, he's annoyed?"

Dong Beihu smiled at the three people next to him: "Do you know why he is annoyed? ”

"Because Dong Shao beat him." One of them said, wearing a gold earring in his left ear.

"Wrong, because I messed up his hairstyle! Hahaha......"

Dong Shao laughed, and after speaking, he rubbed his hand on Cheng Hao's head a few times.

The other three were all involved in making trouble during the day, and of course they understood the meaning of Dong Shao's words, so they also laughed with Dong Shao.

Looking at Cheng Hao, who was glaring angrily, Dong Beihu slowly turned his back, sighed, and said, "Forget it, I still won't mess up your hairstyle!" ”

After speaking, he turned around suddenly, and an ear scraper hit Cheng Hao's face heavily.

"Smack!" Cheng Hao's head was obviously tilted to the left, and a trace of blood seeped out from the corner of his mouth.

"Green turtle, my X ancestor!"

Cheng Hao couldn't bear it anymore and scolded.

"Scold, smash your teeth for you, see if you can scold, heh! Where's my iron bar? Dong Beihu asked.

"Dog East ......"

Cheng Hao's heart was stunned! What? Iron bars?

I'll go to your grandmother's second uncle! You even threaten me? I, Cheng Hao, will be scared by "you"?

Hey, just kidding! Apparently not! But-

Well, I was frightened by the "iron bar".

The "dog thing" that was just about to be scolded was forced to hold back.

"What did you say?" Dong Beihu held an iron rod, patted it in his hand, and asked with a smile.

"Dog, dog...... Dog! I am a dog, not a mouse! Wang~Wang~Wang! Hey, I'm a dog. Cheng Hao replied in a hurry.

Just kidding, I am a zongzi, but the other party took an iron rod, and it would be too unwise to scold people again.

Otherwise, what if this lawless evil boy beats me to death? It's a trivial matter to lose your life, and it's too embarrassing to report to the underworld as a virgin!

The sky and the earth are big, and the face is the biggest.

"You can also do ventriloquism? The barks of rats and dogs are very similar! Dong Beihu was surprised.

"Ventriloquism?? Ah~ How can there be? Compared to Aoi Zikong and Muto Zilan, I'm far behind! Cheng Hao laughed dryly.

Dong Beihu glanced at Cheng Hao and didn't speak, he couldn't understand what this kid was saying.

He understood that Cheng Hao wanted to scold him just now, but he just held back.

He remembered that he was molested by Cheng Hao today, and was thrown into the stinky ditch by Cheng Hao. He ran out in a hurry despite the doctor's persuasion, for what?

Avenge! For revenge!

The foreplay is over, it's time to see blood!

Dong Beihu stood in front of Cheng Hao, holding the iron rod with both hands, and slowly raised it above his head...... A posture to split Huashan!

Dong Beihu's expression was solemn, and the air began to condense.

A chill poured into Cheng Hao's heart, it was a feeling of pulling out the cold!

At this moment, he suddenly felt a tingling pain in the palm of his right hand.

Don't? Cheng Hao's heart was full of expectations.

He pretended to be forced by Dong Beihu's might, hurriedly lowered his head, and took advantage of the fact that no one was paying attention, and looked at the palm of his right hand that was still moving.

This look made him overjoyed!

He couldn't help but grin and laugh.

He saw two lines of small golden letters:

First line:

[Mental Power Gods and Demons] awakens;

[Function]: Move the object with force;

[Method]: As far as the eye can see, the mind will do it.

Second line:

[Broken Mountain House Demon] awakens;

[Function]: Return to the palace where this demon once lived;

[Method]: Recite the mantra "Broken Mountain Palace, the mystery of the gods and ghosts, return to the house!" ”。

It shouldn't be!

Seeing that he raised the iron rod, this guy actually showed his teeth?

Is this trying to bite me? Or are you ready to bite an iron bar?

Dong Beihu was a little depressed, through the conversation just now, he knew very well that this kid in front of him was not a tough person, at this moment, he should have been full of fear and begging, right?

But? He showed his white teeth!

What does this Nima mean?

Others show off their wealth, and he shows off his teeth?

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