Speaking of the history of blood and tears of these two foreigners, they are really full of tears, and they are even more pitiful to open the door to the poor - pitiful home!

The two of them held a bowl of rice the size of a human head and slashed into their mouths, which was sad to see, and the two plates were bathtubs of hedgehogs and angel chickens. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info so now angel chickens and hedgehogs look at them very unkindly. Seeing that the two of them ate so deliciously, Tang Seng was also hungry, so he asked for a pancake fruit, which was useless at first glance, Wu Yi asked for a pot of instant noodles, and carried it up with the largest plate, which was particularly high-grade at first glance.

Huang Mei was completely bought by Zyra's limited edition bag, and now she is diligently filling vegetables for others, "Come on, try this lobster, it's crispy, it's fried just now, it's fresh!" "Thank you, beautiful sister, you are so good to us!" After Jiela finished speaking, she continued to shave rice in her mouth, and the whole pot of rice was made by these two people, which was more than Wu Yi ate.

After the two of them finished eating, Wu Yi took a small table lamp and shone at the two of them, and said fiercely, "Tell me honestly, who are you two?" Kane actually handed Wu Yi a roll of duct tape, or took it out of his crotch, Wu Yi decided to stay away from them, what if he took out a grenade later? By the way, their guns are fake, that is, the model, and rusty.

"The two of us are authentic Shandong!" Before he finished speaking, he was ridiculed by Wu Yitong, "Haha, you can pull it, do Shandong people look like you, blonde, blue-eyed and white-skinned, why don't you say that you are from Henan, turtle grandson?" Kane slapped the table and said solemnly, "We are really from Shandong, we are orphans adopted by a wealthy businessman, but not long after we followed him to China, he went bankrupt and committed suicide." ”

Jiela also said seriously: "That's right, we don't remember anything about foreign countries at all, we are native Chinese, and we are the successors of communism!" "Made, the successor of communism, has been in office for almost 30 years and still doesn't know whose class to take, let alone how to take it, these two foreign boys dare to speak out!

Tang Seng held the pancake fruit and nibbled on it and said, "You say that you are born and raised in Shandong, so tell me what is the most famous snack in Shandong?" Zyra pointed at Tang Seng and said, "It's the pancake in your hand!" Although there are other places, but it is the most authentic pancake in Shandong, if I don't eat it for a month, I will not feel comfortable! "Shanshan Shandong dialect is authentic, Tang Seng stretched out his thumb, "There's nothing wrong!" ”

Wu Ill: "It's okay, don't scream!" ”

Huang Mei waved her hand and said, "Let's talk about your origins, you are acting and touching porcelain, your life is quite rich?" Zyra smiled bitterly and said, "Sister, don't be sarcastic about us, we have moved bricks and buildings, and tears have flowed on the road." Kane continued, "I've acted, bought and sang, and I've cooked soup under the overpass." "I've slept in a recliner and slept in a bed, and the public toilet is my home." "That's it! You guys are here to sing this two? ”

Kane was embarrassed and said, "I'm sorry, I'm used to it." Tang Seng said, "I said, how can you two be regarded as foreign overseas Chinese, why are you so miserable?" Kane shook his head and said, "It's useless, so I want the two of us to look like we can bubble in the movie, and now the streets are full of foreigners, and we don't know English yet." Wu was surprised: "You don't know English?" "That's right! Forget about it when you go, it's so hard to learn! Wu Yi suddenly felt a lot more cordial with them.

Zyra recalled, "At the beginning, we traveled almost all over China, and before we got to a place, we worked hard, just to have a house of our own, to build a home of our own, but it was too difficult, no matter how hard we tried, it was far away, and every time we saved some money, it would disappear due to various accidents." Kane continued, "I still remember that it was winter, and we were still filming at that time, although they were all tricks of showing their faces and dying, but the free box lunch and salary every day were enough for us to find a place to stay for one night."

That day, the director said that our acting skills were excellent, and decided to give us two important roles, and we couldn't sleep all night with joy, and I even saw a good life beckoning to me, but it was that winter, we stayed in the hotel and had bad news! Zyra said sadly, "We suddenly received a notice that our crew was involved in pornography, and all the actors, directors, screenwriters, etc. were all blocked, and our two newly promoted male second and fourth female actors were banned before they even started acting!" ”

Wu Yi couldn't help but laugh out loud, and as a result, he got everyone's eyes. Wu Xingyun grabbed Jiela's hand and comforted, "Don't pay attention to him, he is a two hundred and five, and then say what happened to you?" "Later, we were forced to go to the construction site to move bricks for our livelihood, and we were very tired at first, but the contractor saw that it was not easy for us two foreigners to listen, so he decided to add a dime to us for a brick!"

Kane still seems to be happy about that dime: "A whole dime!" Although it doesn't seem like a lot, if I move ten yuan, don't let them earn an extra dollar, a hundred yuan and ten yuan, a thousand yuan is a hundred, and ten thousand yuan is a thousand, and I see a good life beckoning to me again! "However, the boss was in arrears of wages, and the foreman committed suicide because of too much pressure, and we were not rewarded for our efforts." ”

Kane said hatefully, "We feel like we're abandoned by this society, no!" It was we who decided to abandon this society! "That's right! We decided to take revenge on this society! "So you decided to touch porcelain?" Wu Yi asked. "That's right! It's just touching porcelain! It's not a high risk to make money quickly, and both of us have done stand-in training and actors, this industry is for us! ”

"Our first business was a success, it was a kind girl, I swear I really didn't mean to cheat her! I just accidentally fell, but I didn't expect her to cry and throw two hundred dollars at me and run away, I couldn't even pay her back. That day I had a wonderful and cozy evening with Zyra, we were eating hot pot and singing, looking forward to a better tomorrow. ”

Saying that, the two of them began to look at each other affectionately, they had eaten too much instant noodles just now, and now they didn't want to eat dog food anyway, Wu Yi yelled, "Just say don't get started, okay?" Haven't you seen so many single dogs? Huang Mei said disdainfully, "I have Brother Yinglong, the single dog is you, not me!" Tang Seng also said: "The sister of the daughter country is still waiting for the old man to change her mind!" ”

Wu Xingyun hurriedly said: "Don't look at me, I still have my senior brother Xiaoyaozi, I plan to go back and take him back to lame first and slowly cultivate his feelings, it doesn't make sense that his apprentice can succeed in sneaking up on him, I can't!" "This woman is so vicious. Wu Yi turned his attention to angels, chickens, hedgehogs and mushrooms again, and said loudly, "If you are embarrassed to compare with us, I will definitely not stop you!" ”

After doing it for a long time, I was single Wang! Wu Ai found a corner and drew circles lonely, Sophia walked up to Wu Ai and squatted down, "Ernie sauce, you still have me, I'm also a single dog." Barking! Wu Yi hugged Sophia and cried bitterly, "It's still my sister who knows that it hurts people, and these beasts are not human beings at all!" Forced by Sophia's domineering at sea, everyone chose to ignore Wu's words.

Zyra continued, "Later, we made a little money one after another, although it was not much, but it was enough for us to live, and I felt that it was not a way to continue like this, so we planned to do a little business." "We don't have a lot of money, so we bought a snack truck, which can be used as a house to do business and live, our business is very good, and we go to places with a lot of people, and the chengguan can't catch us!"

Kane was very proud when he said this, but they were only proud to be able to survive under the round-up of the chengguan. Kane stopped and didn't speak, it must have been a turning point, and everyone said in unison, "But! "Two people"...... That's right, but we have been punished! We touched porcelain for three years but an old lady took away all our savings, including our snack truck, which was our hard-earned money! Wu Yi waved his hand and interrupted him, "Correct, that is called stolen money, not your hard-earned money." ”

"Later, we decided that this country might not be suitable for us, so we planned to try it abroad, but we didn't have passports, so we had to smuggle in, and as a result, we encountered a storm and the whole ship was swept off the whole ship!"

These two children are really sad.