"Ahhhh Ling Luo shoved the muzzle of the gun deep into Wanli's throat, and at that moment, the gun rang out. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Wanli had tears on his face and closed his eyes in humiliation!

I actually ...... Die here!

This way of dying...... Woowoowoo...... Wanli felt that he couldn't accept it!

And then...... He felt like he was swallowing something......

What did you swallow?

Swallow it?

Pharynx?

Is cursing you TM teasing me, returning my death, returning my righteousness, and returning my grief......

Wanli vomited blood in a depressed manner, and he didn't die when he shot in his throat, what the hell was it, how did he swallow the bullet.

What about the rate of fire of the bullet? What about the power generated by gunpowder? What about the friction between the chamber and the bullet?

To hell with science?

"Impossible, how can it be opened...... Ah, no, why didn't you die? It shouldn't be! Ling Luo was completely stunned, looking at Wan Li with a strange gaze, "Miss is only a middle two disease, he can't be a demon king." ”

"Puff puff...... Humble human beings, your little means are not enough to see in front of Lord Xiaolanlan. The girl in the white coat sneered, "This area is my domain. In other words, if I don't want him to die, you can't kill him. ”

Wanli also understands that although the curse is evil, it will not give him the option of death, because of this girl in a white coat, so the curse has made herself die twice in a row.

"Lord Xiaolanlan, thank you for saving me." Wanli's face was full of tears, and he pounced and hugged Xiao Lanlan's calf!

He was too excited in his heart, even if this Xiaolan and blue beauty smashed him just now, he didn't care. And secretly swore in his heart that even if he was a cow or a horse, he would repay her for saving her life.

Woo woo woo, I was a brute just now, how could I say such a thing to my life-saving benefactor.

Wanli secretly promised that he would not make her unhappy in the future, and he would be willing to do anything.

Woowoowoo...... Thank you, Lord Xiaolanlan.

"White ...... White panties! Wanli's sincere words, unconsciously blurted out, "There is also a rabbit pattern, what a little brat!" ”

"Ahh Xiao Lanlan's face flushed, screaming again and again, and she immediately went crazy, "You damn damn pervert, it's really the biggest mistake to save you!" You give me death!! ”

Suddenly, a table slammed down, and Wanli fell unconscious again.

"I said a few classmates, have you made enough trouble?" The math teacher was quite unhappy, "I'll continue to introduce when I've made enough trouble, Ling Luo's identity is ...... CIA investigators? Well, what was written above 2 years ago? The current occupation is ...... Killer...... Are you kidding? Well...... Also compatible with bodyguards? Didn't my eyes go out? The annual salary is ...... A billion? ”

"It's dollars, look at the symbol at the back." Ling Luo added.

"Ahem, this student has a great sense of humor, but please don't bring a toy pistol to class." The math teacher was just joking, and then looked at the girl in the white coat, "Here is this Xiao Lanlan." ”

"I know, Xiao Lanlan is a magician, the same as An Lei."

"Yes, An Lei's magic skills are also very powerful, but they can't reach the level of mind control."

"It seems that Xiao Lanlan's magic skills are a step higher than An Lei's!"

Many students scrambled to answer.

But if you wake up Wanli, you must point at their noses and scold, are you blind, the magician who went to Nima, the magician can control the table and chair to fly? Can make a bullet of 400 meters per second stop and freeze in the air?

A bunch of stupid pigs, she's obviously an alien, okay!

"No, teacher, I'm just an ordinary person!" Xiao Lanlan stood up, very aggrieved, "How could I master the profound craft of magic!" ”

"So what just happened?" The math teacher was also confused, "Why does the table fly?"

"Hehe, that's just a little means for people to punish perverts, teacher, don't go deep into it!" Xiao Lanlan said with a smile.

"That's it...... Even if you let me not investigate deeply, it doesn't arouse my curiosity! "I used to ask a group of kids not to open the box, but the more I said no, the more they wanted to open it, and now I'm like that impatient group of kids." ”

"Math teacher, calm down, calm down." Wan Li hurriedly explained.

"No way, my curiosity has surpassed that of the impatient children." The math teacher still insisted.

After all, the math teacher was still like a child, his eyes were shining, and he looked at Xiao Lanlan very curiously.

Xiao Lanlan's face became gloomy, and she suddenly changed her tone, "By the way, teacher, you are not married yet, right?" ”

"Huh? Huh! When the math teacher talked about this topic, he became depressed and snorted softly, "Hmph, you...... How do you know. ”

Xiao Lanlan didn't mean to answer, and said, "The teacher hasn't talked about a boyfriend yet." ”

"Woo......" Tears slid through the eyes of the math teacher.

"The teacher's first kiss is still there!"

"Woo woo......" The math teacher's cheeks were already soaked with tears.

"The teacher hasn't been held by the hand yet!"

"Woo woo woo woo ......" the math teacher cried out loud and looked grief-stricken.

"The teacher hasn't been proposed to yet!"

"No...... That's not right! The crying math teacher almost yelled, "I was proposed." ”

"Perverted ...... Not counting! Xiao Lanlan added.

"Woooo......oo Laugh, laugh, you stupid, idiots, idiots! The math teacher sat on the ground, crying miserably, shaking his hands and feet, "Laugh at a twenty-seven-year-old virgin!" Laugh out loud! Ahh!!h ”

"That's not the point, math teacher." Wanli woke up and rubbed his head.

"So what's the key, what's the key!" The math teacher was even more painful, "Wanli, why do you insult me, I curse you...... Woowoooo......oo

"What I'm trying to say is that she seems to be able to read minds!" Wanli opened his mouth a little depressed.

"Well, it seems so." The math teacher also came to his senses.

"That's true." Xiao Lanlan also smiled.

[Curse, choose, (1), see through Xiao Lanlan's lies and tell her true identity. (2): Propose to Xiaolanlan with the most affectionate ceremony. 】

Which one is this playing, why do you keep molesting your life-saving benefactor!

Wanli wants to cry without tears, it seems that he can only choose.