This short-eared cat is completely unreasonable!

Ye Shu was angry and panicked, now that he was tied up, he couldn't run, and the short-eared cat would die if he did it. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Sister, if you have something to say, in fact, I love you very much, a noble, elegant and beautiful girl like you is really the brightest star in the night sky, your bright eyes like amber, your white skin like snow, and the way you grit your teeth when you are angry are so charming, so heartwarming, if you are gentle and a little bit, all men will fall in love with you."

Ye Shu praised with a clear conscience, with a look of admiration, the short-eared cat was about to clean him up, listening to him blow like this, he also smiled coldly: "Why do you need to say it?" Think I'll let you go if you praise me? ”

Look at her proud appearance, she really doesn't need to be praised by others, her Huang Po sells melons and boasts.

Ye Shu snorted secretly, but there was still a look of adoration on his face: "Anyway, I'm going to be beaten by you, before that I want to express my true feelings, okay?" ”

His words were scorching, his acting skills were against the sky, the short-eared cat raised his eyebrows, and his anger was suppressed.

"Okay, let me say a few more words."

She listened attentively, a sneer hooked at the corner of her mouth. Ye Shu took a deep breath and sighed.

"To tell you the truth, I haven't touched a girl since I'm twenty-six years old, and I haven't even held a girl's hand. The last time I saw you, I was shocked, and at that moment I felt like I was in love. Although I have to go against you for the sake of my friend, I still love you in my heart, otherwise how could I risk saving you, right? You're trying to kill me. ”

Ye Shu confessed affectionately, the short-eared cat looked confused, his eyes flickered and he snorted coldly: "It's disgusting, it turned out to be a good one. Lustful people, then you deserve to die! ”

I'm rubbing, your brain circuit is really wrong, why did Lao Tzu move a stone and hit himself in the foot?

Ye Shu hurriedly explained: "Don't don't, in fact, I am a traditional person, there is an old saying in China, my fair lady is good, you are my fair lady, any man will fall in love with you, this is not good. Color, it's an instinctive reaction, I love you with an uncontrollable heart, and I can't be blamed for that. ”

The short-eared cat frowned at him, the look in his eyes was uncertain, and after half a sound, he suddenly punched Ye Shu in the face.

This punch didn't have any force, and Ye Shu didn't feel pain.

"Hmph, do you think I'll let you go if you talk nonsense? I won't beat you, but you have to kneel down and admit your mistake, or don't want to leave. ”

Wow, big sister, you're going too far, you can beat me, but you can't make me kneel.

Of course, Ye Shu refused, but he had already seen that the short-eared cat's anger had disappeared, and letting him kneel was just because he felt that he couldn't let himself leave easily, she was under the steps he gave himself, and this step was Ye Shu kneeling.

Ye Shu Tang Tang is a manly husband, with his head above the sky and his feet on the ground and the air in the middle, how can he kneel?

He immediately said, "Okay, you let me go, I am willing to kneel down to show my repentance." ”

The short-eared cat had already sat back in the chair behind the desk, reached out and pressed a certain mechanism under the desk, and the iron ring on Ye Shu's body retracted.

"Hurry up and kneel down and apologize, I don't want to talk nonsense with you."

The short-eared cat snorted, Ye Shu patted the dust on his body, straightened his neckline again, and combed his hairstyle, then looked up and looked around, pinched his fingers and counted.

The short-eared cat couldn't help but be curious when he looked at him, and asked him what the hell he was doing.

"Sister Auditor, I want to give you the most honorable kneeling salute, three kneels and nine bows, I will definitely satisfy you."

Ye Shu said seriously, and the short-eared cat smiled disdainfully: "Then worship." ”

She looked down on Ye Shu a little, Ye Shu was not only willing to kneel, but also knelt three times and knocked nine times, he had no backbone, he was really not a man.

Ye Shu coughed lightly, slowly walked around the desk and said: "Sister auditor, I kneel three times and knock nine times, you must sit in the north and face the south, this is the emperor's position, you are now sitting in the south and facing the north, the direction is reversed, that is, the direction of the spiritual position, I kneel and you are kneeling to the dead, and I am very disrespectful to you." ”

Of course, this is Ye Shu's nonsense, the short-eared cat doesn't understand, and frowns: "It's really troublesome, how can there be so many rules." ”

Ye Shu sneered and reached out to help her: "Go, sit in the north and face south, I will kneel to you in the south, I will respect you in this life." ”

The short-eared cat still got up and went to sit in the north, and sat on the chair that Ye Shu was sitting on just now and urged: "Hurry up!" ”

Ye Shu patted both arms, bent down, and immediately saw a button under the desk.

At this time, the short-eared cat couldn't see him, he quickly pressed the button, only to hear a snap, and the short-eared cat was buckled.

"Hahaha, look at how arrogant you are, I'll go to your uncle!"

Ye Shu giggled wildly, and the short-eared cat was extremely angry after being stunned.

Her waist was buckled, and she struggled in her chair, her face flushed with anger.

"You bastard, I feel wrong, you're really playing tricks on me, I'll kill you!"

Her strength was terrifying, and she struggled and almost knocked over the chair. Ye Shu still can't be a villain, this guy is not simple.

He quickly grabbed the red certificate and the small bag on the table, and ran away: "Goodbye to you, in fact, your position is the spiritual position, I wish you an early ascension to immortality." ”

He opened the door and ran wildly, and ran away in the blink of an eye. The short-eared cat yelled angrily, "Ahh ”

Several aunts outside hurriedly rushed in to check, and they were also stunned when they saw the appearance of the auditor.

"Witch Meow, how did you lock yourself in? Become a cat. ”

Aunt hurriedly said, the short-eared cat came back to her senses, and the white light flashed into a short-eared cat and got out.

As soon as she got out, she rushed out without saying a word, jumped on the eaves and chased after the road, and then Ye Shu and Liu Youyou didn't know where to run.

"Bastard, I swear not to be a cat if I don't kill you!"

In the roar of the short-eared cat, Ye Shu and Liu Youyou hid in the alley in the other direction.

This is not the way home, but the opposite direction, and the short-eared cat is not chasing this side at all.

After hiding for a while, Ye Shu breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that he was fine. Liu Youyou looked nervously, she also expected Ye Shu to be in trouble.

Ye Shu casually gave the certificate and bag to Liu Youyou, and waved his big hand and said, "It's okay, just play hide and seek with her, you will be an official member of the Monster Alliance in the future." ”

Liu Youyou was extremely excited, grabbed the certificate and looked at it, and then opened the bag, in addition to the five thousand yuan, there was also a small box, and the small box contained two spirit pills.

"Haha, I have a day today, and I don't have to worry about it anymore."

Becoming an official member of the Monster Alliance, not only is it safe and secure, but also its cultivation is guaranteed, and it can also get in touch with the middle class of the monster world, which is a great benefit.

Liu Youyou was broken, and quickly took out his mobile phone to see: "My information must have been uploaded to the monster file center, and there should be a monster group pulling me." ”

She opened QQ, and someone really pulled her, and the efficiency was really high.

Ye Shu looked at it curiously, Liu Youyou immediately agreed to join the group, there were hundreds of people in the group, all of them were powerful monsters in the city.

"Hello everyone, I'm a two-tailed demon fox in the south of the city, please take care of me."

Liu Youyou said hello in a panic, and a large group of monsters appeared, and their screen names were also very straightforward, what a big python in the east of the city, a woodpecker in the west of the city, and even a handsome mouse in the sewer.

"Welcome to the two-tailed demon fox, the speed is blowing."

"Sister add me, give the Spirit Pill for free."

"My little brother is about to cross the catastrophe, can someone help me carry it?"

It's a mess of a lot of information, and it's dazzling to look at. Liu Youyou was so excited in her heart that she hugged Ye Shu and kissed her.

"Brother Ye Shu, you are so good, people will sleep with you tonight, as long as you don't take off your clothes, you can sleep with your arms."