Chapter 326: The Actor

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The Yellow Emperor's gaze wandered, and finally slowly calmed down, there was majesty and wisdom in that gaze, as well as domineering self-sacrifice, but there was no trace of emotion. After a long time, the Yellow Emperor said in a deep voice: "As the emperor of the people, I should put the safety of all the people first, and my personal feelings should be regarded as small. "Every big man always puts his personal feelings second, and a large part of the reason why Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu, will lose to Liu Bang is because he misses his old feelings.

Just when Wu Yi thought that this matter could only be solved by force, he only heard the Yellow Emperor's words: "However, I am just a weak mortal, if I am coerced by strong force, in this case, in order to save my own life, I can only compromise, what do you say?" The Yellow Emperor winked playfully at Wu Ill. Wu Yi's head exploded with a bang, and the Yellow Emperor was actually selling cuteness to himself!

Before he came back to his senses, Feng Bo suddenly covered his stomach and said "painfully": "Your Majesty, the old minister's abdomen is in great pain, I am afraid that this guard position cannot be held concurrently for the time being, please find another talent!" "It is estimated that there is no one else with this acting skills, my stomach hurts when I say it hurts, I have no preparation at all, and my acting skills are comparable to Xiao Li! Compared to Feng Bo, the IQ of the rain master is in arrears.

The Yellow Emperor covered his head and said distressedly: "Then Aiqing has a good rest, there is a rain master, don't worry." Such obvious words were spoken, and Master Yu said straightforwardly: "Your Majesty, rest assured, Weichen will do his best to die, and Your Majesty's safety is in danger!" After Feng Bo stepped on the rain master, he said solemnly: "Your Majesty, the rain master was accidentally stepped on by Wei Chen and broke his leg, please allow him to rest!" ”

"Accurate!" The rain master was still shouting, "I'm fine! I just have a little pain in my feet, Your Majesty can't live without me! Feng Bo pulled the rain master to the grove next to him, and scolded in a low voice: "I see that your feet are fine, but your head is a problem, I knew I should have kicked your head!" ”

The two of them didn't know where to run to the cat, and the Yellow Emperor complained, as if talking to himself: "Oops! How can this be good, the two generals of the Feng Bo Yu Division are elevated, who should be responsible for my comfort, it's really distressing! While talking, he gave Wu Ill a look, as if he was hating iron and steel for Wu Ill's elm head. How could Wu Yi not understand what he meant, but he didn't expect His Majesty the Yellow Emperor to use such a naΓ―ve method.

Seeing that the Yellow Emperor couldn't wait, Wu Yi rushed to the guide car, bent his fingers into claws for a while, and clenched into fists for a while, as if he was hesitating what tricks to use to restrain the Yellow Emperor. Here, the Yellow Emperor was already impatiently waiting, and he took Wu Yi's hand and put it on his neck, and shouted loudly: "Oops! I got caught! You want me to write the decree, right, I'll write it right away! ”

Over there, the rain master rushed out with a snort: "You traitor, look at my magic weapon!" Feng Bo blushed and dragged the rain master to apologize as he walked: "You continue, I accidentally let this guy escape, you continue, as if it never happened!" The Yellow Emperor wrote the holy decree and suddenly sighed: "Alas! Yushi has no scheming, too upright, don't be surprised, if you save Xiaomei, take her away immediately, the farther the better, go to Beihai, although the place is cold, but the gods don't want to go there, treat her well, I only have her as a girl......"

The decree has been written, but His Majesty the Yellow Emperor has become a chattering old lady, he is not the co-master of the human race now, just an old father who is worried about his daughter. Wu Yi picked up the holy decree and said embarrassedly: "You may have misunderstood, I already have a fiancΓ©e, and Huang Mei and I are just friends, not the kind of relationship you think." The Yellow Emperor glared at Wu Yi and said: "Manly man, it is normal to have three wives and four concubines, although Xiao Mei has a big temper, but as his man, you should press her, how old is she!" ”

Feelings: His Majesty the Yellow Emperor is also worried about Huang Mei's marriage.

"At the beginning, the god of Ying Long came to assist me, and Xiao Mei didn't know what to like about him, and in the end, he turned into a drought in order to send him to the sky, and that damn Ying Long actually wanted to kill her! Bastard! "His Majesty the Yellow Emperor seems to be very uninterested in the son-in-law of the dragon, if he is really the suitor of Huang Mei, he should be very happy, but unfortunately he already has Xia Yu, if he is half-hearted, not to mention how Xia Yu is, Huang Mei will have to castrate himself!

I really couldn't resist the Yellow Emperor selling his daughter, Wu Yi had to hug his fists and say goodbye: "This is far away, I don't know when we can see each other again, I kiss you... Ahh The Yellow Emperor said loudly in the back: "Don't go for it, don't go head-to-head with them, Xiao Mei won't want you to give your life to save him!" Wu didn't reply, and the wave of his hand was gone. 【】

Feng Bo and Yu Shi came out of the woods, and Feng Bo said, "Your Majesty, do you think this young man is credible?" "This person has a strange speech, unlike the people I can educate, he has unique skills but is not proud, and Xiao Mei doesn't know where to find such a friend, I hope he can succeed!" Alas, let's go back! The rain master was reluctant to leave, and Feng Bo glared: "There is something to say, there is a fart!" ”

Yushi said aggrievedly: "You asked me to talk less in the future!" Feng Bo was angry: "Then you should be dumb!" The Yellow Emperor raised his hand and persuaded: "Don't quarrel between the two of you, Master Yu is just a little more straightforward, if you have something to say, just say it!" "Our soldier is still in that kid's hands!" The Yellow Emperor and Feng Bo froze, and then Feng Bo said angrily: "Why didn't you say it earlier, you bastard!" ”

"You don't let Lao Tzu say it, and now you blame Lao Tzu again! Do you want to fight! Feng Bo took out the fan and rode between his legs: "You wait for Lao Tzu to come back, I have to fight you to the death!" "Okay, Uncle Feng doesn't have to go, don't you see that kid is back."

Wu Yi walked for a while, and suddenly remembered that he still had a bottle of people who didn't put it, turned his head and hurried back, just in time to see Feng Bo riding on an electric fan, this scene reminded him of Harry Potter, which is too similar! "You're getting ready to take off?" Feng Bozheng was angry and had no place to spill, so he said angrily: "You took all our soldiers away, can I not chase them?" ”

"Hehe, didn't I come back to give it away, come out!" Wu Yi turned the eighty-eight upside down, and poured out all the soldiers like beans in the bamboo tube, and the soldiers were basically weak and couldn't stand up, and the Yellow Emperor couldn't help but be shocked: "What's going on?" Wu Yi apologized: "I'm sorry, their physical strength has been drained, but people are fine, as long as they rest for one night, they are guaranteed to live the next day!" ”

Without waiting for the Yellow Emperor to ask carefully, Wu Yi threw off his arms, and ran away, turning other people's soldiers into soft-footed shrimps, and when would he wait if he didn't run at this time! I vaguely heard Feng Bo scolding himself for being a little king, but all this was no longer important, Wu Yida was happy for Huang Mei's father and daughter.

Not long after I ran, I met an acquaintance, it was the one hundred and ten cavalry under Zhenmu, and I didn't know how far I had gone. The first thing he did when he saw Wu Yi was to jump off his mount, and then grab the reins of his mount, for fear that Wu Yi would come again. was hesitating whether to fight Wu Ill to the death, Wu Ill pointed behind him: "I order you to go back to the city immediately!" ”

Now there is a good show to watch, the quick reaction directly turned over and got on the horse, and the slow reaction was directly dragged by his own mount, fortunately, they are all battle-hardened warriors, and they have not gone far to return to the mount, but they are all in the head of the question mark, I don't know why Wu Yi let himself go so easily, but it is good to be able to go home, just ran to the edge of the Yellow River, if it were not for the Yellow River blocking him, he might continue to run.

Suddenly realized that he seemed to have done a stupid thing, he actually forgot to leave a mount, and the thought of running back with two legs is like hitting a wall, which is too much for shoes, oh yes, the straw sandals have worn out, and I am a wasted foot! But this can't be helped, who let himself two hundred and five not think of this in advance, now he can only take two steps first, if he can meet some animal walking tool.

The more I walked, the more painful my feet became, and I still had a spare pair of shoes in my bag, but unfortunately I didn't bring out the backpack when I threw it in the back tribe. I remembered Xiao Yi's convenience again, but unfortunately Xiao Yi has been released back to nature by Wu Ill, and there are not no pterosaur birds above his head, but unfortunately they all fly too high, and his voice can't travel so far. The more I walked, the more painful my feet became, and when I sat down, the soles of my feet were already bubbled!

I grabbed two straws and wanted to weave straw shoes but found that I couldn't do this at all, so I simply stuffed one in my mouth and lay down on the ground to rest. I don't know how long it took, I felt that there seemed to be a hot and humid thing rubbing on my face, and Wu was startled, this is in the wilderness full of wild beasts, and it makes no difference if he just falls asleep and dies.

I thought it was some kind of beast, but when I opened my eyes, I found that it was a rabbit, but the rabbit was a bit big, and people were secretly kissing themselves. "Phew! You're sick! If you want to kiss Lao Tzu, you can turn into a beautiful woman and come out, you vomit, you're sick to death! "The rabbit is gray all over, it looks more than a meter and a half, and its tail is a fluffy ball.

"The grass in your mouth looks delicious, isn't it just eating your grass, I promise you to pay it back!" The rabbit bit a handful of grass with a three-petal mouth and handed it to Wu Ill. Wu Yi was angry and pushed away the huge rabbit head: "You can see clearly that I am a human being, I don't eat grass!" Seeing that Wu was ill and didn't eat, the rabbit began to eat it himself: "Oh, but I've seen you dig grass and eat it, that grass is delicious, but unfortunately there are not many of them at this time." ”

Looking at the rabbit's broad back, Wu Yi rubbed his hands and said, "Brother Rabbit, can I trouble you with something?" "What's the matter?" "You give me a ride, and when you get to the place, I'll invite you to eat the best grass, which is your favorite kind!" The rabbit tilted his head and thought for a while: "But I feel that it is good to eat this, and it must be very difficult for me to carry you on my back when you are so big." ”

Wu Yi had no choice but to use a killer move: "Not only grass, but also beautiful women, white female rabbits, how about I introduce you to a few?" (To be continued.) Mobile phone users, please browse and read, a better reading experience.