"Alright, quick, on-site intelligence!" The vice-captain said eagerly. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Okay, watch the live news!" Song Feng nodded, and Hao on the side was naturally stunned, "Aren't you on the front line, what news do you want to watch!" ”

At this time, on the big screen, the news has already started, and the horizontal bar is "Thrilling Giant Monster in the City", and then the host started to speak.

"Three minutes ago, a huge monster appeared in the city, but the citizens had a difficult opinion on this monster, and they disagreed on whether it was a cicada or a lobster, so let's interview the citizens passing by and listen to their feelings."

Night Wind: "......"

Hao Natural: "......"

Citizen A: "I think it's a cicada, and the crayfish aren't from this season." ”

Citizen B: "It's crayfish, it's all artificially farmed now, all year round, I think thirteen spices are delicious." ”

Citizen C: "Of course it's spicy and delicious!" ”

Citizen Ding: "Garlic is more delicious." ”

"Sweet and sour."

"I like the kimchi flavor."

"Barbecue!"

"Garlic flavor is the best!"

"Curry, must curry!"

"Chilled delicious."

"Spicy and delicious."

"Chilled!"

"Barbecue!"

……

After listening to a bunch of citizens' feelings, the host nodded and turned around, "Hurry up and scan the QR code and join our interaction, do you support thirteen spices, spicy, or garlic......"

Hao Natural: "......"

Night Wind: "......"

His heart is broken, is there something wrong with this way of crossing, or am I opening it in the wrong way?

Hao Nature, like the night wind, his expression froze, and he was also shocked: "Is this TM news!" Can you change to a normal channel! ”

The vice captain waved his hand, and Song Feng changed the channel.

Changed a host, "For the monster attack, the citizens have expressed panic, only 98% of the citizens said 'it's my business', and 3% of the citizens are 'a little scared', then, this number has far exceeded the total number of participants in the presidential election, let me interview everyone's opinion." ”

Citizen A: "Monster, come on, Ultraman came back to save us anyway." ”

Citizen B: "I come here for a few days every month, and I will be a great aunt, I am used to it!" ”

Citizen C: "My mother won't let me play games, won't let me read Radishes' novels, live broadcasts, and won't let me chase the end of the world, I think she's the real monster." ”

Citizen Ding: "I hope the monster will blow up our school soon, so we don't have to go to class." ”

Night Breeze: "............"

Hao Natural: "............"

This feeling of being shattered in three places...... What's going on.

"No matter, let's go first, the process still has to go a little!" Song Feng and the deputy captain went to fly the plane, leaving Hao alone and keeping the empty boudoir alone, of course, there was a night breeze that was transparent throughout the whole process.

Then, a plane similar to the Victory sorted, where the Baltans swayed, basking in the sun, not destroying the city, and when they saw that plane, they grabbed it directly with their pincers and played with it......

"What, just got up and fell? At least let's get a shot! ”

"Third battalion commander, where are you fucking Italian artillery!"

"No matter, foreplay is not important, climax is the point, come, together, help! Where's Ultraman, help! ”

"Ultraman help, come and save us!"

Night Wind: "......"

Hao Natural: "......"

Well, a real warrior, a teammate who dares to face up to the comic, face the monster of the cheat, and transform!

Hao Tianran picked up the Divine Light Stick, and with a flash of light, he turned into Ultraman Tiga, jumped up, took the Victory, put it aside, and then fought with the funny crayfish, ahh

"Lobster Monster...... Ahh ”

Watching Tiga fight the Baltans, Night Wind breathed a sigh of relief, finally saw a normal picture, and Song Feng and the deputy captain over there began to cheer for Tiga, it seems that they can do something else except shouting for help at present.

"Get out of the earth, you're not allowed to go wild here!" Hao is naturally righteous and awe-inspiring.

"I didn't go wild, did you see me kill people, did you see me tear down the house, can I come on vacation?"

Night Wind: "......"

Hao Natural: "......"

This situation is just waiting to be recalled, and I TM go to your mother's comparison.

Don't play according to the routine!

"I don't believe it, it's fun for me to come all the way to the earth for a vacation, or the capital with so high haze! I warn you that the lethality of this haze is terrifying, comparable to our gutter oil, and advises you to retreat quickly. "Hao naturally doesn't eat him at all, so he wants to attack.

"Hey, wait, then you let me think about what I should do, villains also need to be motive!" The Baltan said.

Hao Tiantian: "You're enough, anyway, get out of here now!" ”

"Hey, didn't you say that the earthlings are hospitable, wait, don't do it, why are you Ultraman so barbaric, you fight at every turn, what to fight, the house will fall down in a while, you help the country clean up the inventory!"

Hao Natural: "...... So what do you want. ”

"This, look at it, it's easy for me to come all the way to the earth, isn't it just for debauchery, then I'll give you a calculation question, arithmetic problem, I'll leave if you calculate it right." The Baltan said solemnly.

"Compare IQ with me! Haha, you don't know the strength of the Celestial Empire students, we have classes eight days a week! Just after the winter break, school is about to start again! And I have to make up the lessons! You can't compare to me. ”

"Well, one plus one equals many! How about it, the eternal problem, I'm afraid! The Baltan laughed, and Hao was naturally puzzled, could it be a deception?

"One plus one, equals two?" Hao asked naturally.

"Silly, a pile of millet plus a bunch of millet is still a bunch of millet, one plus one should be equal to 1! If you are uneducated, you can't complain about others! The Baltan shook his head, using the contemptuous light, the additional petrification effect to make Hao naturally petrified, and then ...... Rampage!

"MDZZ, if I don't beat you up, you don't understand the breadth and profundity of the earth's culture!" Finally, the fight started, and the night wind that waited for this scene was so excited, but after watching it for a while, he found that something was wrong, "The fighting of this generation of arbitrary key masters, it seems, is a little flawed......"

"What do you mean by a little flawed? It's full of flaws! The Ultra Medal seemed to have been touched with very bad memories, "That guy, after getting the power of light, pretended to be forced all day long, slapped his face, gambled on stones, and added some kind of party...... Don't look like an Ultra Warrior at all, Night Wind you're much stronger than him! ”

Night Wind: "...... So how did he get Ultraman's arbitrary key, just like me, was smashed? ”

……

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