In order to reward and take care of Zheng Yichen, the handicapped emperor, Chen Yong took care of today's work alone, but his work efficiency was still good, and he completed it all before he got off work at half past five. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Zheng Yichen played soy sauce for a day, and his life flow today is in a nutshell: eating, sleeping, and fighting zombies.

It only took him half a day to clear "Plants vs. Zombies 2".

After getting off work, Chen Yong took off his white coat and hung it up, he didn't notice it, and shouted into the mobile phone screen: "Ask the dishes, go on, I want to hit ten!" ”

Once planted, the squinted-eyed and bucktoothed Nana Wen was in high spirits, hiding behind the nut wall and unleashing a series of combo punches, none of which missed, making a thumping thump, and the final uppercut knocked the head of the attacking pirate zombie flying.

Chen Yong stood aside and waited for a few minutes, Zheng Yichen, who was silent in the game, did not react at all, just stared at the mobile phone screen and smirked, his forehead showed an earthworm-like green tendon, and finally couldn't hold back his violent temper, and punched it, the fist was whistling, and there was a faint wind and thunder.

Zheng Yichen was alarmed, and hurriedly got up to avoid it, just facing Chen Yong who was full of dark clouds, he smiled and put the phone back in his pocket: "Brother Yong, don't call people like this." ”

Chen Yong snorted coldly: "I worked hard today, and you just cried wolf next to me all afternoon, and you didn't stop after work." One punch knocks you out, and you're innocent. Hurry up and go. ”

"Huh? It's only half past five, didn't Dr. Jiang make an appointment at seven o'clock? It's too early to go. ”

"What? Do you still have comments? Chen Yong clenched his fists again, and the sound of bones was as dense as popping beans, crackling, and Zheng Yichen's heart was full of ups and downs.

Zheng Yichen secretly spoke, didn't dare to argue, obediently lowered his head and followed him out.

They took the elevator to the parking lot on the negative floor, Chen Yong's car was a pure black Dongfeng Peugeot 508 commemorative edition, Zheng Yichen sat in the back seat, as soon as he entered the car, he asked about a leather smell, it was obvious that this was a new car that had just been bought.

"Brother Yong, what about the Buick Yinglang XT before you? Sold? ”

Chen Yong started the car and replied, "Take it to my wife and drive it." ”

"Both in-laws have cars? How can you embarrass me, a hard-pressed young man who doesn't even have an electric car. Zheng Yichen was indignant.

"I don't want her to drive either, you know, every woman is a potential road killer. Last time, she drove a colleague who was more than three months pregnant home at night, and said that the road was too dark, and her colleague said in a trembling voice to her: Your headlights are not on, of course it's dark! Later, she beat me to death and didn't want to take my wife's car, saying that she didn't want to cause a car accident with two corpses and three lives. ”

Zheng Yichen laughed loudly: "When driving at night, I even forgot to turn on the headlights, and I do have the talent to be a road killer." ”

"So during the time she was taking the driver's license, I burned three pillars of high incense every day, praying that she would never pass the test, but it backfired, and she floated past the ...... with a low score," Chen Yong sighed, "Since she drove, I sometimes bumped into women who were sent to the emergency department in car accidents, and at first glance they looked like her, and they were not less worried." ”

Zheng Yichen was very moved after hearing this, and thought: "Sure enough, the couple is deeply in love." ”

Chen Yong continued: "You said that if she was killed in one fell swoop, she would simply be half-paralyzed, unconscious or something, and she would drag me down for the rest of my life." ”

"The three great pleasures of men, you are promoted to a developed and dead wife, and you are looking forward to a dead wife before you are promoted and developed, it is really ......" Zheng Yichen raised a disdainful middle finger.

Before Chen Yong could answer, the mobile phone rang, and a bewitching girl couldn't stop calling: "Well, husband, listen to the phone!" Hearing this, Zheng Yichen's scalp tingled.

Chen Yong's face turned red, he forced his composure, swiped his fingers, and answered the phone: "Hey, wife, the hospital leaders have dinner tonight, so I won't go home......"

He didn't finish a word, he stopped, Zheng Yichen could see his tangled face from the mirror in front of the car seat, as if he couldn't be bothered, and it was obvious that he was accepting the bombardment of his wife.

"No, you listen to me......" There was silence again.

"Well, well......" continued to be silent.

"Half past seven, White Swan Hotel, Chicago room, bye-bye." Chen Yong finally said a complete sentence, and after hanging up the phone, he exhaled deeply.

Zheng Yichen asked, "Sister-in-law, should you go to check the post?" ”

Chen Yong nodded silently: "That's right, now you understand why I want to kill my wife, right?" ”

There was a silence in response: "......"

The car is moving slowly on the road, perhaps because of the holiday, and the road conditions during the rush hour are even more miserable, and the car stops and goes, making people drowsy.

Zheng Yichen couldn't help but complain: "This car is like a constipated old man, who only pulls out a little dry ** stool every once in a while, and he has to cheer for the discharge of that little stool." ”

Chen Yong's face was cold: "Do you have a more disgusting analogy?" ”

"Yes, this car is in good condition, like an untrained old virgin......"

"Shut up!"

I have to say that Chen Yong was indeed prescient, and when they came to the White Swan Hotel, it was already seven o'clock in the evening.

After parking the car, Zheng Yichen looked at the graceful and beautiful White Swan Hotel, which is 20 stories high, and said with emotion: "In just a dozen kilometers away, we actually took more than an hour. The traffic conditions in this city are not much better than those of the capital, which is known as "the first block in the world". ”

"So, there is a benefit to not having a car." Chen Yong finally found a parking space to park the car, and when he heard his emotion, he let out a sigh of concern.

The two walked to the door, and the two young girls who were standing outside the door wearing dark red cheongsams and white sweaters on their shoulders immediately called sweetly: "Welcome." Moving the lotus step lightly, the slit skirt revealed the white thighs, which seemed to be dewed.

The two cheongsam girls opened the door and welcomed Zheng Yichen and the two entered, and the two bowed slightly and entered the hotel.

Stepping on the soft red carpet, Zheng Yichen was like stepping on cotton, his steps were frivolous, and he was a little uncomfortable, and he slowed down for a while before adjusting.

The interior of the hotel is modeled after the 17th century European court style, with solemn and solemn models of armor holding spears standing on both sides, and the dome is painted with pictures of the gods of Norse mythology.

A two-metre-tall crystal lamp hangs overhead, glowing brightly, spreading light throughout the hall.

As soon as they entered the door, a man in a black tuxedo bowed and saluted, and after listening to their reservation room, as a guide, he led the two of them up the spiral and coiled staircase, to the second floor, through the long corridor, Zheng Yichen looked left and right, and saw that the room was written with the names of some cities, such as New York, Paris, and so on.

After a while, they arrived at the door of the Chicago room, and the tuxedo man smiled: "The others haven't arrived yet, you can go to watch TV first and have a cup of hot tea to warm up." ”

The two entered the spacious room, a round dining table was placed in the center, which could accommodate twenty people to eat, the two did not sit in the main seat, found a seat facing the TV set, sat down, picked up the TV station on the table, and heard the familiar melody of the news broadcast as soon as they opened it.

Zheng Yichen hurriedly changed the channel, and changed more than ten stations in a row, all of which were news broadcasts, and he said with a bitter face: "Brother Yong, the TV is poisoned, and I can't change the channel." ”

Chen Yong said calmly: "The virus will disappear after half past seven, you can wait." ”

Zheng Yichen turned off the TV, took out his mobile phone, and continued his hegemony of fighting zombies.

After more than ten minutes, Jiang Guohui pushed the door in his hand with a woman with outstanding temperament and was over thirty years old, and apologized to the two of them repeatedly: "I'm sorry, as the host, I actually arrived later than you." Wait a minute, punish yourself with three glasses. ”

The woman sneered, "You're really going to make excuses for drinking." ”

Jiang Guohui introduced each other, and Zheng Yichen and others knew that this woman was Jiang Guohui's lover, named Murong Xue.

After the four of them were seated, Jiang Guohui picked up the menu, ordered a few of the most expensive signature dishes, and asked someone to open a bottle of red wine.

Jiang Guohui smiled: "I'm going to have a drink with you today, I haven't been so happy for a long time." I specially asked my lover to come over, just to let her act as a driver, so as not to have a drunk driving accident later. ”

Zheng Yichen whispered to Chen Yong: "It seems that you have to drink, wait a minute, let me drive, you drink boldly!" ”

"Do you know how to drive?"

"I had already taken my driver's license when I was a freshman, and I never had the opportunity to drive. It's inevitable to be a little rusty, but it's better than your drunk driving. Zheng Yichen said with relief.

"How can I rest assured that I will hand over the new car to you, a rookie......" A new car is sometimes more precious than his wife for a man, and Chen Yong naturally refused to give in.

"There's no part of your choice." Zheng Yichen snickered and shouted: "Brother Yong, Doctor Jiang is so face-saving, you have to drink more, I will be anxious with you if I don't have it." He took the wine bottle and poured Chen Yong a full glass.

The two staggered, talked and laughed, while Murong Xue and Zheng Yichen replaced wine with tea and became accompaniments.

Before the dishes were served, the two had already drunk a bottle of red wine, Jiang Guohui lingered in the banquet all the year round, and he had already practiced the ability to not get drunk with a thousand glasses, and his face was as usual. Chen Yong neglected to practice on weekdays, and he had no food to cushion his stomach, so his face was already red at this time, and his eyes were drunk and confused.

Jiang Guohui looked at him like this, and also knew that Chen Yong couldn't drink anymore, Murong Xue and Zheng Yichen had to be in charge of driving, and they were destined to not drink a drop of alcohol, could it be that he would be left alone to drink at the next dinner? He felt a little unhappy in his heart.

At this moment, another woman wearing ten-centimeter-high pointed heels and less than one meter six in height entered the room.

When Chen Yong saw someone coming, he was excited, half of his wine was sober, he ran forward from his seat to hold the man's hand, and said respectfully: "Wife, you are here." ”

The person who came was Chen Yong's virtuous helper: Tong Yuming.