"This is China, you can't be presumptuous!"

Yes, yes, this girl translates very well!

Qiu Yang secretly praised in his heart, the last sentence he said translated into English has several meanings, no way, stupid lack of English is like this, every word and sentence can be

His last sentence can also be translated as "This is China, don't be too arrogant!" "This is China, don't be rampant! It can also be translated as "This is China, don't go crazy!" ”

Although there are many meanings translated from English to Chinese, in the eyes of foreigners, there is actually one meaning!

Therefore, Smith's eyes were full of anger when he looked at Qiu Yang!

I'm playing big names?

Here's what about China!

Herbert Smith was upset, as an international grand pianist, he has almost ever given solo recitals in famous concert halls around the world, and the British Prime Minister, the President of the United States and even the Secretary-General of the United Nations have personally received him!

His fame is indeed not small, but how could he never have imagined that he would encounter this kind of treatment when he came to China to participate in the Spring Festival Gala this time?

Soon, Herbert was run away by Qiu Yang and others!

Soon, I don't know who secretly recorded this scene, and then spread it on Weibo!

"Damn, no wonder Qiu Yang played the piano on stage, it turned out that this foreigner was late and absent from playing a big name, so he let Qiu Yang go on stage to remedy it in a hurry!"

"Qiu Yang is so domineering! From today onwards, professional blacks turn passers-by! ”

"Haha, Qiu Yang likes to do things! It's really nice to see this foreigner with a stinky face! ”

"This is China, you can't be presumptuous! It turns out that Qiu Yang said this is what he meant, it's too domineering! It's so powerful! It's good to know English! At least you can pretend to be like Qiu Yang! ”

"Well, this woman's translation is very problematic, Qiu Yang said a little bit of that, but if she translates it like this, it is a bit exaggerated! I feel that this woman is sowing discord and doing things! ”

"Foreigners dare to come to our country to play a big name! CCTV is also brain-dead, why did you invite foreigners to come over for a good Spring Festival Gala! ”

"No matter how you look at it, it feels like Qiu Yang is doing it on purpose! This guy had already arranged for someone to take a secret photo, and then jumped out and damaged two sentences with righteous words, so that he could step on Smith's position! ”

"Stupid beep, Qiu Yang needs to step on this foreigner's upper position? Even if this foreigner is some kind of bullshit, what about international pianists? Is he as popular as Qiu Yang in China? Or do you listen to more piano music than Qiu Yang sings? ”

On Weibo, one spread ten, ten spread hundreds, and soon Qiu Yang and Smith were on fire!

Looking at this video, countless people praised Qiu Yang! Countless people are scolding Smith for playing a big name!

"Qiu Yang, it's time for you to take the stage!"

Sha Beining reminded backstage that the sketch on the stage was coming to an end at this time......

Qiu Yang lowered his head and played with his mobile phone, and replied: "Wait a minute!" ”

As he spoke, Qiu Yang typed the last few words, and then posted a Weibo!

"The Chinese character culture is broad and profound, and the English culture is maddening! So I don't know what I mean by scolding Smith in English, just as I don't know whether the uncle foreigners call uncle or uncle or uncle, uncle or uncle, and whether they call auntie auntie or auntie or auntie!

It is said that since ancient times, comments have produced talents! So here's the question, I don't know if anyone can translate this paragraph in English: [Uncle kissed my aunt, my uncle slapped my uncle, my aunt found out and went over to quarrel with my uncle, my aunt grabbed my aunt's hair, my uncle and aunt came to persuade me, and finally I alarmed my uncle and aunt! 】”

After posting this Weibo, Qiu Yang put his mobile phone in his pocket and prepared to host on stage.

Under Weibo, many netizens were thundered by Qiu Yang's Weibo!

"Poof! Qiu Yang, this guy still has time to host the Spring Festival Gala to hurt people, and I am also convinced! ”

"Haha, incisive! If the Yankees saw this Weibo, I don't know if they would be angry with Qiu Yang. ”

"Poof! Qiu Yang's goods are too lacking in morality! You can't rest quietly during the Chinese New Year! ”

"Awesome! If anyone can successfully translate Qiu Yang's sentence into English, I will eat Xiang live on the first day of the new year! ”

"Haha, I just translated it online on the Internet, and the translation turned out to be full of the words uncle and auntie! This English is laughing at me! ”

"Qiu Yang, this guy didn't just slap Smith in the face, this guy also slapped Lao Mei and Lao Ying in the face!"

......

A few minutes later, Herbert finally knew Qiu Yang's identity! It turns out that this guy is a first-line star in China, but he is disdainful because he is an international star!

"What does he mean by this Weibo?" Herbert asked the female translator hired by his side, who only understood the words uncle and auntie in a long Weibo post.

What do you mean?

How can I answer this!

I knew that I wouldn't have used Qiu Yang's Weibo to introduce Qiu Yang's identity to him!

After thinking about it, the woman said in English: "He is paying New Year's greetings to his uncle and aunt on Weibo!" These are New Year's greetings! ”

After speaking, the woman secretly praised her witty answer in her heart! Anyway, Smith can't read Chinese characters, and he doesn't have a domestic Weibo account, and she was just temporarily hired by Smith to translate for him and introduce him to his tour guide, so the woman can fool around so as not to add trouble to herself.

Also, now that the video of Qiu Yang teaching Smith a lesson on Weibo has spread, she doesn't plan to tell Smith about it!

"You Chinese are so interesting! Isn't it a hypocritical form of blessing to greet relatives on the Internet for the Chinese New Year, and even English words are used! Smith said in English with some disdain.

"Yes, I also think he's too hypocritical!" The woman nodded in reply.

……

Soon, hour after hour passed, and the CCTV Spring Festival Gala gradually came to an end.

"Hosting the Spring Festival Gala is also a painful thing!" Sha Beining sighed.

Ma Feifei smiled: "We are in pain and happy!" So many hosts on TV stations are staring at the position of the host of the Spring Festival Gala, and we are much luckier to be able to host the Spring Festival Gala! ”

Sha Beining suddenly glared at Qiu Yang and said, "If you want me to say that the luckiest person is Qiu Yang!" This guy is the first person in the history of the Spring Festival Gala who is not a CCTV host, but can host the Spring Festival Gala! And he also performed two Spring Festival Gala programs! ”

"Hey, hey, I've won a prize!" Qiu Yang said with a smile, he didn't expect to be so lucky today! Originally, he still thought that he would go back to sleep after singing the arranged program, and then rush home early the next morning for the New Year, who knew that this Spring Festival Gala, the most scenes were actually him!

Sha Benin looked at his watch and said, "It's finally over!" Let's go! We're going to the stage! (To be continued.) )