Chapter 2 I'm about to make people cry
"Hello sir, may I ask which movie ticket you would like to buy? www.biquge.info"The ticket lady didn't know that Wu Can didn't have a few oceans in his pocket, so she asked with a smile.
Wu Can pointed to the movie he had discussed with the beauty on the computer screen just now.
The ticket lady took a look at it and said, "Okay, you chose a movie at 5:20 p.m., how many tickets do you need?" ”
"Two." Wu Can said expressionlessly.
"One is 60 yuan, and the two are 120 yuan, do you pay in cash or by card?" The ticket lady asked politely.
Where does Wu Can have so much money? I grabbed my hair, and I didn't find an acquaintance after looking for a long time.
He was even thinking about whether to run away while the beauty didn't come out of the bathroom, and save herself when she came out and couldn't afford to pay for the movie ticket and be ashamed.
"Sir, it's a total of 120 yuan, do you want to pay by card or cash?" The ticket sales lady waited for a few seconds, and when she saw Wu Can's absent-minded appearance, she probably didn't hear it, so she reminded him.
When Wu Can was about to slip away in a gloomy manner, when he heard the ticket lady shouting, he always felt that something was wrong.
"What? What are you shouting at me? Wu Can's eyes suddenly lit up, and he hurriedly asked.
"First, sir!" The ticket lady was startled by Wu Can's eyes and hurriedly said.
After listening to this, Wu Can finally understood what was wrong, his age could indeed be called a gentleman, but after being reborn, his body returned to when he was in school, even if it was a little sexy in his eyes, but his age was still a minor.
Thinking of this, Wu Can's eyes narrowed, and he casually asked the ticket sales lady: "Eh, didn't my classmates tell me that the movies here are half price for students?" ”
The ticket lady was stunned for a moment, and remembered that there was indeed such a rule, but it was not hung out, so not many people knew about it.
And Wu Can also remembered it through the memories of his previous life.
"Yes sir, half price for students, but you need to show me your student ID." Although there was an emergency, the ticket lady still showed her good quality and said with a smile.
"Coincidentally, I accidentally brought my student ID with me today!" Wu Canle took out his student ID card from his pocket.
The ticket sales lady glanced at it and didn't care too much, but watching a movie, a few dozen yuan less is not a big amount, the student ticket is the student ticket, and you don't have to pay for it yourself, so she casually operated on the computer a few times, and then continued: "Sir, you buy two tickets, a student ticket, and an ordinary ticket, a total of ninety yuan, do you see right?" ”
Wu Can was stunned, frowned and said, "What's the matter?" There are two of us, and that is my classmate, there should be two student tickets. ”
The ticket lady twitched the corner of her eye and said, "Well, okay, but you have to ask your classmate to show her student ID as well." ”
Wu Can said with an indifferent look: "No problem, it will definitely not cause you trouble, but she went to the toilet just now, and the student ID is on her, let's wait a while." ”
"Wait... Wait a minute? The ticket lady asked speechlessly.
"Yes, it's okay, just wait a while, he may come out in ten minutes, don't worry." After Wu Can finished speaking, he leaned back on the bar, looking bored.
The leading man in the back just heard Wu Can's words, but he didn't expect that he could buy half-price tickets without adding his own team, and he felt very unhappy, but now when he heard that he had to wait for ten minutes, he was immediately unhappy.
"Hey, what's the situation, there are so many people waiting behind us." He shouted at Wu Can and the ticket lady.
Wu Can squinted at him, and said indifferently: "What's the hurry, come one by one, don't you see me in a hurry." ”
"You!" The man in charge gave Wu Can a vicious look. However, Wu Can turned around and ignored him at all.
The ticket sales lady looked at Wu Can, then looked at the line behind her, frowned, and said, "Okay, you have booked two student tickets, a total of sixty yuan." ”
Wu Can nodded and said with a smile: "By the way, my classmate also said that if it is a couple to book a ticket, each person will enjoy a reduction of ten yuan, it should be right?" ”
The ticket sales lady opened her eyes wide and looked at Wu Can, half of the one hundred and twenty yuan ticket he had gone, and he was still not satisfied.
After being stunned for a while, he said: "That, there is such a statement, but how do you prove that she is your lover?" What's more, I don't even see if your companion is male or female. ”
"Oh yes." Wu Can scratched his head and asked, "Then how do you say I can buy a couple's ticket?" ”
"Hmm!" The ticket lady tilted her head and said, "You have to prove that you are a couple!" ”
Wu Can blinked his eyes and continued to ask, "Then how can I prove the relationship between me and my lover?" You can't be in public, right? ”
The ticket lady was also stunned, how did she know how to prove that the two people were a couple, and they were not husband and wife, and they did not have a marriage certificate. However, seeing that Wu Can wanted to take advantage of the movie theater, he wanted to make it difficult for him, and said: "I don't know much about this, but if you can't prove that you are a couple, then I can't discount it for you." ”
After speaking, he looked at Wu Can defiantly, thinking that he had finally won back a city.
Who knows, Wu Can swept her eyes and asked, "Why do you want us to prove it?" ”
"Because I'm a staff member here!" The female conductor said with her head held high.
"And how do you prove you're a staff member here?" Wu Can continued to ask.
"I'm in the workbench!" The beauty blinked quickly, a little confused, do you still need to prove that she is a staff member.
"Huh." Wu Can sneered twice and said: "Everyone here can enter the workbench, why do you go in and say that you are a staff member and you are a staff member?" ”
"I... I have a uniform! The ticket lady said with her chest raised.
"I can also order uniforms, anyone can order them." Wu Can said disdainfully.
"I... Our manager can testify to me! The ticket seller thought about it for a long time, and finally came up with a powerful evidence.
"Good!" Wu Can clapped his hands and said: "In this case, I won't investigate how you can prove that the manager you said is the manager of the movie theater, you call your manager over now, I want to ask him, I bought tickets well, why do you make things difficult for me again and again." ”
"I didn't make it difficult for you, it's clear that you made it difficult for me!" The ticket seller said aggrievedly.
"You're really a strong word!" Wu Can snorted coldly and said: "I queued up to buy tickets according to the rules, although there are some discounts, but they are all in accordance with your rules, and you, one will ask me to prove this, and one will ask me to prove that, isn't it difficult?" ”
Seeing Wu Can's menacing appearance, the ticket lady shrank into the bar aggrievedly, and said with a crying voice: "However, you have no way to prove that you are a couple, how can I give you a couple ticket." ”
"Okay!" Wu Can saw the aggrieved look of the ticket sales lady, and felt that his matter was already halfway over, so he said even more coldly and viciously: "Let me prove that we are a couple, of course, there is no problem, as long as you set an example for me, you prove to me that you are an employee of this movie theater, or you will prove that your mother is your mother, otherwise you will call your manager over, I want to ask him why your movie theater always makes things difficult for our customers." ”
"Poof!" When the group of people in the back queue heard Wu Can ask the ticket lady to prove that her mother was her mother, they finally couldn't help laughing. At the same time, I was also impressed by this little brother who bargained very well.
However, if you think about it, there is no way to prove it. Even if it's DNA testing, there are still identification errors.
Hearing the ridicule of others, the ticket lady was even more aggrieved. She just took advantage of the long graduation vacation to come over to work for a summer job, where did she meet someone like Wu Can, and she was completely at a loss and didn't know what to do.
Still an aunt at the window next to her couldn't stand it, leaned over, took the computer of the ticket sales lady, and helped her set the ticket bought by Wu Can as a student couple ticket.
The ticket lady didn't want to offend Wu Can anyway, so she pursed her mouth, red-eyed, and said aggrievedly: "Hello, there are two tickets in total, and you spend a total of forty yuan." ”
Wu Can looked at the appearance of the ticket sales lady, and was a little embarrassed, but after thinking about his task, he still couldn't afford forty yuan, so he touched his nose and said, "By the way, didn't you say that couples will get two buckets of couple popcorn for each ticket?" Let's do it, we don't want popcorn, you can give me a discount into the ticket price! ”
"O man of God!" The onlookers behind were dumbfounded, they thought that he should let go of the 120 yuan ticket that was cut to 40 yuan by Wu Can, who knows, he still has the ability to cut down. The corners of their mouths twitched and looked at Wu Can.
"Big... Big... Big brother, this can't be! The ticket lady is no longer called Mr. Wu Can, she calls the eldest brother directly, and the crystal tears are rolling in her eyes, as if they are about to fall at any time.
"Why can't it? My classmate was in the movie theater, and he told me yes. Wu Can was embarrassed to look at her eyes, so don't look over her head and say.
The ticket lady was also stopped by Wu Can, although she felt that what Wu Can said made sense, but if she reduced it again, there would only be more than 20 yuan left, and looking at this momentum, maybe he would cut down, in case he was asked to find some reason to come out, then wouldn't this movie be given to him for nothing.