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Wu Ill lived a life in and out of class, to be honest, the profession of a physical education teacher is really a hard work, there are so many students in the school, counting Wu Ill Physical Education Teacher, there are only five, two of whom Wu Ill looks older than his father. Pen ~ fun ~ Ge www.biquge.info By the way, Wu Ill has been a teacher for a week, and Wu Ma just found out that the reason is because Wu Ill got up on time.

On this day, Wu Yi was wandering around his own territory, that is, the playground. An old man came to the south, oh it was the principal and his female secretary, laughing like a weasel who stole a chicken, Wu Yi felt a malice, and just wanted to use the excuse of picking his teeth to dodge, but was blocked by the principal. "Teacher Wu, don't go, Teacher Wu!" Wu Yi pretended to have just heard it and suddenly said, "Oh, Mr. Principal, I was thinking about things just now, and I didn't hear it clearly, I'm really embarrassed!" ”

The principal nodded and handed Wu Yi a cigarette, he didn't know what it was called, he only knew that it was a foreign cigarette, and it smelled of chocolate. "Headmaster, is there anything you can do?" "Hehe, I really have something to ask you." It seems that this product is really not a good bird, if you really haven't done anything wrong, how can you be afraid of yourself, a "national official"!

"Then I want to ask Teacher Wu to be the head teacher, that is the fifth class, how about I give you a salary increase and add 1,000 yuan?" Wu Yi couldn't walk as soon as he heard the money, so he almost agreed, took a big puff of cigarette and said calmly: "Doesn't their class have a class teacher, how can you find me, a physical education teacher and newcomer, as a class teacher, I can't delay other people's children." ”

"Don't delay, don't delay, you go to and from work on time every day, I've been observing you for a week, not a single late arrival and early departure, you can rest assured that the head teacher actually has no work to do, you should do me a favor!" Class 5 Wu still has an impression, it is the gourd baby and their class, and the most impressive thing is actually the thorn named Li Yang, this matter is definitely not that simple!

"Principal Zhang, just say it directly, why did I take that class, there are so many teachers in our school, I can't be ranked in terms of qualifications or academic qualifications, and besides, how can there be a physical education teacher as a class teacher, aren't you kidding?" Principal Zhang smiled bitterly and said, "Actually, if you want to teach other subjects, I can also transfer them to you, but that class really gives me a headache, alas! ”

Wu Yi was puzzled: "What can be a headache, isn't it just a little thorn, I remember that the student's name is Li Yang, and you can't do anything about him with such a big means?" The principal's smile became even more bitter: "What can I do, I'm not afraid of your jokes, that Li Yang's father is the deputy director of the Education Bureau, I can't do anything about him, and there are many absent students in that class You haven't seen yet, many teachers call them ghosts in private!" ”

Wu Yi was dumbfounded and said: "Is it so exaggerated, it's not that I haven't taught them, they are all pretty good children!" "Hehe, you will know when you are their head teacher for a few days, I will give you a salary of five thousand, will you do it?" Wu Ai is very similar to saying that he is thinking about it, but the mouth and tongue temporarily betray his brain, "Dry!" ”

So Wu Yi became the head teacher of the fifth class of high school, and Wu Yi now looked at his right hand, and it seemed that he still had the body temperature of the dead old man of the principal, because this incident happened five minutes ago. plucked up the courage to push open the door of the classroom, the originally noisy sound returned to silence again, and there was even a pink butterfly hairpin on the head of the big baby in the back row that he didn't have time to take off.

They became famous in school in just one week, just because they are septuplets, from students to open their eyes to teachers, and now there are many parents who actually come to take photos, and there are also money to make their group debut.

Class leader Yang Tonglin looked at the class schedule and said confusedly: "This class should be self-study, not sports, why did Teacher Wu come over?" Someone excitedly said, "Could it be that another teacher is sick this time, and the physical education teacher is changing classes?" "You are stupid, you have said that it is self-study, but it is difficult that Teacher Wu is here to grab the class?" The students were noisy, and Li Yang in the back still looked half-dead.

Wu Yi patted the table and shouted: "Okay, be quiet, I'm your homeroom teacher now, everyone get along well, if you have any questions, you can find me." I don't know if it's an illusion, Wu Yi only felt that after he said this, the atmosphere of the whole class changed, just now the student didn't feel good or bad about himself, but now he actually has a feeling of being an enemy!

Even the squad leader's expression changed, and he looked like he didn't know Wu Yi and you didn't know him. Wu Yi snorted and said, "What? Everyone is so happy that they can't speak, just laugh out loud if you want to! "It's cold. It can be regarded as a completely cold scene, at least the seven gourd babies are still applauding, after all, they feel that their uncle is still a lot of benefits to be their homeroom teacher.

The hand was slapped off by the classmates who were close to each other after a few strokes, and the seven of them were not stupid, and they all lowered their heads and didn't speak when they saw that the atmosphere was wrong. This atmosphere will be very embarrassing if it stays, and Wu Ai poured water and slipped out. Back in his office, all his colleagues looked at him with sympathetic eyes, and the most enthusiastic grandson actually ran over to ask him if he had any accident insurance.

Wu Yi really felt a little creepy, kicked a girl who taught physics next to him and asked, "Teacher Chen, you have been here for more than a year, you can tell me what is going on in that fifth class." It wasn't very loud, but it drew the whole office in. "Xiao Wu, you'd better find the principal and quit this job."

Wu said with a smile: "Is it so serious?" "You don't know, there are several thorns in that fifth class, not to mention the annoyance, they always secretly attack their head teacher, and there have been three head teachers in the hospital this year!" "Yes, yes, the last one was my senior, who was originally full of enthusiasm and now has a broken left leg." Wu Yi said depressedly: "Why are the other teachers okay, Teacher Chen, Teacher Zeng, don't you all take which class?" ”

"It's different, we just brought the teacher, they only target the head teacher, usually they are quite honest when we go to class, only a few perennial skipping class and that Li Yang, we don't dare to care!" "What terrible things have they done?" Everyone, you and I have said a word.

"They'll put water on the door frame!" "They're going to pop your tires!" "They're going to put a rat trap in your path!" "That's still good! They had a female homeroom teacher, and they actually got a big bag of rotten frogs and smashed them all over the body! "These are not nothing, anyway, you just need to be careful, and they can't beat or scold, several parents are high-ranking officials, who dares to touch them!"

Wu Ai played with the taste: "It seems that it has been so long, and the methods of the students and teachers are still these, there is really nothing new." The enthusiastic old grandson patted Wu Ai's shoulder and said in the tone of a passerby: "Young man, I advise you to buy an insurance, being prepared is the last word." Wu Yi pouted and said, "I have also used the name "Ghost Sorrow, I want to see who has played whom!" ”

"Teacher Wu, don't be impulsive, it's a big deal to change places to work, it doesn't mean that you have to stay here!" Wu Yi smiled, he didn't think it was a big deal now, these bear children couldn't make any waves in their hands. Picking up the cup and humming an unknown song, Wu Yi strode towards his ghostly class under the strange eyes of his colleagues.

I used to have my own tricks to disgust the teacher, and I won the title of a dog-headed military teacher, and every time Wu was ill, he rushed to the position of the mastermind behind the scenes, and he was definitely not exposed in front of people, after all, his mother's feather duster was not a vegetarian, if the teacher found a home, mixed doubles or something, it was the lightest, and it was said that he had been beaten and had amnesia.

Let's talk about the topic, Wu Yi kicked open the door of the classroom with a cup, and sure enough, a bucket of water was poured down, and Wu Yi kicked the bucket on the ground casually, as if nothing had happened just now. The "cute" students in the classroom also did not do anything, and they studied hard as if they were going to take the college entrance examination tomorrow!

A kick kicked open the rat trap on the floor, inadvertently shattering the chair, and there was a handful of wood chips on the ground that had not been cleaned up. There must be something wrong with the table, carefully pull open the drawer, a fist made of spring immediately pops out, looking at this momentum, it is estimated that if you are punched, it is unknown how many teeth can be left. Raise your hand and pull the spring into an iron bar, and with a shake of your hand, you go downstairs.

The students were all trembling, and they didn't dare to come out, after all, it was the first time they had seen such a fierce teacher. In Wu Zhi's eyes, they are just a group of young and frivolous children, this is nothing at all, wiped his hands and said: "I'm curious why you have such a big complaint about the head teacher, to be honest, I didn't tease my teacher at the beginning, but it was just a joke, or naughty, but don't you think it's a bit too much to break someone's legs?!" ”

No one cares about Wu Illness, since Wu Illness doesn't plan to do it, they seem to be planning to fight to the end, so there's nothing to talk about. "I hope your tricks are only used against me, and if you hurt other teachers again, don't blame me for being rude!" Wu Yi slapped the table apart, and the students were obviously all trembling and didn't dare to say anything.

That Liu Yang stood up and shouted, "Don't think you hate!" Lao Tzu will ask someone to break your two legs this afternoon, I see how good you can be! Wu Yi walked in front of Liu Yang with a cold face, the eldest baby was afraid that Wu Yi would do something drastic, so he blocked Liu Yang's side quietly, if Wu Yi went crazy, he could also block it, and his classmates and friends didn't say it.

Wu Yi and Liu Yang looked at each other, played with the taste and said, "Call someone? You try! (To be continued.) )