In 2020. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

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Xu Qihao is 18 years old this year, with a mediocre appearance and no special skills, and belongs to the type that can no longer be found in the crowd. I am currently a freshman studying business administration at a science and engineering school.

There are many girls in business administration, and girls like to take selfies, and Xu Qihao, a man, likes to watch them post on Moments when he is fine.

Yo, this selfie posted by Yang Meimei is very exciting! This piece of white, what a visual impact!

Xu Qihao clicked a like and left a message "If there is a ditch, it will be hot".

Jiang Xiaoru put a sideways photo, facing the sunset, and the light shone on the bumpy body, which had a sense of beauty that wanted to be said.

Xu Qihao also liked it and left a message: It's too artistic.

After clicking several likes in a row, Xu Qihao flipped down, and then saw a... How to say it... It's a peculiar circle of friends.

It looks like an advertisement pushed by WeChat Moments.,The picture is very detailed in terms of pixels and pens.,It's just that color... It's a terrible death.

Big red with big green, and all kinds of earthy yellow, fluorescent pink... The straight people who watched it had goosebumps all over their bodies.

Damn, which company is pushing the advertisement? This aesthetic... I can't bear it.

The ghost sent the gods, Xu Qihao clicked on this push advertisement.

A burst of golden light shines, accompanied by a burst of imposing background music: the leisure road is long, and the scenery on the Mofei road is good. Which one is better? Cloud Shadow Manor roars at the Heavenly Monarch.

Cloud Shadow Manor, a good place for leisure around you.

Finally, another picture flashed by, and it looked like a manor, but the color scheme of the manor was still miserable.

Xu Qihao was powerless to complain, in such a strange manor, the boss must have a problem with his taste.

This advertising slogan also sounds like a copycat.

And what does that leisure road mean?

The first time I heard people use the road to pick up leisure.

In short, this advertisement is really a lot of slots.

When did the advertisements in WeChat Moments start to be such unobtrusive small companies?

After complaining, Xu Qihao didn't care about it. I've just been playing the game for a long time, and I'm feeling a little tired, so I'll sleep for a while.

But who knows, Xu Qihao was lying on the bed tossing and turning, stunned and not asleep.

And the culprit was the ad he had just watched.

Which one is better? Cloud Shadow Manor roars at the Heavenly Monarch.

These fourteen words were like magic sounds lingering in Xu Qihao's mind for a long time.

It's really evil, this advertisement is really magical!

I really couldn't sleep, Xu Qihao simply sat up, took out his mobile phone, opened the circle of friends, and found that strange and magical advertisement.

After watching the advertisement again, Xu Qihao actually felt that the villa with the weird color scheme was actually quite exciting!

At the end of the advertisement, there was a QR code of the WeChat group, and Xu Qihao, who was a ghost, scanned the QR code to see what was going on with the company that could use such a magical advertisement.

The WeChat group is very lively.

As soon as Xu Qihao entered, he ushered in a lot of welcome greetings.

Misty White Zhenjun: Welcome new Taoist friends.

Hai Zhenren: New Taoist friends burst photos!

Qimu Xiaoliu: The male newspaper is long, and the female newspaper is three. Comes with a nose-picking emoji.

"Qimu Xiaoliu was invited to the Izumo Shadow Villa Experience Group!"

Roaring Heavenly Monarch (Administrator): Everyone pay attention to the wording, and welcome new Daoists.

Roaring Tianjun (Administrator): Lao Tzu finally got a new customer, don't let me lose you old fritters. Dare to yellow Lao Tzu's business, Lao Tzu cut off your JJ. Attached is a picture of children who should not be violently and bloodily cut off.

Hammerhead Invincible: ......

Hai Zhenren: ......

Wubai Zhenjun: Come on, Lao Tzu is waiting for you! Comes with a white eye emoji.

Roaring Heaven-King (Administrator) sent an emoji begging for mercy.

"Qimu Xiaoliu joins the Cloud Shadow Villa experience group."

Qimu Xiaoliu: Roaring innocent and stingy. Comes with a nose-picking emoji.

Roaring Heavenly Monarch: Make your mouth cheap! Comes with a rabbit with both hands swinging emoji.

Jiangbei real person: Old rules, red envelopes!

Hai Zhenren: Red envelope +1.

Foggy White True Monarch: Red Envelope +1.

Qimu Xiaoliu: Ready, the hand is fast and the hand is slow.

Qimu Xiaoliu: "Password red envelope: Roar Tianmu has a little dingding." ”

Hey? Got a red envelope? Xu Qihao, who has been watching the excitement, suddenly came to his senses, hehe, he has been single for eighteen years, and his brother's hand speed is unbeatable!

However, the moment Xu Qihao stretched out his finger, he saw that the screen was swiped.

"Hai Zhenren: There is a little Ding Ding in the roaring skywood.

Fog White Zhenjun: Roaring Tianmu has a little Dingding.

Qinghu Sanren: There is a small Ding Ding in the roaring skywood.

Medicine King Wushuang: Roaring Tianmu has a small dingding.

Hammerhead is invincible: Roaring Tianmu has a small dingding.

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In the blink of an eye, the red envelope message was drowned out.

it! What a situation! The speed at which these people grab red envelopes is too rebellious.

When Xu Qihao flipped it up vigorously, and finally turned out the password red envelope, as expected, "The red envelope has been collected." ”

it! Xu Qihao, who has been grabbing red envelopes without missing, is not calm, did he encounter a group of tentacle monsters? One by one, the hand speed is soaring to the point of flying!

Xu Qihao took a look at it, and the time it took to receive all the red envelopes was 1 second!!!

It's not scientific!

Xu Qihao exited the red envelope page, and saw that there were a lot of messages in the group in an instant.

Roaring Tianjun (administrator): Have you received the red envelope? Comes with a smirk.

"Qimu Xiaoliu was invited to the Izumo Shadow Villa Experience Group!"

Hai Zhenren: Hehe, good play, let him send a red envelope later!

"Haijin was invited to the Izumo Shadow Villa experience group!"

Wubai Zhenjun: Hai Zhenren, a fool, do you think you can escape? Hand speed is so fast......

I saw that Wubai Zhenren had just finished speaking, and the group message page immediately displayed:

"Misty White True Monarch was invited out of the Cloud Shadow Villa Experience Group!"

Followed by......

"Qinghu Sanren was invited to the Izumo Shadow Villa Experience Group!"

"The Medicine King Wushuang was invited to the Izumo Shadow Villa Experience Group!"

"Hammerhead Invincible is invited to the Izumo Shadow Villa Experience Group!"

……

All the people who snatched the red envelopes of the warrant just now were kicked out of the group one by one, and the administrator roared that Tianjun was really crazy!

Xu Qihao looked a little speechless, this roaring Tianjun should be the owner of some villa, just kicked the customers away, is it really okay?

It's really not only the advertising that is wonderful, but this marketing method is also weird enough.

Xu Qihao took a look at the list of groups and found that the administrator yelled at Tianjun and kicked out all the people in the group, and now only Yell Tianjun and himself are left in the group.

As soon as Xu Qihao wanted to quit the group, he saw Roaring Tianjun @ himself.

Roaring Celestial Monarch (Administrator): @琦浩欢迎新道友!

(The time background of this book is set in 2020, and there are some settings such as WeChat and QQ that are different from the current one, so don't delve into it!) New book, cheer up, cheer up! Pink and tender begging for a bag! ）