Chapter 0158, [Accept Kangxi as an apprentice]
As soon as he thought of the 100 million fine paid to the system, Zhu Jun couldn't wait to turn Wei Xiaobao's fake eunuch into a real eunuch, and see how he could still enjoy the blessings of Qi people and seven double stays and double flights.
The more he thought about it, the more Zhu Jun felt that only this method could solve the hatred in his heart.
In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, Zhu Jun went to a ready-to-wear shop selling traditional clothes in the Eastern District and chose a horse coat unique to the Qing Dynasty to put on his body. Although it looks a little nondescript on the body, it is also as good as a modern outfit to be scary.
As for how to find the eight forty-two chapter scriptures, Zhu Jun, who had read Lu Ding's memory several times since he was a child, was already familiar with it, and for him, it couldn't be simpler.
After getting ready, Zhu Jun immediately got up and traveled through time and space to the world of Lu Ding Ji.
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In the practice room, Zhu Jun yawned and sat on the beam of the vermilion lacquer room and looked at the two young men in eunuch costumes below.
The younger one is Wei Xiaobao, who came to Zhu Jun for help, and the other is about sixteen or seventeen years old, with a full heavenly court and a blessed face, but a young man with a sad face, who wants to be the young Xiao Kangxi.
"Little Guizi, you lost." I saw Kangxi push Wei Xiaobao down with one palm, fly on his stomach, and look up to the sky and smile.
"Your grandfather's, don't count, come again." Wei Xiaobao grabbed Kangxi's collar with both hands, pushed it backhand, pushed Kangxi down, and scuffled with the little emperor again.
"Little Guizi, you are cheating, look at the tricks........"
"Your grandfather's, come and come."
"Your grandfather's."
"Your grandfather's."
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At this glance, Zhu Jun was stunned to watch the two little children play at home, and after watching it for half an hour, he almost fell off the beam of the house several times because of dozing.
In the end, seeing that the two little guys were still in good spirits, it was a bit unfinished. Finally, I couldn't help it and jumped off the beam.
"Bang ......."
The figure that suddenly appeared startled the two little guys who were playing. At the same time shouted, "Who are you?" ”
Zhu Jun didn't finish in a hurry, walked to the place where the pastry was placed, picked up a petal-shaped, fragrant pastry and threw it into his mouth, "It's okay, it's good to ask." ”
"Who are you, so bold that you dare to trespass on the palace?" Xiao Kangxi turned his hands behind his back, glared at Zhu Jun angrily, and shouted.
"Huh." Zhu Jun smiled indifferently, and after eating another piece of pastry, he stared at Wei Xiaobao with a smile, "Xiao Guizi, I haven't seen you for two days, don't you know me?" ”
"Ahh Xiao Guizi was stunned, suddenly overjoyed, pointed at Zhu Jun and said, "You are the big shopkeeper of time and space?" ”
After speaking, seeing Zhu Jun nodded, he hurriedly turned his head to Xiao Kangxi and said, "Your Majesty, he is the helper I invited, the shopkeeper Zhu." ”
"Helper? What helper? You can't beat me, and you're still looking for help? Your grandfather's, foolish. Xiao Kangxi twisted Wei Xiaobao's ears and shouted.
"Ugh, aw....... Your grandfather's, let go. Wei Xiaobao opened Kangxi's hand, pinched his waist and said, "Your grandfather's, he is the one I found to help you deal with Aobai." ”
"What?" When Kangxi heard what Xiao Guizi said, he was stunned for a moment, pointed at Wei Xiaobao and frowned: "Why do you ....... this?" Ah! I told you to keep it a secret, how can you ........ Ay! ”
Zhu Jun watched the two chatting interestingly, and after eating the pastries on the plate, he said unsatisfied: "Why bother, who doesn't know that you have to deal with Aobai." I didn't expect that the dignified son of heaven of a country was actually afraid of a dog minion. ”
"Who said I was scared?" was provoked by Zhu Jun, Xiao Kangxi immediately retorted with his head held high, and as soon as his voice fell, he was deflated again, "I also want to be a Mingjun, but, can ......... But the power of worship is tilted towards the government and the opposition........."
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Zhu Jun casually, "Even if the emperor has no power or power, he should have the dignity of the emperor, the king of Diyi, it is indeed the king of Diyi, and it is useless." ”
"What do you say? You........ Aren't you afraid of killing your head? Kangxi was suddenly furious, and his angry little face was no better than pork liver.
"What? Am I wrong? All day long playthings are demoralized, and you are still in the world of cholera by rebels, are you worthy of sitting in this position? Zhu Jun shouted hatefully.
"You......... You ........" Xiao Kangxi trembled angrily, pointing at Zhu Jun who couldn't think of a rebuttal for a long time.
And, at this time, his little follower Wei Xiaobao stood up very righteously and shouted: "Why do you say that the emperor is a plaything, we practice martial arts every day, just to wait for the opportunity to find a place back." ”
"Martial arts? Just rely on the three-legged cat kung fu of the two of you? Zhu Jun was immediately happy.
"Shopkeeper Zhu, are you here to help or to dismantle the stage? Be careful, I'll report you again. Wei Xiaobao was not happy, and was busy threatening.
Zhu Jun's teeth itched with hatred, and he thought, boy, you take the seed.
Wait, when Lao Tzu is finished, I must turn you into a real eunuch.
"Hehe....... Zhu Jun suddenly smiled all over his face and said, "Little Guizi!" I don't love the house and the black! ”
"This is quite a bit of a look, you just said that our kung fu is not good, are you very good?" Wei Xiaobao saw that Zhu Jun was soft, and suddenly regained his majestic appearance, pointed at Zhu Jun and said.
"Well! I'm not too good. Zhu Jun smiled, reached out and grabbed a teacup on the table, pinched it gently, and suddenly became shattered, and the porcelain slag fell to the ground little by little along the fingers.
"That's amazing....... Can you teach us? Wei Xiaobao wiped his son shamelessly and said cheekily.
"Teach you?" Zhu Jun shook his head and smiled, "You can't learn my kung fu." ”
How do you know that as soon as the words fell, Xiao Kangxi puffed, knelt on his knees, and bowed: "Please ask the master to accept Xuanye as an apprentice." ”
"Your Majesty....... You're the emperor! How can you ......." Wei Xiaobao saw Kangxi kneeling down for Zhu Jun, and hurriedly squatted down to pull him up, but Kangxi waved his hand away.
"As long as I can kill that dog thief and return the world to peace, even if I want to die, I will not frown." Kangxi said very angrily.
"The dignified son of heaven can only dance with knives and guns, be an emperor, and become a martial artist." After Zhu Jun snorted, he paused before he crossed Erlang's legs and continued: "Ao Bai has my own shot, but the emperor has no choice but to practice kung fu to strengthen his body, you apprentice, I will accept it." ”
In fact, when he was ridiculed by Zhu Jun and said that he was going to deal with Aobai, Kangxi also dispelled the idea of apprenticeship. But as soon as he heard that Zhu Jun agreed to accept him as an apprentice, in order to learn a high level of martial arts self-defense, he also took the opportunity to worship and became Zhu Jun's apprentice.
As for what Xiao Kangxi still has in his heart, it is estimated that only he knows. To be continued.
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