It is not wrong to say that Wu Lao Er is an old man and shameless, and it is not wrong to catch Wu Sick in a hurry, and Wu Sick is called a miserable, and he can't be a hero if he is caught in the crotch, and the undefeated group of half-men and women in the East are not counted. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Whoa! Wu Lao Er, let go! Lao Tzu is going to die of pain! "I don't care if I'm still in mid-air, if a man doesn't have that guy, he's still a man, although Wu Lao Er is trying his best to hold on to Wu Illness, he is still strong and stomps on Wu Lao Er's face with one foot and kicks him down." You stinky boy is not righteous, Lao Tzu saw you fall and kindly pulled you, you don't admit it in the blink of an eye now, and kick the life-saving benefactor down, you are too much of a thing! ”

"let go! It hurts Lao Tzu to death! "Wu Lao Er seems to have recognized Wu Ai's little brother, and he doesn't catch anywhere, he grabs Wu Ai's lower body, and he doesn't let go no matter how he kicks it." Uncle, Uncle Wu! Are you okay to let go, I haven't got married yet, my old Wu family is my root, if you take me as a eunuch, my mother has to fight with you! ”

It may be that Wu's mother's reputation has worked, or it may be that Wu Lao'er's conscience has attacked, and he grabbed Wu Zhi's belt with another hand with teeth and claws, and flipped over with all his might, riding directly on Wu Zhi's body. Moaned out comfortably: "Damn, it's so cool, I haven't changed positions for a long time, that damn branch doesn't dare to move at all, and if you move it casually, it's like you're going to fall, it's so comfortable to be free!" ”

"Yes, it's indeed free, our free fall is almost over, Huang Mei won't do anything more, we're going to see Hades!" Wu Yi is trembling when he speaks, you didn't jump over the building, you don't know, this thing is completely different from a brain-dead game like bungee jumping, that thing looks dangerous, but the safety factor is actually very high, otherwise who would dare to play for you, but this is different, even if there is a safety rope, to the extent that Huang Mei is unreliable, he has a high chance of falling to his death!

There is no fog under the canyon, there is a rocky beach below, no joke, there are a lot of bones underneath, and there are even a lot of human skeletons, and some ancient swords, although they are almost rotten, but they can still be seen in their original appearance. This also shows another problem, Wu Yi and they are about to land, but Huang Mei still has no intention of pulling the rope, so he just straightened up!

"Ahhh Pull it! Wu Lao Er was crazy and desperately pulled the rope, looking at that strength, he probably wanted to pull Huang Mei down with him to be buried, the rope was instantly tightened, Wu Yi only felt that the rope he saw in his waist and abdomen was almost about to strangle himself in half, and Wu Lao Er's thin body was also heavy to death, as if he was going to crush himself to death.

In the end, it stopped, and the huge air impact stirred up a large cloud of dust, and Wu Yi and Wu Lao Er were surrounded by dust and coughed desperately. "Ahem! I thought we were dead! Wu Lao Er rolled off Wu Ill, it seems that the impact of what happened just now on him is not ordinarily big. Wu Yi is also coughing desperately, and there is already a strong smell of blood in his mouth, it is estimated that this is not light.

The back hurts very much, this is pressed by the force of Wu Lao Er when he falls, in Wu Xingyun's words, he is injured internally, but there is another thing to be thankful for, Wu Yi found that his nose can be used again.

"Your uncle's second Wu, Lao Tzu was almost crushed to death by you!" Wu Ill still can't get up, and is hanging in mid-air, like a king. Wu Lao Er sat up and patted Wu Yi and said with a smile: "Good boy really has you, Lao Tzu remembers your loyalty to the Lord this time, and I will definitely reward you greatly in the future!" "Fuck you! You explain to Lao Tzu why you want to arrest my little brother, it's still hurting to death! ”

"I'm not in a hurry, you don't know that the moment you fall, the branch will break, you came down at just the right time, not early or late, just when I fell, I grabbed something casually in this excitement, but your kid's "capital" is not small, and your daughter-in-law will be blessed in the future! Hey! "Men eat this set, and my second child's compliment made Wu Ill very useful, and most of his anger disappeared.

Huang Mei above didn't know what he was doing, but he hadn't pulled Wu Zhi up for a long time, which made Wu Yi wonder if he had been forgotten. The canyon was as I just said, it was very lively, and when Wu Lao Er was bored, he actually began to shuttle among the bones. Most of the bones were completely decayed, turning into fine dust at the slightest touch.

Wu Lao Er mainly took care of the human bones, and he still had a very excited expression on his face, and he had goosebumps when he saw Wu Ill. "What kind of nerves do you have, what's so nice about those dead people's bones, don't touch me with your hands later, I'm so unlucky!" Wu Lao Er didn't know what to take out of the ashes, he was blowing and wiping, and he saw the back molars with a smile.

"You're a happy fart, how long do you think you can live, and in a few years you will be completely ashes, and then you will be happy to come out!" "Why are you talking so ugly? Look what Lao Tzu has found! "Wu Lao Er is pinching a piece of jade pendant, which is a jade pendant with a hole in the middle of the circle. Wu Lao Er said excitedly: "You look at the color of this bag of pulp, it is the best choice, and it is hundreds of thousands as soon as it changes hands!" ”

"Hey, you're bluffing me, it's a piece of broken jade for hundreds of thousands? Don't be funny! Wu said disdainfully. Wu Lao Er's eyes looked at Wu Yi as if he was looking at a piece of, and said disdainfully: "At first glance, you are a layman, such a good jade is rare now, okay, this jade has grown flowers in the middle, it is obviously something that people wear, and it is worth a lot!" ”

"How do you understand that?" Wu Lao Er said embarrassedly: "You know, there are always times when you are short of money when you walk the rivers and lakes, which old rivers and lakes have never fished out of the way!" "So?" Wu Lao Er said righteously: "I don't call it tomb robbery!" I'm just going to borrow some money to spend, absolutely nothing else! "Fuck your uncle! If you have any bad things that you haven't done, when you die, Lao Tzu will level your grave! ”

Wu Lao Er shrugged his shoulders and said, "Whatever you want, it's good if you're happy, anyway, I don't care, let me see if there are any good things!" "Wu Lao Er is like a crazy groundhog, churning happily in the ashes or dust, sometimes jumping up happily, sometimes scolding, anyway, it looks wonderful, Wu Yi thinks that his mentality to rob the tomb, not to die is unscientific.

You see which one of the movies is not calm and calm, which one is like him, and if you don't get bitten to death by zongzi, you will be scared to death by him. Wu Lao Er seems to have found something good again, but this time he seems to be stuck, and he is gritting his teeth to pull something out.

At this moment, Wu Yi felt a tightness in his waist, and Huang Mei began to pull the rope! "Lao Wu, come up, Huang Mei is going to pull us up!" Wu Lao Er is a person who wants money and doesn't want to die, Wu Ao's illness has slowly begun to rise, and he is still working hard there, and he said with a hideous face: "Wait a minute, it's going to come out soon!" "Wu Ill has now crossed the top of Wu Lao's head, and he is tall enough to choke.

"Wait a fart! Lao Tzu can't control Huang Mei, you can wait for death here, don't expect Lao Tzu to go down to save you! "It's out!" Wu Lao Er held a ring, jumped up in two steps, Wu Yi stretched out a hand, and grabbed Wu Lao Er's hand dangerously. Wu Lao Er's monkey climbed onto Wu Zhi's back as dexterously, and he began to laugh obscenely as he rode it.

There are suddenly more feet in front of him, this is definitely not Wu Laoer's, this is a double skull foot, only bones and no flesh. Wu Yi couldn't help but scold: "Grass mud horse Wu Er, you brought something here!" "Oh, it's just a bone shelf, you see this ring is beautiful, and it's set with gems." A touch of emerald green flashed in front of him, and Wu Yi was taken back by Wu Lao Er before he could see what the ring looked like, as if he was afraid that Wu Yi would rob him.

"If you take the ring, you will take the ring, what the hell are you dragging a pair of dead people's bones up, you are so angry that you are dead, hurry up and throw it down for me!" "Oh, why do you care so much about these superstitions as a good young man in the 21st century, I took someone's ring and took him up to find a good place to bury it, this is called taking people's money and eliminating disasters with people, mutual benefit, it's a win-win situation!"

"Double your uncle! If you don't throw Lao Tzu again, I'll throw you down too! Wu Ill said that he really began to writhe, Wu Lao Er hurriedly hugged Wu Ill and said: "Don't get excited, okay, this ring is too tight for me to take off, you wait for us to go up and I'll drop it, it's a big deal, I'll buy half of the money!" "At least sixty percent!" "You're too dark... Okay, good, give you sixty percent! ”

Under the temptation of money, Wu Ill finally succumbed, although Wu Lao Er's character is not good, but when it comes to vision, he is definitely a grandmaster, according to him, whether it is an antique or not, you can see at a glance which dynasty it is, anyway, Wu Ill believes it.

After a while, Wu Lao Er began to make trouble again, and actually stepped on Wu Ai's back and began to jump! "If you want to die, jump straight down, Lao Tzu promises not to stop you!" "Didn't I want to get my phone back?" As he slowly ascended, Wu saw the smartphone lying flat on a small protrusion. "Anyway, why do you call you, sometimes you answer and sometimes you don't?"

Wu Lao Er was silent for a while and said, "My phone dropped here when I was hanging on a branch." Wu Yi was surprised: "Then how did you answer the phone?" Stones? Can't it be that your phone seems to need finger sensing, right? Wu Lao Er sighed and said melancholy: "It is indispensable to receive a call, first of all, you have to call, secondly, I have urine, and then there is no wind energy to pee the answer button!" ”

Wu Yi was silent for a long time: "...... Lao Wu, you are the most disgusting person I have ever seen, there is no one! (To be continued.) )