Chapter 1 Old Man Gao and Li Liubing

L City, No. 1 Senior High School, Senior High School Teaching Building, Fourth Afternoon Class. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Li Liubing, Li Liubing."

"Li Liubing! It's time to eat! ”

Li Liubing, who was playing chess with Zhou Gong, woke up in shock, tilted his head and looked at the 45-degree angle in front of the right, that is, the place where the voice came from, and the first thing that caught Li Liubing's eyes was a boxy, about 1 meter high and about half a meter wide.

There are some teaching supplies such as chalk boxes and chalkboard erasers on wooden objects. I'm sure you've guessed what it is, yes, it's a lectern, a very simple lectern, but behind the lectern stands a person who doesn't look simple.

This is a very short middle-aged man, about 150 centimeters. Although he was very short, his belly was surprisingly large, almost half the length of his height. If you look up at his huge belly, you will find a head that is not commensurate with his fat figure, it is a very small head, so small that if a short-sighted man were to stand a little farther away at night and see him, he would probably think that he had seen a headless demon and would be frightened of a heart attack.

The top of the head of this little head has shown a semi-desertification situation, and there is a tendency to change to desertification at any time. But it is such a head, but the facial features on it are arranged very properly, especially the pair of eyes that are the size of soybeans, which often shine with wisdom. This combination of contradictions makes him seem very spiritual, and he has to sigh at the miracle of nature's creation. At this moment, what flickered in the little soybean eyes was a flame, a flame of anger, which made people dare not look directly. This middle-aged man is Gao Fei, the head teacher and Chinese teacher of Li Liubing's class.

It's a funny name, the same name as the silly and very kind cartoon dog character in "Mickey Mouse". But this Gao Fei is a person who likes to pick bones in eggs, because of his sour personality and his premature appearance, everyone calls him Gao Old Man behind his back.

Everyone is a little afraid of him, especially when the old man is angry, he will have a special temperament, which is a terrifying momentum. No one knows where this momentum comes from. Now, Old Man Gao is releasing this momentum. There was silence in the class, and no one dared to touch the old man's moldy head at this time.

"Li Liubing, please fill in this blank." At this moment, the old man Gao pointed to the blackboard behind him, stared at the small soybean eyes that were shining with angry flames, and said word by word to the student in front of him who was in a trance, and saliva was still flowing down the corners of his mouth.

Although Old Man Gao was a little scary now, Li Liubing, who was sleeping in a daze, was immune to this momentum. "Well...... Li Liubing vaguely agreed to the old man standing behind the lectern, and then looked at the blackboard, only to see an ancient Chinese fill-in-the-blank question written on the blackboard: "If you are poor, you will be alone, and you will __________." ”

It was the "Mencius" that they had just reviewed. This text has been passed in the college entrance examination over the years, so Li Liubing is very familiar with it, if it is in a normal state, he will never answer it wrong, but unfortunately, now he does not belong to the "normal state". When Li Liubing is in a half-asleep state, he likes to talk nonsense. Unfortunately, he is now in such a state. So he didn't think about it, so he blurted out: "If you are rich, you have a group of wives and concubines." ”

The classmates burst into laughter, only the old man Gao combed the few hairs, and looked like "sure enough", it was obvious that he was very clear about Li Liubing's habit. He sneered and said to Li Liubing: "Classmate Li Liubing, it's the fifth time, this is the fifth time this week that you have been caught sleeping in class by me, and you have half a month to take the college entrance examination, how can you be admitted to a key university if you are still in this state?" Don't tell me you're all over the night in the cantilever and reading at night? ”

"That's what it was." Li Liubing, who finally came to his senses, muttered dissatisfiedly.

"Yo drink, dare to talk back? It seems that it is not possible to give you a profound ideological education, so after school, come to my office and you can sit down. ”

"Quack, you're finished, Old Man Gao will definitely skin you, pull your tendons, gnaw your bones, and eat your heart...... But don't worry, buddy, I'll collect your body. Li Liubing's tablemate Wu Da gloated and said to Li Liubing, who was sitting down.

"Die." Li Liubing glanced at Wu Da.

Wu Da is Li Liubing's iron buddy, he has been in the same class with Li Liubing from the first grade of primary school to the third grade of high school, although he likes to fight Li Liubing more verbally, but he is still very righteous at critical moments.

"Who told you to have two sisters who are like flowers, you must be tossing and turning late every night, right? The peony flower dies, and it is also a ghost to be a ghost. Wahahaha~~~~" Wu Da continued to hit Li Liubing.

Li Liubing lowered his head and looked at the textbook by himself, not bothering to pay attention to this friend who was in YY.

Now let's get to know the protagonist of our story, Li Liubing. Li Liubing, 18 years old, 179 cm tall and weighs 60 kg. Yan is like Song Yu, looks better than Pan An, eyes are like stars, face is like crown jade, dignified appearance, heroic face, burly figure, graceful young man...... (ahem...... These adjectives have nothing to do with him) He can be regarded as a good facial feature at best, a little handsome. Unmarried (I don't think there is a need to introduce this article, right?) is a junior in high school who is about to take the college entrance examination.

For Li Liubing, a senior high school student with a very healthy physical and mental development, in addition to worrying about exams like most students, he also has a trouble, and the root of his troubles is his own family. He has twin sisters, and they are a pair of beautiful women, if that's all there is to it, the problem is that he is not related to his two sisters, and the relationship between the two sisters and him is ...... (The ellipsis represents what you want to go, don't be too evil, quack)

Li Liubing's father, Li Jing, is a small section chief, and he and his twin mother Mu Ying are remarried. When Li Liubing was 5 years old, the mother of the twins married her 6-year-old twins. There is no bloody scene in a third-rate TV series where the stepmother beats and scolds the child and finally turns against her, the stepmother treats Li Liubing very well and treats him as her own child. The stepmother also works in the canteen of the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, and has a good relationship with Li Liubing's father, Li Jing, and Li Liubing and his two sisters have played together since childhood, and they are closer than many sisters and brothers. But as time passed, the family relationship between sisters and brothers has changed its flavor...... So Li Liubing's biggest worry now is: Is it better to go home or not to go home......

Okay, now let's get down to business and continue our story.

The time of a class passed quickly, the bell rang for the end of school, and the students walked out of the classroom with their schoolbags on their backs. Li Liubing sighed, said goodbye to Wu Da, who was still smirking, picked up his schoolbag and walked towards Old Man Gao's office......