Chapter 18: Two Tigers
Scratch it, scratch it, as long as you don't touch other places, let Teacher Su ravage, you scratch yours and I eat me without interfering with each other, and you still take advantage of yourself. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Although the feathers of the parrot are soft and dense compared to the prince's body, they are not bad to the touch. Teacher Su, who had a good time for a while, did not disturb the lemon to eat, and sat on the piano bench and played a familiar simple children's rhyme.
When the tune of the two tigers ran out, Han Yun had the urge to stay away immediately, and if he couldn't understand Teacher Su's purpose, he had really lived for so many years in vain.
Is it too late to leave? Han Yun was worried that he would not be able to hide from the fifteenth day of junior high school, and Mr. Su was at home during the holidays, except for the daily exercise and grocery shopping, he looked very leisurely, and he couldn't sit still if he didn't toss something.
Thinking about it carefully, it is not difficult to come to the conclusion, who let himself be a parrot, and replace it with a prince who is sleepy on the windowsill, Teacher Su is not so leisurely, Han Yun is in a dilemma at the moment, and he suddenly finds that he is so hard.
Forget it, don't you just sing a childish nursery rhyme, and don't lose a piece of meat, think about the benefits as practicing your ability to speak, sometimes it's really useless to come to this thing, don't get used to it, it's enough to see where the cheeky argument comes from.
Do you know the meaning of listening to string songs? Han Yun turned his mind, he stopped eating two cherries, he ate the same fruit every day, he would still get tired of eating too much, don't look at it as a fruit, eat three meals a day, it is a person who can't stand it.
It's not that the more you live, the more picky you become, Han Yun defended himself, experts don't often say that fruits and vegetables have to be eaten together in order to have balanced nutrition. Having said that, my unremitting exercise has not only increased my strength, but also increased the amount of food, and my weight is naturally higher than that of eclectic parrots of the same age and species.
According to Duan Mingzhan's meaning, he is heavier again, not fat, Han Yun deliberately looked in the mirror for this, and did not find that he was in a horizontal development trend, but he was very reluctant to be a fat bird and be seen as a joke.
After playing a song, Mr. Su looked for a feeling, looked up and saw Lemon standing there as if in a daze, so he asked, "Don't eat it, come and wipe your paws." "Knowing that lemons love cleanliness, I went to get odorless wipes.
"Is it okay to teach you to sing?" Mr. Su once saw other people's parrots singing on the Internet, and learned that parrots are particularly sensitive to songs, and will listen to fast-paced tunes and dance to fast-paced tunes as if they were entertaining.
Although there is no parrot in my own home, there is one in the student's house upstairs, and I happened to come to the house today, and I am unwilling to give it a try without looking at this opportunity.
I knew it was going to be like this! Han Yun couldn't complain, his eyes looked up at Bai Huahua's ceiling and sighed, he hoped that Teacher Su was just a whim, and it must not evolve into a hobby, and it would definitely be himself who would suffer like that, and he would tear tears of sympathy for the events he was about to face.
"Come, come, I'll teach you, it's easy to learn." Teacher Su sat down and raised a scale, played half a sentence and sang while playing, "Two tigers, two tigers." He looked up and motioned for Lemon to sing along.
Han Yun secretly slandered, Teacher Su is okay at teaching, but teaching a parrot to sing is really far behind, and it is strange that a real parrot can understand it.
Of course, Han Yun can't just open his mouth, even if Mr. Su is not surprised, he has to be tossed to death by his own stupidity, will he imitate it, I have watched a lot of videos on the Internet, and now I turn my head and change my position, my mood is completely opposite, and I am also fatal!
"Two tigers, two tigers." Teacher Su started to pay attention to lemons while singing, hugged and patiently taught each other to sing, over and over again.
In the fourth time, Han Yun was tired of hearing it, so he quickly opened his mouth to stop Teacher Su's heart to sing again, "Two tigers." "It's a way of reading rather than singing, hey, it's so tiring to pretend!
"Yes, yes, again." It was already good to be able to say it clearly, and Mr. Su continued the idea of teaching parrots to sing with great interest.
"Two tigers, two tigers, run fast." Teacher Su really hopes that the clever lemon can learn this nursery rhyme.
Han Yun chose to squat on the piano cover, the reason why he was not too tired to stand with squatting, and he adjusted his posture in time to seek his own comfort.
Don't think that there is no difference between the two, the bird has two claws, the little short legs can't bend, and standing and squatting are not the same? Then you can think wrongly, in layman's terms, you can see the legs when you stand, you can only see the claws when you squat, the legs are hidden in the abdominal feathers, and the whole is in a round posture, just like people, you can go back and figure it out for yourself if you don't understand.
Teacher Su taught him well, Han Yun sang boringly, listless Yinghe, acting is really not done by people, I admire those stars in the entertainment industry, and any role can be easily used.
The song of the two tigers was just a few sentences, and after teaching for an hour, Mr. Su got up to drink water, and did not forget to bring some lemons.
"Next, let's sing the whole song together and follow me." Mr. Su tirelessly played the tune that he could play with his eyes closed.
sang so hard that Han Yun was so exhausted that he wanted to escape, if it weren't for Mr. Su's great efforts not to give up, he really had no credit and hard work, and he would have been entertained by Caiyi, and there was absolutely no second time, and if he was caught, he would have found a piece of tofu and killed him as soon as possible.
After singing it weakly, Han Yun, who was praised by Teacher Su again and again, couldn't get the slightest excitement in his heart, just thinking about when it would end, and he needed to change his mood.
"Wait, I'm going to get the VCR and save a memorable video." Mr. Su felt extremely accomplished, ran out and ran back, set up the camera, and pointed the lens at the protagonist Lemon, and used himself as a foil to enter the mirror.
"Record it for your master." Teacher Su plans to wait for her wife to come back and show her the results of her teaching in the morning. If Duan Mingzhan doesn't mind, he can also post it on the Internet to show off. Other people's parrots can sing and dance, and their own are no problem, completely classifying lemons to their own territory, and they don't see it at all.
Shoot it, shoot it, I won't accompany you for the last time, Han Yun flapped his wings and flew out of the room after singing for the last time, and went straight to the windowsill and ran out.
"Well, why did you fly away and stay for dinner at noon?" Surprised by Lemon's sudden move, Mr. Su caught up with him, no matter what he called, Lemon just didn't come back, think about it, and go back to the room to inspect the short story just recorded.
I didn't expect the first recording to be very smooth, looking at the lemon singing with a milky voice in the camera, the smile couldn't help but expand infinitely, and I never got tired of watching it over and over again.
Duan Mingzhan came back at noon, and Mr. Su hurriedly called someone, handed the other party a USB flash drive to inform him that there was a video of lemon singing in it, and asked if he could upload it to the Internet, and he would not disclose other private information. This sense of confidentiality Mr. Su still knows.
Duan Mingzhan agreed without thinking about it, after all, it took a lot of effort for Teacher Su to teach Lemon to sing, so why not meet Teacher Su's not too much request.
"Lemon is just playful, I won't do it after learning a song, I'll teach it when I have time." Teacher Su is especially brewing a plan to teach Lemon more nursery rhymes.
"I'm sorry to trouble Mr. Su." Duan Mingzhan expressed his gratitude, he didn't have time to teach, and he was naturally happy to let go of someone to teach.
Han Yun fortunately returned home early, if he saw the scene in front of him and the content of the dialogue, it would not be difficult to guess the follow-up, and he would definitely scold Duan Mingzhan for selling himself without knowing anything behind his back, although the words were a little ugly, the truth was like this, don't think about quibbling.
When he got home, the USB flash drive was plugged into the computer, and when he clicked on the play, the sound of lemons came out, Duan Mingzhan watched it twice with interest, and looked up to see where the lemon was.
"It's a good song, keep up the good work." Duan Mingzhan praised the lemon, saved the video, and remembered to return the USB flash drive to Mr. Su before leaving tomorrow.
"Persistence is the key to doing everything." Duan Mingzhan stretched out his hand to rub the soft hair of the lemon, and went to make lunch in a good mood, and fried the beef for the first time to comfort the little singing expert.
Han Yun rolled his big eyes and didn't bother to pay attention to Duan Mingzhan, who was going crazy, insisted on a fart, and didn't want to toss himself to sing again! It's not okay to give meat to eat, and I make up my mind to bite the meat and hate it.
The click-through rate of the video posted on the Internet was not high at the beginning, because it was new to this shooting platform, and Mr. Su also heard about it from others before registering, and he usually only watched other people's pets sell cuteness, and he never uploaded a video he shot himself, so the popularity is naturally not higher than others.
Mr. Su doesn't care about these, since he filmed that video, he has the idea of filming his own prince, everyone shoots the daily life of their pets, it seems to be unremarkable, but it is a different kind of fun, after talking to his wife, he is full of motivation, and he is not too tired to follow the prince's ass all day long and hold his mobile phone to shoot for an hour.
At first, Mr. Su also wanted to teach Lemon to sing, but he was unwilling to live or die, so he had to give up, but now that he has a new shooting plan, he no longer insists on teaching singing.
At the beginning, Han Yun was photographed, and he was not used to being stared at the whole time wherever he went, seeing that the prince was so calm and calm, why didn't he even mind being photographed when he went to the toilet, and his turbulent and uncomfortable mood was calmed down.
Teacher Su, who is self-hypnotic and takes pictures with his mobile phone, is a transparent person, and the situation has improved in another way, and he doesn't feel breathless, Han Yun let out a sigh of relief, lamenting that pets have no human rights and privacy, and they can't get insurance, so what can they do, they can only admit it.
Mr. Su opened the website again to upload the video taken that day, and was surprised to find that few people clicked on it before, and the lemon singing video was pushed to the homepage by netizens.
At the moment, he ingeniously changed the name of the platform he established to Lemon and Prince, uploaded the video on his mobile phone, and the more people clicked and forwarded, the more he was photographed, the more he was loved, and the satisfaction he got from the Internet spontaneously arose, and he became more determined to continue to shoot more, better and more interesting videos, bringing joy to more people who love animals.
One day, Teacher Su mentioned to Duan Mingzhan that lemons were famous, and Han Yun, who was standing on the side, didn't believe it at all when he heard it, and secretly wondered what a parrot could be named for.
What's the benefit of being famous? I don't think I can afford money, so what's there to be happy about. Looking at Teacher Su, who was dancing with his eyebrows and telling about the interesting messages of some netizens on the Internet, Han Yun was very reluctant to discourage the other party's enthusiasm, so he simply kept silent and pretended to turn a blind eye and a deaf ear.
Duan Mingzhan was very interested in this, and asked Mr. Su for the address of the website, and went back to take a good look, he didn't know that the lemon had been photographed for a lot of daily life.
Life is still going on, on this day, Duan Mingzhan called Lemon to go shopping in the supermarket, and Han Yun, who was squatting on the soft mat, couldn't help but sigh, and finally replaced the second-hand broken bicycle with a brand-new small electric with a basket.
When he came out of the supermarket, he met Duan Mingzhan's former classmate, and the two stood next to him and chatted a few words, Han Yun listened lazily, as if he was talking about stocks, anyway, it didn't matter to him, so he didn't have the patience to listen, so he flew to the carport first and waited.
When he got home, Duan Mingzhan took out his tablet to check the information, and said to the lemon who rubbed over, "My classmate, the person I met at the door of the supermarket, did not have a bad academic performance, and did not continue to take the exam after graduation, I thought he went directly to work in the hospital, but today I figured out that the other party actually changed careers!" When I first heard the news, I was shocked and emotional.
Han Yun jumped onto Duan Mingzhan's legs, stretching his neck to scratch, his claws were too short to reach the hair on his head and neck, and the feathers in other places could be combed by themselves, and there was someone to help in this place.
Han Yun said in his heart what is there to make a fuss about, people who study medicine do not necessarily have to be doctors after graduation, look at the current situation when the hospital is overcrowded. After entering, you have to work as a temporary worker for many years, and the doctor-patient relationship is so tense, if you want to eat without exquisite craftsmanship, who can look down on you, it is not easy to survive.
Duan Mingzhan tickled Lemon as he continued the unfinished topic, "Do you know what he does now?" ”
I know it's up to you! Han Yun showed a disdainful little look, but unfortunately because of the relationship between hanging his head, Duan Mingzhan couldn't see it at all.
"He went to learn how to trade stocks with a senior in the finance department who was two seniors above us." Duan Mingzhan casually asked about the other party's current work, and the other party said bluntly, the shock at that time was no less than a seventh-level storm, a person with a scalpel who studied medicine, left home halfway to learn to speculate in stocks, it sounded like a joke, there was a sense of unreality stepping on cotton, and it was so unbelievable that the listener was dumbfounded and unable to understand.
What's there, personal hobbies are different. Han Yun replied in his heart, maybe that person's psychological tolerance is not as sincere as it seems on the surface, and he has already repelled the corpse, and it is more likely that it was the will of his parents to study medicine at the beginning, and it was forced on that person's body, as soon as he graduated, he jumped into the sky and let the birds fly, and his nature was naturally unwilling to be controlled and manipulated by his parents, and of course he could do whatever he wanted to take back his free body!
It may also be because the other party can't do it in the internship hospital, as the old saying goes, where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and it is a common thing to praise the high and step on the low.