Jieku is a good fool, Hua Murong pulled out hundreds of thousands of taels of silver from Jieku's mouth in just a few words. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info Then, Su Xiaomeng and Hua Murong were embarrassed to carry out drastic reforms to the heavenly realm.

First of all, paste the Spring Festival couplets.

It is very difficult to mobilize all the immortal families to post Spring Festival couplets in their own houses, and there are three reasons. First, the immortals never buy Spring Festival couplets. Second, the immortals feel that the Spring Festival couplets are difficult to tear and troublesome. Third, sticking Spring Festival couplets is detrimental to the spotless, white and noble temperament of the heavenly realm.

Su Xiaomeng really wanted to complain, for the sake of the Mao Immortal Family, do you have to squat in the heavenly realm without touching the joy of the world? The whole world is on holiday, the whole world is in a hurry, but the heavenly realm is very cold and serious.

Is it difficult to tear the Spring Festival couplets? Oh, I'll go, immortals, are you kidding me? Immortals, have you forgotten that you have divine powers! Isn't the little finger hook hooking the couplet coming down on its own?

What is the meaning of sticking Spring Festival couplets that are detrimental to the white and noble temperament of the heavenly realm? Who is that, Erlang Shenjun, your backyard has not been cleaned for eight hundred years, and the grass that grows is taller than a tree, is this the noble temperament of the heavenly realm?

And the god of food, how many years has the bottom of the pot in your kitchen not been brushed? The ash at the bottom of the pot can be used to build the city wall, and it is white and noble, and I am also drunk!

And that Jade Emperor, could you please not raise some divine birds and other animals in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace? When all the immortals went to court, they could be pecked on the head by some unknown object, which really didn't match the serious atmosphere of the heavenly realm!

The immortals don't stick to the Spring Festival couplets alive or dead, which really makes it difficult for Hua Murong.

Hua Murong touched his chin and pondered, do you want him to carry a big knife and threaten the immortals one by one: Do you stick it or not? I don't stick to labor and capital, and I cut you!

No, no, no! This is too rogue! He is an otherworldly god, how could he do such a vulgar act?

Do you want to be tempted with beauty? As long as the immortals who paste the Spring Festival couplets can get the autograph of the only surviving ancient god in this world and the first beauty in the heavenly realm, Mu Rong!

Oops, I'll go! This is a self-depreciation! No! He doesn't want it!

Hua Mu Rong thought about it, but he couldn't think of a way, his delicate face floated with deep sorrow, and his handsome eyebrows were twisted tighter and tighter like twisted flowers.

The little fox gloated, and deliberately squeezed the flowers and trees while eating melon seeds: "Ouch, hey, the weather is so good today, my heart is very comfortable, nothing is light, it's really comfortable~~"

Hua Murong frowned tightly, and glared at the little fox fiercely after listening to the little fox's words, his eyes were full of warnings: I will beat you again blindly!

The little fox saw Hua Murong glaring at him, smiled even more happily, and sighed vigorously that the weather was so good today, and that appearance made Hua Murong want to smoke him.

Su Xiaomeng saw that the little fox was bullying Hua Murong so much, she couldn't stand it anymore, and she opened the little fox's mouth and was about to pick the melon seeds in the little fox's mouth: "Little fox!" Don't eat it, this is what the master peeled for me, and if you eat it again, I'll let you spit it all out! ”

The little fox hurriedly stretched out his paws to cover his mouth, and the big eyes of the thief turned a few times, and the corners of his mouth snickered.

Hua Murong reacted at this time, he said why his apprentices ate melon seeds so quickly, and their feelings were swallowed by that little beast!

Okay, you little fox, he won't believe in flowers if he doesn't kill you!

Hua Mu Rong frowned, looked at the little fox with an unkind expression, and then stretched out his big hand to lift the little fox's neck, and then flicked it gently, and the little fox flew straight out in a parabola.

Huh? Huh? Huh? How did it fly? The little fox looked at his empty body for some reason, and looked around expectantly, his face dazed and cute. It wasn't until he saw Hua Murong's under-flattened face that the little fox suddenly reacted, feeling that he was thrown away by Hua Murong!

I went, and was actually thrown away! The little fox grinded his teeth in anger, but before the teeth were finished, the little fox had already disappeared from Hua Murong's sight.

Hua Mu Rong clapped his hands with satisfaction, and his mood was instantly crooked, oops, it was really fun to dispose of a nasty little beast!

Su Xiaomeng saw that Hua Murong threw the little fox, and couldn't help but persuade: "Master, the little fox is just a child, why should you bother with it?" ”

She doesn't understand, the master has lived for tens of thousands of years, why is he still bothering with a fox?

Hua Murong raised his chin and said righteously: "What is a child?" A child is called a child. Is a little fox a human? No! So, it's not a child, it's just a little brute at best. ”

Well, you're handsome, you have the final say.

Su Xiaomeng pursed her lips and said helplessly: "Forget it, master, you are also a child, the same as the little fox, I don't expect you to tolerate the little fox." ”

The master is a child, the little fox is a child, and Yingxiaoshu is a child...... Yes, the people in this Murong Hall are all children! One day, she will tear down the plaque of this Murong Hall and replace it with a kindergarten, she will be a teacher and teach a litter of children!

Okay, let's get back to business. All the immortals boycotted the Spring Festival couplets, so how to make the immortals willingly paste the Spring Festival couplets?

Su Xiaomeng is not a good man and a woman, and directly suggested to Hua Murong: "Master, since all the immortals are unwilling to post Spring Festival couplets, it is better to let the immortals who do not agree to paste the Spring Festival couplets punish them for helping the immortals who agree to paste the Spring Festival couplets?" ”

"Nani ???" Three big question marks popped up above Hua Murong's head, Hua Murong blinked his eyes and looked at Su Xiaomeng very seriously: "Apprentice, are you talking about tongue twisters?" ”

What kind of tongue twister, is she discussing national affairs with him? Su Xiaomeng rolled her eyes and looked at Hua Murong helplessly: "Master, don't tell the apprentice that you don't understand." ”

Hua Mu nodded solemnly: "I really don't understand for the teacher." Why don't you say it again? ”

Well, the IQ of the master is like the line chart, and there are even occasional disconnections. It's okay, just get used to it.

Su Xiaomeng calmed his tone and slowly explained to Hua Murong word by word, Hua Murong listened, his eyes sparkled, good idea, why didn't he think of it?

Hua Murong looked at Su Xiaomeng with a smile, like a sunflower.

Hua Murong cleared his throat and asked very seriously: "Apprentice, for the sake of the teacher, do you want to punish those immortals who don't agree to post couplets?" If anyone does not agree, he shall pay ten denarii. ”

Ten taels of silver? Master, how did you have the courage to shout this price? A couplet is less than one tael of silver, and you will be fined ten taels of silver for this penalty, and it is strange that the immortals don't kill you! (To be continued.) )