This weekend, Xiao Soft and Miao Miao, the two eldest ladies who don't see the head and tail of the dragon, are finally willing to take me to KTV Hi Song and go to a big meal to heal the wounds, most of the girls half a month ago, I just fell out of love when I looked for the two of them to cry, and both of them threw me a sentence: Go home and cry for two days, cry for two days and it's fine. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

What a girlfriend for ten thousand years! Neglected me for more than half a month, before I remembered to summon me, I was not going to ignore them and ignore them and spurn them deeply, but as soon as I heard that there was something delicious, I couldn't, please forgive me for seeing and hating, my position was not very easy to defend, especially in front of food and desserts.

Miao Miao fiddled with her iPad while looking at the cheesecake Black Forest Tiramisu on the table, and said sadly why I ate as much food as a pig, but I was as thin as a bamboo pole. I replied to her mercilessly that I am willing, but the result was a very serious consequence that she mercilessly raised her hand to take a picture of my brain, and quickly sent a scarf and proudly Aite me and Xiao Soft, Xiao Soft also lost no time in commenting: Xiangxiang said, I want to be fat like a pig so that I will not be bullied by stinky men!

For the next half a day, I was helplessly begging Miao Miao to delete the scarf, and Xiao Soft gloated that if I didn't listen to them, I would forward ** and Aite's eternal bastard and her 45-degree little sad girlfriend, I was really completely defeated by them, and she even paid attention to the scarf of that bastard's current girlfriend! It's too perverted!

Don't you just listen to them? Can you still sell me? After a painful struggle I decided to compromise and then I found out I was wrong! I was really wrong! I shouldn't have come to see them in the first place, if I didn't come to see them, I wouldn't have been treated by them, if I hadn't invited them, I wouldn't have ordered so many things and eaten wildly, if I hadn't eaten wildly, I wouldn't have been taken so brain-dead photos, and I wouldn't have been scarved without these things, and then I wouldn't have been forced to go on a blind date......

The other party is a friend of Miao Miao's colleague, a native of Shanghai who can be in moderate shape and has a good career, it is said that he is a very innocent and good-tempered person, and getting along well must be a rare good husband. I was brainwashed by Xiao Soft and Miao Miao again and again, and it suddenly dawned on me that I was calculated by the two of them! I can be strong and invincible in front of men, but I am always vulnerable in front of women, especially these two great immortals! In desperation, I met at the café on Sunday morning, and I deliberately wore a very dark and conservative tone, and I also found a pair of black-rimmed glasses to wear!

"You're okay, your skin is average, but I don't like it if you're too thin, you know it's not good for you to be too thin, and I think you don't look good, you're often on fire, right? It's all caused by being too thin, and you have to pay attention to conditioning. I looked at the so-called "moderately good-looking" big-faced fat paper opposite me expressionlessly, with a local accent and a critical look like I was picking my favorite cabbage.

"Although I'm 27 years old, there are a lot of little girls chasing around me, you are 25 this year, but it doesn't look like it, don't people in the countryside look old? Oh, don't get me wrong, I don't mean to look down on rural people, you know I'm from Shanghai, I have only one child in my family, and our family is generally only three houses, so it won't be mine in the future. I don't mind finding a little girl from the countryside, but you can't bring relatives to live in the house, I don't like the mess at home, and you know that I'm a Virgo, and I'm a man who loves cleanliness very much......"

"Have you said enough?" I swear I really can't take it anymore!

"Huh? Oh, I'm a bit talkative, I'm sorry I'm a very talkative person, so I want my girlfriend to be calmer, of course, not as silent as you, you're a little bit introverted. Of course, I'm not saying that I didn't like you, but if you want to be with me, then you have to work harder! ”

"Smack!" I didn't think I would have the courage to slap my palm on the table! "Don't you look in the mirror and see what virtues you have? Do you fancy me? I'd rather die on the steps of the square outside than have the slightest connection with someone like you!" ”

"Nong's brain? I've seen a lot of rural girls like you who want to change their lives by marrying Shanghainese, and none of them are as arrogant as you. ”

"If the old lady wants to marry a rich man, will she choose you, a strange man with a lack of brains? Do you think that if there are three broken houses, the socialist aristocracy is rich and handsome? If the old lady wants to kill you in a sugar daddy every minute, you can spend tens of millions of dollars without blinking your eyes, and the brand-name cosmetics bag will throw you in the face every minute and pick it up for you to take home and play by yourself! Don't look at your five big and three thick old sauerkraut face, and many little girls like you, like you with a shemale temperament and a sissy accent, right? Besides, what's wrong with us rural people? If there is no labor in our face of the loess and our backs to the sky, you will **** go! My mother has been a farmer for a lifetime, and I won't look down on a strange species of your level, if it weren't for the fact that you were introduced by my friend, believe it or not, I would spray you to death with a mouthful of water today! ”

"Nong's neuropathy wow!" It is estimated that he was frightened by my continuous complaints, and he didn't know how to respond for a while, so he cursed me with a hideous face!

"You're insane! I can't even speak Mandarin well, and I have a dialect and a face here! Where can you stay for me! ”

"You crazy woman! Nong's brain is sick! He stood up a little trembling angrily, thinking that if he dared to hit me, I would shout for help, indecent murder, and a series of words that caused panic among the public, anyway, I let it out!

Who knew that after standing there and vibrating himself for a few seconds, he raised his little orchid fingers and dragged his bag vigorously, then kicked the table viciously to demonstrate to me, and then raised his foot and walked away quickly! I was left alone in a daze, and for a few seconds I was puzzled that he let me go! Does he still have the only remaining quality that tells him not to care about women? Later, I realized that I was too naïve, and that was actually the only bit of reason he had left, telling him that this woman was crazy, and it was not too late to stay here for ten years to take revenge!

At this time, the whole café is quiet!! When I came back to my senses, my face quickly became hot after realizing this situation, and I was really ashamed! I really understand what it means to hate and can't find a crack in the ground to get into!

"Well, the waiter pays." I tried to calm myself down and tried to get out of the scene.

The waiter who came over was still a handsome little guy with clear eyebrows, and my face was even hotter! The handsome little guy looked at me with a smile and told me that it was 70 in total, and I quickly lowered my head and went through my wallet. At this time, a foreman came and kindly said that I would be exempted, I smiled at her embarrassedly, decisively put a hundred yuan on the table, said "thank you" and ran away......