Chapter 158: Pickled Chicken Group
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Yang Jian has always been empty-eyed, but here he has hit walls everywhere, and he is extremely unhappy.
Iron Man: I'm talking about your pet dog, don't think of yourself.
Jiro God: ......
Whether it is a human being or a god, the most helpless thing is to sit in the right seat.
Erlang God's mood at the moment is more painful than fucking.
Tang Sanzang: Iron pimple, the poor monk is starting to like you.
Iron Man: I like women more than monks.
Tang Sanzang: Poor monks like scriptures more than men.
Although Tang Seng and Iron Man have different ways, they are chatting extremely happily at the moment.
Wei Wuji didn't bother to pay attention to Yang Jian anymore, put on his cloak, climbed down from the hotel building, and hurried to the hospital.
Bao Xuezheng was only beaten badly, and his whole body was scarred, but fortunately there was no fatal injury, and the most important thing was that his head was unscathed.
Coming out of the hospital, Wei Wuji called Hua Meijing and asked Hua Meijing to find twenty more security guards, the company's security was weak, and it was indeed his negligence.
Even if it is done without leakage, but Hua Liangchen's death, Hua Zhongfei will definitely not hesitate and directly deduct it from him.
Hua family!
Wei Wuji couldn't help but feel a big head, as if killing Hua Liangchen was too reckless, which would only lead to the Hua family's crazy revenge.
Each of the four major families in Shenzhou is stronger than what appears on the surface.
Hua Fu, who followed Xia Zhongru's side, defected from the Hua family, and he was already a strong man in the middle stage of foundation building, which shows that although the four major families are not immortal cultivation families, the high-level members of the clan are by no means idle.
However, it is useless to think more, so let's see the tricks!
In the Grim Reaper red envelope group, Yang Jian had already blown up his lungs.
Wei Wuji saw that people kept circling him, so he had to click in to see it, it was all done by Yang Jian, although his tone was somewhat loose, but it was still a lofty posture.
If you don't want to pay anything, you can take back the butterfly fairy clothes, and there is nothing so beautiful in daydreaming.
Wei Wuji: Erlang God, the elixir of the thirty gourd Taishang Laojun, go find it!
Erlang God: It's a beautiful thought, no wonder you are the only one who can play so well with the monkey.
Wei Wuji: Then if you want the butterfly fairy clothes, you can get them yourself, but I don't guarantee whether the fairy clothes will still be there in a few days.
Erlang God: Wei Wuji, don't mess around!
Whooling Dog: Whew!
At that time, Brother Monkey asked the second senior brother to find him, but he took great pains, as long as Iron Man didn't say it, Yang Jian wanted to find him, but it was not so easy.
But now there is a big trouble, Nezha was tied to the top of the pagoda by his father to show his ass, where did he go to get dragon blood?
In thinking, it is already moving towards Jinfo Mountain.
"The fifth uncle sells his art to make money, just to soak the chicken, whoever knows the good-looking white black chicken, must introduce it to the fifth uncle, the fifth uncle is not bad for money, he can give you money."
Suddenly, a familiar voice came from ahead.
Wei Wuji's face sank, and he accelerated to run, this fifth uncle, obviously promised to return to the valley obediently, and he dared to wander around the street all the time, making money by performing arts.
It was late at night, there were no pedestrians on the streets, and the passing vehicles were like the wind, and few people took care of the fifth uncle.
But there were two people who followed behind the fifth uncle, and sometimes helped the fifth uncle shout a few times.
One of them is none other than Brother Jiu.
Brother Jiu changed into a pair of jeans, put his hands in his trouser pockets, and covered his eyes with sunglasses, like a **** big brother.
There is also a person who has a yellow face and thin muscles, and at a glance he knows that if he is not malnourished, he is overindulged.
The fruit basket that had hung around the black girl's neck before was in this person's hand, but it was miserable, and there was not even a dime in the fruit basket.
"Take a cat and a dog to perform and make a lot of money."
The fifth uncle suddenly stopped, flapped his wings, and scolded: "With you, why can you only drink the northwest wind?" ”
"Fifth uncle, I think the main reason is the egg deficiency, you look at him, it looks like he has an infectious disease, who the hell dares to approach us!"
Brother Jiu pointed to the fruit basket man and complained.
"What does it mean to be contagious?"
Coming to this strange world, the fifth uncle always maintains a diligent and studious heart.
"It's hemorrhoids."
Brother Jiu said.
"Infectious disease is hemorrhoids, so what are hemorrhoids?"
The fifth uncle has asked too many idiotic questions along the way.
Although the fifth uncle used some means to make the ninth brother and the egg xu believe that the fifth uncle was a phoenix, such an idiot phoenix also made the two speechless.
"Hemorrhoids are just picking up soap and picking up too much!"
Brother Jiu suddenly saw Wei Wuji in front of him, and hurriedly said, "Fifth uncle, there is a strip!" ”
The fifth uncle didn't even look at it, turned around and ran, but only then did he turn around, and the cottage mantra on his neck tightened and contracted violently, causing it to fall to the ground in pain, rolling and howling miserably.
Wei Wuji couldn't bear to see it, he stopped chanting the incantation, took a few steps, picked up the fifth uncle, and said angrily: "Don't want dragon blood anymore!" ”
"Fifth Uncle let them go back!"
The fifth uncle looked aggrieved.
"Brother, the fifth uncle is a phoenix, save some face for the fifth uncle!"
"Yes, without the fifth uncle, I was raped by an AIDS girl tonight, and the fifth uncle is my savior!"
Brother Jiu reasoned, and the egg was empty.
But there is one thing in common, they are all like the little brothers of the fifth uncle.
"Come on, come on, show what the fifth uncle taught you, and show it to the fool."
The fifth uncle took advantage of Wei Wuji's distraction, broke free and jumped to the front, waved his wings, and shouted loudly.
"That's right, we're just pickling chicken balls!"
Brother Jiu and Egg Void posed in a posture of pretending to be forced, and the fifth uncle stood in front of them, with his wings and chest, and the two of them shouted at the same time.
Pickled chicken balls?
Rub, this ninth brother and egg deficiency are really two things!
Wei Wuji grabbed the fifth uncle and quickly ran towards Taoyuan Valley.
"See you in the old place tomorrow night, the fifth uncle will take you to soak the chicken and take you to fly!"
The fifth uncle opened his throat and shouted backwards.
"See you or leave!"
Brother Jiu and Egg Void kept waving their hands, smiling equally obscenely.
From the actions of the fifth uncle tonight, Wei Wuji could probably imagine the dirty face of the fifth uncle when he made trouble in the Heavenly Palace.
After getting rid of the Ninth Brother and the Egg Deficiency, Wei Wuji slowed down, but he could already see Jin Foshan, which was just ahead.
"Wuzai, what do you want to do when you make a pickled chicken ball?"
Wei Wuji grabbed the tight mantra and lifted the fifth uncle, and sighed: "If you really can't hold it back, I can buy you a few chickens." ”
"Stupid, you know a fart, the fifth uncle does this, it's all for your good."
The fifth uncle held his head high arrogantly and said, "I think back then, the pickled chicken group formed by the fifth uncle in the demon world swept the Seven Realms. ”
Speaking of the scenery of the year, the fifth uncle opened the conversation.
This is very similar to Brother Monkey, on the way to learn scriptures in the West, Brother Monkey has the most common sentence, that is, my old grandson is the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago.
If someone mentions Bi Ma Wen, Brother Monkey will inevitably jump like thunder and start drying.
When he arrived in Taoyuan Valley, Wei Wuji first picked some fruits, peaches, grapes, and apples, all of which were stored in a treasure chest, and before carrying out that classified mission, he had to launch a few more drinks.
Then he went to the Grim Reaper Mall, spent 100,000 dead coins, bought an iron chain, and prepared to tie the fifth uncle in the valley.
But when he clicked into the treasure chest and wanted to extract the chain, he found that the butterfly fairy robe was shining with a strange light.
The light was soft, Wei Wuji only glanced at it, and it was as if a stunning fairy appeared in front of him, holding a rainbow and dancing.
That...... Is it a butterfly fairy? (To be continued.) )