In a blink of an eye, Zheng Yichen had spent a week in the acupuncture department. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

A very pleasant, relaxing week.

Early on Monday morning, Gu Minggao had a gloomy face, and summoned all the doctors to Liang Ruiwen's consultation room to start a weekly outpatient meeting.

Zheng Yichen sat in an inconspicuous corner, looking around at the doctors present, as soon as those doctors came in, they were also full of curiosity about Zheng Yichen, pointing and pointing from time to time, and occasionally let out a few sneers, from their mouths, naturally they couldn't spit out any good words.

Zheng Yichen aimlessly glanced at the doctors in each field and found a familiar figure: Hu Xianfeng, who had met him in Sister Yun's outpatient clinic that day.

Even once when he was waiting for the elevator, Hu Xianfeng asked him for massage practice skills.

On the day of the interview, Hu Xianfeng happened to be on duty, so he couldn't watch it, and later in the words of others, he pieced together everything that happened that day, and he was shocked.

Zheng Yichen used superb massage techniques to cure Hu Xianfeng's grandmother's low back pain, Hu Xianfeng was convinced, but also comforted himself with a self-conscious mentality: "He is just better than me in massage, if it is really compared to clinical syndrome differentiation or acupuncture techniques, he will definitely be inferior to me." ”

However, I learned from my colleague that it took Zheng Yichen a few minutes to diagnose the cause of the patient, and then use acupuncture to cure the patient's trigeminal neuralgia, and the needles used were actually the legendary Canglong Nine Needles!

It's so absurd, it's too unbelievable!

Hu Xianfeng felt a sense of admiration for Zheng Yichen at this time, and sighed in his heart: "I knew that I could learn such good medical skills by studying in three years of junior college, and when I took the college entrance examination, I would have taken a few tens of points less in the exam, so why bother to go to graduate school to waste my time?" ”

Hu Xianfeng's opinion of Zheng Yichen is also very strange, it stands to reason that he has been humiliated by Zheng Yichen, and he should have a grudge against Zheng Yichen, but he admires Zheng Yichen very much.

He has nothing to do, he will also carry Gu Minggao on his back, and secretly practice a few massage techniques pointed out by Zheng Yichen, not long ago, his grandmother had a recurrence of low back pain, and Hu Xianfeng was treated with a lumbar wrench, the old lady happily closed her mouth, threw herself into the camp of square dance, tried all kinds of waist twisting postures, and was not afraid of flashing her waist, anyway, if she was injured, she could be cured by calling her grandson "click".

At the same time that Zheng Yichen found Hu Xianfeng, Hu Xianfeng also happened to look in the direction of Zheng Yichen and glanced at him.

Zheng Yichen smiled lightly, Hu Xianfeng hesitated slightly, ignored it, and directly turned his head sideways to divert his gaze.

Zheng Yichen understands Hu Xianfeng's actions, if he is a little kinder to himself and falls in the eyes of other colleagues, he will definitely become the target of public criticism.

After all, in this department, the people who can be offended by themselves are basically offended.

But when Hu Xianfeng's colleagues around him whispered slander against Zheng Yichen, Hu Xianfeng did not participate, which was also noticed by Zheng Yichen: "It seems that Hu Xianfeng has no special hostility towards me. ”

Liang Ruiwen, the person in charge of the outpatient department of the acupuncture department, lifted the frame of the glasses and said in a solemn tone: "The meeting is about to start, please be quiet." ”

The audience was suddenly silent, and everyone's eyes were focused on Gu Minggao.

Gu Minggao flipped through last week's performance sheet, and the audience was silent, only the rustle of his documents was heard.

After reading the performance table, he said in a bad tone, and shouted: "Zheng Yichen, stand up for me!" ”

Zheng Yichen stood up as he said: "Director, what's the matter?" ”

Gu Minggao was furious: "Do you know what your performance was last week?" ”

Zheng Yichen frowned and pondered, and counted with ten fingers: "17 gets 7, 2748, 38 Women's Day, May Day...... Director of Reports, my performance last week was ...... Zero! ”

For a whole week, his old sick number did not come to help, and he did not want the surgical and orthopedic people to know his situation, and refused to ask these people for help, so he did not have a single sick number last week.

Gu Minggao slammed the performance table on the table, and there was a "snap": "Do you know that you alone have dragged the whole department back?" What a black sheep you are! ”

Everyone raised their eyes to look at Zheng Yichen, not hiding their schadenfreude at all.

Hu Xianfeng's lips twitched, and he wanted to speak, but in the end, he didn't fall into the well like others.

Zheng Yichen knew that with Hu Xianfeng's personality, it would not work to ask him to send charcoal in the snow, and it was already a kind of silent support if he didn't fall into the ground.

Liang Ruiwen, as the main person in charge of the outpatient department of the acupuncture department, felt that he needed to speak for his subordinates, coughed lightly, and said in a strange manner: "Director, a new employee, has just come to work for a long time, and his performance is a little worse, which is also understandable......

He changed his words: "However, Dr. Zheng Yichen, it's really too bad!" I really can't stand it, and in a week, I actually got a duck egg, which is really a shameful record, and it completely refreshes the lower limit. ”

Liang Ruiwen shook his head, his tone was sad, and he looked like he hated iron but not steel: "I was very optimistic about Dr. Zheng, and I also arranged a clinic with a good geographical location for him, hoping that he could make some achievements, and it was not in vain that I worked hard to cultivate, but I didn't expect ...... He actually handed over this kind of achievement. ”

Liang Ruiwen covered his face and sighed: "I don't have the face to look at it, director, everything is what I teach, please punish me." ”

Zheng Yichen opened his mouth and echoed: "Since Dr. Liang has said so, Director, you will fulfill his wish and punish Dr. Liang severely, I think I have today, it is really his teaching that has no way." ”

Liang Ruiwen's expression froze instantly, his mouth was crooked, his eyes looked straight at Zheng Yichen, who looked at him with a calm expression, and shouted in his heart: "Please, I'm talking about the scene, everyone knows that it can't be taken seriously, okay?" Your own bad performance, and you have the face to ask others to be punished for you, it's too shameless to say this! ”

Zheng Yichen sneered in his heart, to deal with shameless people, of course he had to use more shameless methods.

Since Liang Ruiwen was embarrassed to say that the clinic next to the toilet had a good geographical location, cultivated so hard that he didn't even give himself a single patient, why couldn't he follow Liang Ruiwen's words?

Liang Ruiwen suddenly couldn't play anymore, and looked at Gu Minggao with a look of help, Gu Minggao frowned, and said in a deep voice: "Liang Ruiwen has no way to manage, of course I will punish him, but there is always a priority in things, let's talk about your performance first." ”

As he spoke, Liang Ruiwen hurriedly glanced at the people below, and the doctors understood, and they all opened their mouths to accuse Zheng Yichen of not.

"I don't have the ability, and I have to ask Dr. Liang to carry the black pot for you, it's really shameless."

"It seems that the worst performance in the history of our acupuncture department has finally been born."

"It is estimated that in the next few hundred years, no one will be able to break this record."

"Why don't we call him Duck Egg in the future."

Zheng Yichen was sneered at by this group of people, unmoved, and said secretly in his heart: "You guys are really making a fuss, as long as I am given time, I can definitely do worse." Not only does it not make money, but it also breaks a few fire pots, which is regarded as a negative efficiency value. ”

Gu Minggao waited until the doctors' scolding and ridicule were backward, and then he opened his mouth and asked coldly: "Liang Ruiwen, if your performance is not up to standard, what punishment is there?" ”

When Zheng Yichen heard the word punishment, his face changed, and he couldn't help but adjust his standing posture.

Before entering the acupuncture department, he had already heard that the reward and punishment system of the acupuncture department was the most stringent in the department of the entire central hospital!

It is said that Gu Minggao clearly stipulates a performance amount that meets the standard, requiring each doctor to meet the corresponding amount standard every month.

If the standard is not met, the doctor's monthly bonus will be deducted by a quarter and distributed to those doctors who meet the performance standard as a reward.

This kind of punishment is very severe, forcing a class of subordinates to work hard and strive to meet the standard, so as not to earn much in a month, and most of the bonus will be deducted.

Sure enough, Liang Ruiwen replied: "According to the regulations, a quarter of the bonus should be deducted, so Zheng Yichen should be deducted ......"

When he said this, he couldn't laugh anymore, and his face was very ugly, as if he had been forced to stuff a piece of stool into his mouth.

Gu Minggao also thought of the key point, his eyes were blazing with anger, compared to Liang Ruiwen, it was not much better, it became a purple sauce like pork liver.

"Sure enough, I knew they would be like this......" Zheng Yichen smiled secretly in his heart, and continued to adjust his stance in order to better appreciate the expressions of the two.

For those doctors who have performance, but do not meet the standards, this punishment is naturally very severe.

But Zheng Yichen's situation is special, his performance is not substandard, but no performance at all, and the bonus is zero.

Even if according to the regulations, after deducting a quarter of his bonus, a quarter of the zero is still zero.

This is not as good as duck eggs, which are divided into a quarter and can satisfy cravings.

He didn't have a penny of bonuses, so naturally he couldn't deduct it.

What is barefoot, not afraid of wearing shoes, this is it!

Even if the bonus is fully deducted, Zheng Yichen has no opinion at all.

The doctors in the audience also figured out this section, and the expressions on everyone's faces could be said to be strange, some were stunned, some were surprised, some couldn't help laughing, and some scolded softly.

Gu Minggao was silent for a while before he regained his breath and said sternly: "You have to remember that our department does not raise idlers!" ”

"I know, director, I will definitely work hard in the future and strive not to delay the performance of the department."

Zheng Yichen couldn't hold back a smile, pretended to be ashamed, and lowered his head to accept the leader's reprimand.

Gu Minggao's eyes flickered, thoughtful, and he was probably thinking of a different way to rectify Zheng Yichen again.

Zheng Yichen also knew that the game between him and Gu Minggao had just begun.