Episode 1 You are not married, I am not married

Men don't have a good thing! This is a painful truth that I have summed up after my third lovelorn, although this truth has been recited by countless people. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 infoBut only after experiencing the bastard first-hand know that this kind of thing is really rare and ordinary people can't afford it.

This girl is very honest and kind, she is a standard good girl at home, and she is not bad at housework. When you go out, you will throw money at the flyover beggars, give up your seat to the old, weak, sick and disabled, help the old grandmother cross the street, have been baptized by the great nine years of duty, and graduated from a serious university, how can you know that bastard because of the plummeting character? When chasing me, the sweet words turned into bones, saying that the sea of love for me can be dry and rotten, and it has only been three months to witness his love from dry to rotten, what a rotten person! When they broke up, they also held a girl with a sharp chin who could poke people to death, with a 45-degree little sad temperament, declaring that they were true love.

Isn't innocent love true love! Well, it's a bit far, but if I don't explode the anger that has been suppressed in my heart for a long time, I can't correctly channel every man I come into contact with in the future, but whenever I have a hippie smile, I can't wait to dismantle him. Of course, it can't be set off when I am extremely disgusted and desperate for men, and Shen Jingwen can still calmly enter the realm of my heart.

In order to forget about that bastard and heal my wounded heart, I quit my position as a sales assistant and got a job as an assistant to the director of marketing, far from that dead bastard. For me who has always been exposed to customer service work, it can be said that I am very handy for my new job. Less than a week after coming to the company, my immediate boss, Director Lan, a menopausal Virgo woman, was so terrible that the entire marketing department was terrified, but she listed me as the most cultivable talent, and a face that seemed to be smiling every time she saw me.

As her other assistant, my colleague Liu Xiaowei, in his own words, loved and hated me. Love is because with me, he no longer has to endure the little volcano that the old woman may erupt at any time; Hate is because of me, compared to his work is too inferior, life is getting more and more difficult to mix.

"Eh, Xiangxiang, you say, can a cruel old woman like Director Lan really give birth to such a beautiful daughter?" As soon as Director Lan left the office with his front foot, Liu Xiaowei's dead fish-like face came over, and he really didn't understand why he was so fond of chewing his tongue as a man.

"My daughter's appearance is based on genes, right?" I replied to him angrily. I don't know if it's a chain reaction, it's a man, and now in my eyes, it's all hypocrites and villains, bastards! And this guy's overall taste is so similar to that bastard, it's even more disgusting.

"Personality is inherited, right? Although I haven't seen it, it's really incomprehensible to hear that her daughter is beautiful and cute. Liu Xiaowei squeezed his dead fish face into a ball and smiled cheaply: "Xiangxiang, in fact, you are also very beautiful." ”

"And then?"

"You see, it's like this." The dead fish's face suddenly became serious, "You are not married, I am not married, I think we are of the right age, and we are so close every day......"

"Stop!" I resolutely stretched out a hand to keep his words in my mouth, "I swear, if you dare to continue, I will make you not see the moon tonight." ”

"Today, it's raining today, like the wooden moon ......" It's raining? When I looked out the window, I couldn't help but feel my heart sink, as if I didn't have an umbrella! What a bad luck! It's also bad luck to face this dead fish face all day long! He glanced at him angrily, and took care of himself.

Office workers are so hard, with wages thinner than the air on the plateau, doing the work done by yaks on the plateau. Speaking of plateaus, one day I should really pull Xiao Ruan and Miao Miao to KTV and shout a song "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" to relieve my grievances for so many days. By the way, there will be another song "Don't Be a Woman in the Next Life" and "Borrow from the Sky for Another 500 Years". Well! Sure enough, there is the surging temperament of a young woman with ** silk.