Song Chu was impressed by Taishang Laojun, after all, it was not easy to make an immortal have modern thinking. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

But now the problem is that most of the platform is gone!

Song Chu is not a college student who has just left school, he knows the difficulties of life, and naturally understands the squalor of society. He can conclude that if he didn't sign a contract with Shenzhou Magazine this time, then he would definitely not be able to continue to stay in Shenzhou Magazine. Not only that, but I'm afraid that my novels will never be in this magazine.

Since there is none, then your own platform will be lost.

Song Chu's eyes rolled, this time Li Jianping gave himself a problem. Isn't this a god, it's better to tell him, maybe he can teach Li Jianping a lesson.

Song Chu thought about it, and immediately felt that this was very feasible, so he immediately said these things in one go.

Lao Jun listened to it with relish, and even followed Song Chu with indignation when he heard the end. "It's so bullying! Beat him up! Hearing the end, Lao Jun directly burst into a foul language, very angry.

Such a down-to-earth immortal, I'm damn it! I've never seen it!

Song Chu only felt that this foul word was very beautiful, so he began to encourage him next to him. "Look, the role of this martial arts version of the magazine is very obvious. At my level, I can definitely increase its monthly sales to more than a million copies. A million copies! If you buy it, you have to see it, and maybe someone else will have to borrow it. In other words, at least a million people here will see your profile. ”

Song Chu's words are extremely tempting, Rao is Laojun has lived a long life, and when he hears this, his eyes are shining, and he looks forward to it!

Song Chu saw that his words had an effect, and he immediately worked harder: "Then you think about it, ten out of a million people, there are 100,000 people who are interested in your profile. What is the popularity value brought to you by 100,000 people, you can refer to the land lord yourself! ”

When Lao Jun heard this, he slapped his thigh and said, "That's right! Now the land has been arrogant these days, and if you have nothing to do, you just sit at Nantianmen and look at your immortal monument. Tsk, it's no wonder that now the immortal value of the entire Heavenly Court is rising for him and the big splashing monkey, can you not be soothed! ”

Song Chu smiled and felt that the time was ripe, so he proposed: "So, you go and help me teach Li Jianping a lesson." In this way, I have a platform to play to my heart's content! ”

The words are so slippery, and the stakes are analyzed so clearly, but at this juncture, the old fox Taishang Laojun smiled treacherously and said: "That's not good, we are immortals, and we can't interfere in your human affairs!" ”

Damn, this old fox, when you listen to it, it's so engrossed, and the joint work doesn't work at all in the end!

Song Chu was so angry that his face turned pale, uncle, don't bring such a play!

However, seeing Song Chu's face, Taishang Laojun didn't dare to offend him too badly, this is the fragrant bait of the fairy world. Who doesn't know that the three of them recruited agents at the beginning, but they had the advantage of being close to the water. The most typical is the land, which has already earned immortal value.

Now for Taishang Laojun, not only do they have to let Song Chu add incense to their immortal world, but they also have to let him do this for himself first!

"It's not impossible, that instrument in your head, I can add something to you. As for how to use the contents to help you, it's up to you! Taishang Laojun smiled and waved the dust, and then saw a light suddenly flash into Song Chu's body.

Then there was a ding, and there was already an extra button in the instrument, with two words on it - immortal goods!

No way! Immortals!

Song Chu's eyes are straight, uncle's, and immortal goods! What's inside? Could it be the elixir of Taishang Laojun? The queen mother's peach?

He was a little impatient and jerked the button. Immediately, he almost vomited blood. Because a line of words is displayed on it - to open the fairy goods channel, you need to be worth one thousand and a half!

One thousand and a half cents!

Your uncle!

Song Chu almost scolded Taishang Laojun for saying this, isn't this a pit person! I wanted to start the music channel at that time, but it cost fifty cents. This fucking fairy channel costs fifteen hundred cents!

Seeing Song Chu's appearance, Taishang Laojun couldn't help but feel proud. This is the trick he came up with all night last night, just to treat Song Chu.

Isn't it easy to earn your immortal value? Okay, I'll give you something that is easy to consume immortals. Anyway, the things inside are genuine, and they don't deceive, but they're just a little more expensive.

People will always encounter some difficult things in society, such as finally avoiding the eyes of the police at night, and in which alley I led a scantily clad girl home to roll the sheets. At this time, I found that my body was not good, so I had to eat something to improve it, otherwise it would be shameless if I was told by my sister that it was not good.

At this time, Laojun brand viagra comes in handy! Only one capsule is needed to ensure high energy all year round. Seven times a night, absolutely no problem.

Song Chu can't be opened alive or dead, there is no way, now he has more than 300 immortals on his body. Sun Wukong hurriedly increased a few thousand immortals, but this monkey couldn't find anyone at all. Even if he found someone, Song Chu didn't dare to ask him for immortal value. This thing is a person who can make trouble in the heavenly palace against the sky, his idol!

"What's in there!" Song Chu looked at the words of the immortal goods, and only felt that there was a claw scratching himself in the bottom of his heart, it was really seductive, it was an immortal goods!

"It's nothing!" Taishang Laojun smiled treacherously, and then said, "You must know about the monkey stealing my elixir." ”

Song Chu nodded and said, "I know!" "This is normal, but this is remembered in "Journey to the West". A drama that must be released during the winter and summer vacations, Song Chu is very familiar with this.

"Do you know why I was so angry afterwards?" Taishang Laojun showed a strange look on his face.

This look made Song Chu stunned, because he was so familiar. This is exactly the way the roommates smile when they close the door in the university dormitory and look at Mr. Cang!

"For ...... Why? Song Chu asked a little stunned.

"Because that's the Qi Replenishing Pill!" Taishang Laojun laughed obscenely, and at the same time his eyes couldn't help but look around, as if he was afraid that others would hear it.

"Qi Replenishing Pill?" Song Chu hadn't figured out what that thing was for. "What kind of Dan is this?"

Taishang Laojun was stunned, only then did he understand that there is still a difference between the two worlds of humans and immortals, according to the knowledge of the world he learned for a while, he accurately used the common language of the world: "It's the viagra of the Laojun brand!" The dead monkey didn't eat anything, he had to eat it. That's what I refined for the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother. You said it was eaten by dead monkeys, can they not be angry! ”

Song Chu was immediately dumbfounded!

Damn, that's how the co-authorship of the Heavenly Palace came about! What a truth that shocked the world!

It's just that this is too fucking sloppy!

What kind of headline does this news have to make in the world?

A furnace of viagra caused a lot of trouble in the heavenly palace!