Chapter 009: Blame Me
Hammerhead invincible: Give the baby an address, and the little hammerhead will come to you in a while~\(ā§ā½ā¦)/~Lalala~
Qi Hao Daoren: Okay. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
sent the address to Hammerhead Invincible, and after sending it, Xu Qihao realized that something was wrong.
Qihao Daoren: Wait, what do you mean when you say Little Hammerhead is looking for me? The little hammerhead refers to you, right?
Hammerhead is invincible: I hate it~~ Although the nickname of Little Hammer is also very cute, but people are babies~~ Little Hammerhead is a little hammer for you~
Qi Hao Daoren: Wait, how did a hammer come to me?
After typing this sentence, Xu Qihao's mindover floated through the voiceover: "Find you a hammer~" (Sichuan dialect version)
The hammer head is invincible: the baby's hammer head is instrumental~~ You have to take good care of it for the baby~~ Don't tell you, it is in a mood with the baby, and the baby should comfort and comfort it~~
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Machine Spirit?
Xu Qihao was excited when he saw these two words, and remembered that the novels he read before were all very good utensils to have machine spirits, right? Hehe, I didn't expect the hammer to be invincible and quite generous.
Merely...... Hammerhead invincible machine spirit is not the same virtue as hammerhead invincible, right?
A muscular uncle with a sloppy beard flashed in his mind, and Xu Qihao lost goosebumps.
No! Bless all the ancestors of the cultivation realm!
Don't come to a hammer-headed invincible machine spirit!
The group is still very lively.
Foggy White Zhenjun: Roaring heaven, you can't do it, you don't even have a fairy!
Qimu Xiaoliu: That's it, there is no object in such a group chat with little soup and little water, Dao Ye, I am super lonely!
Roaring Tianjun made a white-eyed expression: Blame me?
Foggy Bai Zhenjun sent a kitchen knife expression: Blame you!
Roaring Tianjun sent a begging expression for mercy: Look at Xiaoliu's current waste, who can hold a fairy? The rhythm of scaring people and fairies away in minutes.
Then @ Qi Hao Daoren: Qi Hao Daoyou is my newly recruited publicity, and the task of finding a fairy is handed over to him!
As soon as the topic of pulling fairies into the group was mentioned, the group was suddenly very active, and even the trio of Haizhen, who had always only lined up in formation, joined the discussion.
Hai Zhenren @ Qihao Daoren: I like the fairy with long legs!
Wubai Zhenjun @ Qihao Daoren: It's not bad like the Water Cloud Fairy.
Qinghu Sanren @ Qihao Daoren: Shuiyun Fairy +1
Qimu Xiaoliu @ Qihao Daoren: I don't pick the Taoist, fairy, alive!
Roaring Heaven: Ahh
Jiangbei Zhenren: Ask weakly...... Isn't this engaging in base groups?
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Watching a group of cultivators who didn't do anything right and didn't have discipline fart in the group. Xu Qihao felt a headache.
Ladies and gentlemen! I'm a newcomer!
Come on!
I don't even know a fairy until now, where can I pull a fairy for you uncles?
No, wait, Fog White True Monarch, they should be considered to be relatively high in cultivation, right?
There are no Taoist couples until now?
Don't even have a hook up with?
Could it be that there are more women and men in the cultivation realm than in the mortal world?
Oh leak!
I don't want to be a bachelor in the future!
Xu Qihao Daoren: There are very few female cultivators in the cultivation realm?
Misty White Zhenjun: What do you think?
Qimu Xiaoliu: Otherwise, Daoye, I still have time to fart with you? Comes with a left humming emote.
Hai Zhenren: Hehe.
Jiangbei Zhenren made a shy smile: I think it's good.
Roaring Tianjun: Actually, if you count the Qinglun faction, there are a lot of them......
Misty White Zhenjun: Ahh The Qinglun faction is not allowed to double cultivate! What a count! Besides, you have lived for so long, except for a dead old woman like Qingxiuzi, who has ever seen a fairy of the Qinglun faction?
There was silence.
And then.
Roaring Heavenly Monarch: Ugh
Qimu Xiaoliu: Alas
Hai Zhenren: Ugh
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Sure enough, there is still a shortage of girls!
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From the Roaring Heavenly Monarch, Xu Qihao learned that the basis for being able to cultivate the truth is that there are spiritual points in the body.
After having a spiritual acupoint, the body can absorb the spiritual energy.
And cultivating the truth is actually the process of constantly growing and enriching the spiritual acupoints.
According to the Roaring Heavenly Monarch, the spirit cave is very rare, and there is less than one in ten thousand people who have a spirit cave.
Having a spiritual acupoint is only a necessary condition for cultivating the truth, and if the spiritual acupoint does not absorb the spiritual energy for a long time, it can only be maintained at about 12 years old at most.
Therefore, like Xu Qihao, who is almost 18, without cultivation, the spiritual acupoint is still not closed, which is very rare.
Xu Qihao was in a lack of interest all day today.
Why?
It's not because I want to pull fairies for the unreliable goods in the group!
Holy!
Lao Tzu is a newcomer!
Is it really good for you to let a rookie who has never seen a cultivator do such a difficult thing as pulling a fairy into the group?
Xu Qihao, who was in an unhappy mood, continued to emit low air pressure, and finally let several buddies in the dormitory feel it.
"Third child, what's wrong with you?" Wang Qiang patted Xu Qihao on the shoulder.
I complained in my heart: Wipe it! How do you feel that the third child has grown taller!
This head ...... It seems to be a little stronger than me, why didn't I notice it before?
Xu Qihao frowned, turned around, and asked, "Boss, what do you say the sister is more interested in?" ā
He wanted to understand what the fairies were interested in, but the group was full of old bachelors who didn't know anything about the fairies' hobbies. I couldn't say a word for a long time, so I had to retreat first and then see what the girls in reality liked.
"Yo hey! It's time to get the hang of it! Third, you've found the right person! I guess I can answer this question for you in the dormitory! Wang Qiang patted his chest, full of hatred.
was immediately served by the second Shen Da and the fat man Feishu.
Wang Qiang rubbed his smashed head, bared his teeth and said, "That's all the things my sister is interested in!" Clothes! Pocket! Shoe! Cosmetics! Nameplate! ā
Shen Da interjected, "Cut, Rory, let's put it bluntly, the things that the girl likes are just two words!" Pretty! ā
A sentence reminded Xu Qihao.
Yes!
Women love beauty by nature, mortal women are like this, are fairies the same?
After all, it seems to be an eternal truth that women love beauty just as men love to brag.
Xu Qihao gave Shen Da a thumbs up, "Second brother! Awesome! ā
Shen Da's words gave Xu Qihao a lot of inspiration.
The news of the WeChat public account group real banquet has been postponed, and the official account has to send two messages.
One is the cultivation of true feelings, so the other is to post an article that female cultivators will be more interested in?
After all, I don't have a way to contact the nuns now, so I can only post some articles on the official account to try, will it attract some nuns?
Xu Qihao thought while looking through his circle of friends, trying to find some inspiration.
Looking at the selfies of the girls in the class all over the screen, an idea came to me.
Beautiful women are somewhat narcissistic, so they all love to take selfies.
Isn't it the same for nuns?
Or post a selfie article yourself?
So Xu Qihao searched on the Internet for a moment and pushed such a message:
"Master 5 selfie tips and details to make your photos more captivating!"