Chapter 186: This Thing Is Female!

Li Xuan's grief-stricken wail, for Zheng Yichen, who was depressed, was like eating a ginseng fruit, and the pores of his whole body were wide open, which was called a comfortable and comfortable sound. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

All along, Li Xuan has built his happiness on top of his pain, but he didn't expect that there would be a day when the position would be reversed.

He was proud in his heart, and he couldn't wait to sing a song: "We ordinary people, this person is really happy......"

But Zheng Yichen's pride could not last long, he completely underestimated Li Xuan's perverted psychological quality and ability to regenerate blood, and in the next moment, Li Xuan had already resurrected with full blood on the spot, and laughed a few times: "Haha, I'm tangled in a fart!" What's so fun about spending your own money? Exploiting you is my ultimate goal of taking refuge in you! ”

"Can you be more shameless? The local tyrants came to exploit me, a poor peasant, are you a Zhou pickpocket, and Huang Shiren is possessed? Zheng Yichen was completely out of line, pulled down his face, became angry, and scolded.

The scolding was mixed with Li Xuan's heartless laughter, which seemed a little funny and ridiculous, as if he was singing a one-man show, Li Xuan was well versed in the principle of "he is strong, the breeze blows on the hills, he is horizontal, and the bright moon shines on the river", no matter how Zheng Yichen scolds, he just laughs, and sometimes kindly reminds him that he missed a few points, or when Zheng Yichen scolds some new tricks, he is amazed, and praises him for his vocabulary is much richer, and it seems that he has been doing a lot of homework recently.

After he finished scolding, Li Xuan smiled and said, "After you finish scolding, it's time to get angry, I'm already outside the airport now, and in about fifteen minutes, I'll come to your house and wait for me." After that, he hung up the phone.

Zheng Yichen walked downstairs, and Lao Yang, who was patrolling by, saw his angry appearance, and couldn't help but ask curiously: "Stinky boy, did you eat explosives today?" You can smell gunpowder from afar. ”

Zheng Yichen snorted and said: "I think it's best to directly light me as a cannon and send it to the moon, and it's best to be out of sight!" ”

"What's wrong? Quarreled with someone's daughter? Do you want me to call you a few tricks to get along between men and women, it's really not me who brags, when I was young, I was called the jade-faced Liang Chaowei, and my melancholy and deep eyes didn't know how many girls I had captured......"

"Lao Yang, before you brag about it, please take a draft, when you were young, Tony Leung hadn't been born yet! Besides, I'm not trapped by love. Zheng Yichen gave him a blank look.

Old Yang blushed, squeaked, and continued to ask according to Zheng Yichen's topic: "Then what are you worried about?" ”

"Do you remember the man who came to me every once in a while?"

Lao Yang still remembers: "Of course I remember, that guy is really demonic, three points more handsome than a woman, and I have been thinking that there is something wrong with your sexual orientation for a while." ”

Zheng Yichen said bitterly: "He's here again!" ”

His words and expressions fell in the eyes of those who cared about it, and had a deeper meaning, Lao Yang naturally thought that he was worried that a man would stay at home, and it would be inconvenient for women such as Yao Luqi and Xiaotong to enter and exit, and Li Xuan was too handsome, it was not excluded that Zheng Yichen's female friends would directly kick Zheng Yichen away at first sight, and stage a bloody ethical drama of "prying the corners of the brothers".

"You young people." Lao Yang smiled ambiguously, didn't comment, asked Zheng Yichen for a few cigarettes, and continued to patrol with vigorous steps.

When Zheng Yichen walked downstairs, the roar of the car exhaust pipe resounded through the quiet community.

A pure white BMW 3 Series approached straight in, stopped in front of the security booth, the strong light of the headlights shone on Zheng Yichen's face, Zheng Yichen ignored the strong light, looked directly at the eyes, and saw the characters in the car clearly.

A man with a ponytail, a standard melon seed face, handsome facial features, and a man who resembles Wu Yanzu came out of the passenger seat with a travel bag on his back, said hello to Zheng Yichen with a smile and stretched out his head into the car, and the driving woman who was wearing extremely economical fabrics, just the unfathomable career line on his chest was enough to make Zheng Yichen's tongue-smacking young woman kiss each other on the cheek, and stop after tasting it.

The woman's face was flushed, her eyes were misty, and she lightly opened her lips: "Zheng Yichen, can you tell me your contact information?" ”

Zheng Yichen heard it on the side, and his face was full of anger: Li Xuan, a bastard, actually used his name to deceive again.

When he was in college, he used his own identity to socialize with women in other schools, so that later the women of ten famous schools in the university town collectively blocked Zheng Yichen, and as soon as he heard his name, he was scattered as birds, beasts, and insects.

When the woman drove away, Zheng Yichen walked up to the man and asked, "Li Xuan, which of your girlfriends is this?" ”

The corners of Li Xuan's mouth curled up a good-looking arc, and he laughed heartily: "I have only known her for less than half an hour, and I wanted to take a taxi to you after getting off the plane just now, but later I found that I didn't have half a cent in my pocket, so I found this beautiful woman who was kind enough to take me on a ride and sent me here." I'm really going out to meet a nobleman, haha. ”

Zheng Yichen glanced at him angrily: "Looking at the style she drives, how can it be that she lives in such a neighborhood that deviates from the city center, and it is obvious that she coveted your beauty to carry you "by the way", right?" ”

"Really? There's just no way to be handsome, haha. Li Xuan burst into laughter again.

"Look at your pretentiousness, will you die if you keep a low profile?"

Li Xuan's expression was very serious, and he nodded and said, "Yes!" ”

Even if Zheng Yichen was full of resentment, he had to admit that the fact that Li Xuan was very handsome was like a demon, if he stood with Li Lishan, it would be a perfect match.

With the status of his father Li Fusheng at that time, the woman who can get his favor and have a relationship can naturally be called a peerless person, Li Xuan has no doubt inherited his mother's excellent genes, and the handsome one is called a miserable person.

This is also the reason why Zheng Yichen is unhappy with him, on the basketball court back then, he was not much worse than Li Xuan in terms of skills and contributions, but the screams, moans, and cheers of the girls in the academy were all given to Li Xuan.

Beside this man who is as dazzling as the sun, Zheng Yichen has no room to shine at all.

"Rich people are annoying enough, and those who are rich and handsome should be arrested and destroyed humanely!" Zheng Yichen roared in his heart.

After entering the house, another incident happened that made Zheng Yichen vomit blood depressed.

Robin, the lazy cat who has been ignoring him and sleeping for at least twenty-three hours a day, after seeing Li Xuan enter the door, his slightly squinted cat's eyes widened, his ears were erected high, and he rushed to his side, and after circling around Li Xuan's feet frantically for several times, he rubbed his face against Li Xuan's trouser legs, raised his head and shouted: "Meow." ”

Even if Zheng Yichen couldn't understand the cat's language, he knew that its call expressed a warm plea: begging for a relationship!

"Who was kind enough to take you in, who fed you milk, bought you toys and canned food? I've known you for so long and I've not seen you so enthusiastic, do you have a conscience? I suspect you don't! Slow down ......"

Zheng Yichen resisted the urge to spurt blood, and was shocked to discover an astonishing fact.

For nearly half a year, he has been treating Robin as a male, and Li Xuan's arrival has revealed the original form of this lazy cat, and he has initiated a nymphomaniac, just like a girl who thinks of spring: this goods, this goods, it turned out to be female!

Robin is actually a female cat! The first time I saw Li Xuan, he fell in love with Li Xuan completely!

The handsomeness who dares to love Li Xuan has reached the point of crossing races!

Thinking about himself a few months ago, he thought that Robin had opened the harem, but now he knew that it was the queen who had changed like a fake, thinking of this, Zheng Yichen felt a chill in his heart.

"When did you get such a cute and lively cat?" Li Xuan's eyes lit up, he bent down to put down his travel bag, held the cat in his arms, and stroked its smooth hair.

Robin let out a few soft and pleasant cat meows, stretched out his pink tongue, and couldn't stop **** Li Xuan's palm, and was about to rub the oil to the end.

I have to say that Robin is arrogant, enough to make the living angry to death, and his cute appearance can make people cute.

"Lively? Lovely? It didn't see it do anything other than eat and sleep and tickle me every day. Zheng Yichen said coldly.

Li Xuan lay on the sofa on his side and picked up the cat toy on the table, which was a flashlight that could shoot laser red dots, as Li Xuan's arm swayed, the red dots kept changing positions on the floor, Robin jumped up and down, fluttering left and right, trying to hold down the red dots, very hard.

Zheng Yichen recalled that when Robin first came, when he teased it with this toy, Robin's cat eyes were full of mockery, and he seemed to be quite disdainful of his new owner's taste, and shook his head and sighed: "It turns out that every female cat in heat is an acting school, I have seen it." ”

He sat down in another chair and asked, "Why did you run away from home this time?" ”

"My dad saw that I had nothing to do all day after graduation, and he was not happy, and wanted to hand over one of his companies to me to take care of, and I didn't want to be a damn office worker, so he ran out." Li Xuan said lightly.

"Damn! What is that called an office worker? Are you the boss managing a large number of people, as for so disgusted? ”

"Anyway, I don't like it, it's enough to have my dad and my brother in the family business, and my biggest ambition now is to go to our school to contract a café, tease my sister, and have a few months of rest during the winter and summer vacations, how comfortable."

"You rich people love to play this kind of game, the key is not to get me involved." Zheng Yichen glared at him fiercely with a look of disdain and jealousy.

Suddenly, his eyes were straight, and he was horrified, and he saw the abnormality of Li Xuan's complexion!

Li Xuan's Yintang part suddenly had a green tendon that couldn't stop writhing like an earthworm, **beating, red and blue, very scary, but Li Xuan himself didn't know anything.

"Ahh This is...... Gu Technique! ”