Chapter 10 Wisdom in Urgency
Forced to study the Yin and Yang double cultivation Dafa for a few days, seeing that the book is getting thinner and thinner, her heart is getting more and more anxious, although she doesn't know much about those mantras, but double cultivation, Nima, what does double cultivation mean, anyone with a little common sense knows that even a person with a pure heart can't help but crooked words, and let her be in this environment with such a person who is not a ghost or a ghost, uh, the snake demon has a golden wind and jade dew, Chunxia was once, a normal person can't stand a strong arterial stent. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
But every time she tries to escape, she will be blocked by the invisible barrier in the end, just like the old dog in the glass window who is about to die, looking at the outside world every day, but she can only pant on the floor, waiting for the cruel judgment of fate.
After reading the book, the mantra was forced to remember almost, Zhu Yifei began to find other excuses, such as why this place is practiced like this, why is that posture placed like this, I don't understand this word, I can't understand the meaning of this sentence, and when she is finished, she finally ushered in the first night of double cultivation.
Originally, it was rainy and thunderous during the day, but at night the rain stopped, and the stars were full of stars in the night, the frost moon hung high, and the silk essence seemed to be inextricably linked into her body from top to bottom, giving her a dreamlike feeling.
Finally, I understand why the big black snake wants to double cultivate with her, look at him standing there dry, spitting hard, sweating profusely, and the moon is pitiful, and what about himself? You don't have to do anything, just look at the scenery and nibble on wild fruits to solve the problem that all goblins can't solve.
Hey, geniuses are always so lonely, and they are so dangerous, the so-called puff is innocent and guilty, forget it, if you have this narcissistic time, think about how to escape.
Sure enough, after the harvest, the big black snake opened his eyes with a tired face, looked at Zhu Yifei and said, "You come into the house with me, let's start here." ”
"Wait, in fact, I have a unique view of this Yin and Yang dual cultivation Dafa." Zhu Yifei stood up and began to walk back and forth in order to relieve tension.
"Huh? What a view. Yan Jun was really moved by her words.
"You see there are a total of ten chapters before and after, and the ten mantras correspond to ten different realms, especially the last one, ah, the last one we studied a few days ago, how do you say it?" She scratched her head, frowned, thought for half a salary, and then pretended to suddenly realize: "The water in the jade is clear, and the water in the sandalwood is bright." Qingming is pure, yin and yang are together, which means that it has to be carried out in water. She really couldn't find an excuse, she suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and after thinking of an idea, she began to say to Yan Jun with great interest, "Hey, look, does this last one mean that in fact, you can achieve faster cultivation progress in the water?" My body can automatically absorb the essence of the moon and you can't, but the best effect is not achieved by transforming each other from a single channel, which requires a medium in it, and this medium is water. After a meal of nonsense without blushing or panting, even she admired her talent a little, why didn't she think of this before, hey, fortunately, the old lady is talented, she is in a hurry, she is wise, and she is talented, otherwise she would not have died in the hands of the big black snake.
Yan Jun was silent for a while, and then said, "What you said is not unreasonable, it's not easy to get some water. Saying that he was about to cast a spell, where did Zhu Yifei dare to let him destroy this perfect plan that he had finally come up with, took his hand and said, "The art of war is cloudy, the time and place are favorable, you must not be able to forge this artificially, you should first find a feng shui treasure, ah, this water should be warm and comfortable." She squinted her eyes and said secretly in her heart, "Scald you cold-blooded animal" "This is all around, the scenery should be beautiful and the aura is strong, especially what is the place where the Ganoderma lucidum fairy grass grows, ah, and, it must be high, it is best to be on the top of the mountain, so that it is close to the moonlight, and the essence of the Moon Gate absorbed is more rich and pure, it is best to be quiet, and any other messy demons and monsters must be far away and cannot be disturbed, so as to achieve the best effect." The thin man who wiped his forehead vaguely, although making up lies and acting are her strengths, but that is also to be graded, just in front of this crazy man who is obviously not good at stubble and has a flexible mind, she is really afraid that this little trick will not fool him.
"Well, you're right." Yan Jun stood up, looked at Zhu Yifei with appreciation, and said, "I didn't expect your understanding to be so high." ”
"I've won awards, that's it, this place is really hard to find." She said with a pretended sadness.
"In order to cultivate a true dragon as soon as possible, I can do it no matter how difficult it is."
Zhu Yifei was really shocked when he heard him say this, it turned out that he was just a madman who wanted to cultivate Jackie Chan, not to mention that there was really a little bit of persistent effort of teenagers to pursue their dreams, that is, this character was a little brutal, and it is estimated that he was also a tyrannosaurus when he became a real dragon.
"You can rest first today, I'll go find the cultivation treasure land, and when I come back, I'm not allowed to run around."
Zhu Yifei hurriedly widened her eyes and nodded with a virgin face, "Mmmm, you go, pay attention to safety." ”
Yan Jun, who was warmed by this sentence, suddenly cracked his lips and smiled, reached out and stroked the top of her head, "Good." His tone was very gentle, very different from the usual shouting and drinking.
Seeing the black demon wind fly out thousands of miles away in an instant, Zhu Yifei couldn't help but shudder, and when she returned to the cave, she began to feel depressed again.
He didn't return this time after he left for half a month, and Zhu Yifei, who had already eaten up the food, began to watch and hope endlessly every day with his shriveled stomach.
"Hey, mother, am I going to starve to death? When I came to another world, I haven't seen the prosperous city, the mighty imperial city, the places of interest that have not been polluted, but I have been trapped in the cave for a few months, although the leaves are still so green, but my heart is about to die, woo woo, the old lady's life is so bitter. Zhu Yifei, who had just woken up, turned over and sighed, and then continued to roll on the bed, seeing those rare treasures at the head of the bed, she was even more sad, "What do you want?" I can't eat it, I can't spend it, ahhhh After this tragic drama was staged several times a day, not only did she not starve to death, but she also gained some weight.
According to the bronze mirror bordered with 999,000 gold jewels and jade, the double chin that has been slightly revealed was speechless for a while, okay, if you get fat, you are really going to change from a peerless beauty to a peerless fat pig, look at this appearance, if you go to the capital, then you will not be fascinated by a large piece, and you will be selected to be a concubine in the palace, and then you will be the queen, the queen mother, and you will be the emperor yourself, hahaha...... The woman in the bronze mirror kept smirking, as if all her cranky thoughts had come true.
After another seven or eight days, Yan Jun really came back in embarrassment, Zhu Yifei was sleeping, and was taken aback after being woken up by him, the black scales that appeared on most of his palms looked extremely terrifying, but fortunately, her face had not changed, and her eyes were red, but she didn't feel too scary when she was used to seeing beautiful contacts.
"I found a blue sky pond on the top of Qiyun Mountain, and drove away the frog dragon, and we will go there tonight." After he finished speaking, he sat down on the mat next to him and began to pranayama.
"Hey, big black snake, you lie to me, how can you beat Jiao." Zhu Yifei asked very blindly.
But surprisingly, the miserable white black face didn't move, and her words were completely dismissed as a fart. Zhu Yifei, who was bored, fell asleep on the bed again, there was no way to be too hungry, if she didn't sleep, she still had to increase her consumption, and the rest could be tolerated, and she really couldn't bear her hunger as a foodie.
The remnant sun fell and the purple glow dispersed, and the bright moon was high and the clouds were light. Zhu Yifei was forced to follow Yan Jun to set up a demon wind and fly towards the so-called Qiyun Mountain. She is still a little envious of this group of goblins, she can go wherever she wants, if she will, in modern times, it is not to save a lot of trouble to travel, it is not a problem to go abroad, set up the wind and clouds to drift across the ocean in minutes, what Italy, Turkey, phew, don't go to Turkey, that place is too chaotic, don't see any scenery before the ancestors of the terrorists sent to see God.
In this way, I thought about it to the peak of Qiyun Mountain, and saw a small clear water pool, the fairy aura in the pool was swirling, and the Qinglan Yuzhi was intertwined all around, and under the moonlight, the illusion was like a dream, the water color was clear and the wind was microwaved, and I felt refreshed when I took a deep breath, as if I was incarnated as a light butterfly flying and shuttling between heaven and earth, free and easy, quiet and elegant.
"You go down first." Yan Jun glanced at Zhu Yifei, who was full of enjoyment, and ordered.
"Why me, shouldn't you be the first?" Her eyes rolled unconsciously, surprised.
Yan Jun raised his eyebrows suddenly, "Do you want to run?" ”
"Big brother, where am I going, this black light is blinding, in the wilderness, what should I do if I run out and be eaten by wolves." Although I chuckled in my heart, I still stabilized my mind and tried my best to induce, "You are like this, you take off your clothes first, go down and wait for me, you know, girl, you are more shy." Pretending to be shy, she couldn't help but feel disgusted, but there was no way, they all said that the hero was sad about the beauty, in order to save her life and not be used as a furnace, she was disgusting.
"Otherwise, I'll help you take it off." Saying that, Zhu Yifei secretly decided to take the initiative to step forward and pull his collar.
Yan Jun pressed her hand and said with a cold face, "This is my leather armor, I can't take it off." ”
"How can you double repair without taking off your clothes." She was stunned for a moment, could it be that she had been wrong all along?
"You and I will all turn back into our original forms, go down to the water, and I will entangle you, and that's it."
"But, but, I won't." Besides, even if I could, what was my original form? A big black snake soaks in water with a tablet, how weird it looks.
"Then you'll be healed, and I'll change back to my original form." He finally said with some impatience that he was as cruel as he rarely dragged on so much, and he hated people who dragged on the most.
"No, I'm afraid." After accidentally saying the words in her heart, Zhu Yifei began to have some confidence: "I'm afraid of snakes, so what if you take off your leather armor?" Don't I have to take it off too? I'll help you take it off, and then I'll take it off my own. ”
Yan Jun stared at her face with a dark face, and finally nodded, but it didn't matter to her, the black light flashed all over her body, and all her black clothes fell to the ground. Zhu Yifei hurriedly bent down and hugged the black clothes in her arms, turned around and ran to the side of the bushes.
Yan Jun, who had already entered the water, shouted, "Where are you going? Can't run? ”
Zhu Yifei panted and replied, "I'm shy, I'll go to the bushes to take it off, you close your eyes first and wait for me." ”
There is no doubt that Yan Jun really closed his eyes and waited quietly in the water, although he had cultivated his human form for thousands of years, he had never stayed in the world, so relatively speaking, he didn't have many twists and turns in his brain except for ferocity.
Zhu Yifei kept running with her black clothes, she didn't know if she could avoid this time, she just ran down the mountain desperately, and she didn't want to ride the clouds and fog It was really a hard injury, the hillside was very steep, and she finally tripped over an old tree root while running, and rolled down the mountain as soon as she fell.
At this time, Yan Jun, who was immersed in the water, suddenly felt a familiar and dangerous aura approaching him, his confined eyes widened, and he quickly flew out of the water to avoid the attack.
At a glance, it turned out to be the frog that had been originally settled in the pond.
"You kid is in danger, and today Lao Tzu swears to kill you." The frog's massive body flew around in midair, its cyan scales making a crunching sound, like a threat and a declaration of war.
Yan Jun **** stood in the cold wind with his body, the red glow in his eyes suddenly appeared, and his original shape appeared in a flash, and the pink flesh and skin as white as jade wrapped his thick body, the shape was much larger than that of the frog, but the demonic energy around his body was extremely weak.
"Haha, your kid's leather armor has been stripped off, see how you can beat me this time" said Qingjiao flicked his tail up, opened his mouth wide, and spewed out a cloud of green smoke. Yan Jun couldn't dodge in time, and was hit by the green smoke on the skin of his neck, stringing up a puff of black smoke.